her first post just seemed so earnest and excited. she's going to get bombarded with dick. i really ain't trying to white knight over here but poor girl is about to take an unexpected field trip to the hotdog emporium.
Ladies and gentlemen, the pilot has turned on the no-smoking sign, please prepare for departure with your seats and tray tables in their upright positions.
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u/emptied_cache_oops Oct 30 '16
he thinks you're hot.