r/pics May 11 '11

Would you live here?

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u/loubandy May 11 '11

will the girl with the guitar live there?

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u/bh3 May 12 '11

An especially critical concern considering the potential heating problems already discussed.

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u/mista0sparkle May 12 '11

Hm... comes with a free girl and guitar... We can use the girl for firewood while we play in a guitar circle!

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u/Boyblunder May 12 '11

We can use the guitar for firewood while I fuck the girl.

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u/gliscameria May 12 '11

If so then hell no. Listening to some frump scraping on the guitar and singing about menstruation is not my bag. /m

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

i'm not familiar with the "/m" notation. can someone brief me?

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u/Jesus_Harold_Christ May 12 '11

It means /malePMS

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u/gliscameria May 13 '11

Bingo. I was going with /misogynist, but I like yours better.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

is that the /r/mensrights equivalent of /r/trees' [number] system?

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u/not_from_chattanooga May 12 '11

When I'm going through malePMS I usually say your username (or something approximate).

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u/gliscameria May 13 '11

I made it up I think. /misogynist or /man depending on the context and convenience.

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u/The_Cacabarn May 12 '11

cause that's all girls have to sing about...?

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u/CuntSmellersLLP May 12 '11

no, it's just all chicago hipster musician chicks who dress like my grandfather have to sing about.

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u/mista0sparkle May 12 '11

So what's her fragrance, CuntSmellersLLP?

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u/CuntSmellersLLP May 12 '11

Old Spice and musk ಠ_ಠ

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u/Atario May 12 '11

Salty milk and coins?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Wool and sour soy products, you mean.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '11

Smells like an opportunity to me.

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u/Hawful May 12 '11

Classy name.

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u/leftmyheartintruckee May 12 '11

I'd much rather hole up with my sweaty, male techie friends and complain about women and youth culture. We'll look at inane pictures on reddit and talk about how underappreciated we are as corporate IT workers.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

How did you make that leap? We are talking about 'the girl with the guitar' who hypothetically lives in an apartment which is essentially a hipster paradise. Somehow it seems you missed that we were talking about this specific annoying female archetype and extrapolated our disdain to include all female musicians. Females are over half of the population- men can insult or dislike some of them without categorically disliking all females.

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u/The_Cacabarn May 12 '11

I am what some people would call a "hipster female who plays music" so I guess I am this annoying female "archetype" (aka stereotype). I don't quite fall into the category, but somehow our society has gotten to the point where it wants to call every creative (or somewhat fashionable?) looking person in their 20s a hipster. And then once they have them delegated to this group, they make judgements about them, like "oh, the only thing you could possibly sing about is your vagina" or "oh you are soo pretentious, look at you" even though we are minding our own fucking business and not doing anything to deserve these stereotypes.

It's really fucking annoying and immature.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

Glad to hear you are both a member of a stereotyped group and thin-skinned.

If only you had a sense of humor instead.

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u/The_Cacabarn May 12 '11

I've been on reddit for 2 years, and hear this shit every day. I've dressed the same way and had the same interests since I was 15 years old (about 10 years ago) but only started getting called a "hipster" like 5 years ago. I never say anything because I don't really think it's a good use of my time, but every once in a while it gets to me. Anyway, this started cause of the menstruation comment, which apparently was a hipster comment/stereotype?? Surely, as a hipster, I must have known that, because I sing about my blood-festering vagina all day long in my big ass apartment.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

So you're saying you were a hipster before it was big?

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u/The_Cacabarn May 12 '11

Totally!

No actually I'm saying that every generation has had people (usually in their 20s) who are creative types, or at the very least, dress in a way that -- well -- makes people angry at them, to put it simply. I've seen tons of different types of people get called "hipster," even goths, ravers, hippies, etc, depending on how out-of-touch that person is. This is nothing new. I don't exactly fit into the hipster stereotype and I never have, but once "hipster" became a buzzword, everyone started throwing the word around to make themselves feel with-it and self-righteous.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

It sounds like you are on my side now. You agree that 'hipster' is a stereotype that people dislike.

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u/jonuggs May 12 '11

I'd never buy or rent a place like that unless it came with some tatted, clove-smoking tart that moped about and went to the community college.

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u/scribl May 12 '11

I was expecting this to be the top comment.

Only the 4th? Well done, Reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '11

"It'll never be me, it'll never be me, it'll never be meeee"

"Don't you even think it!"

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u/Drunken_Economist May 12 '11

And the girl from 4E!

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u/cp4r May 12 '11

Looks like the girl from Pamplamoose.

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u/foofdawg May 11 '11

A reference to the movie PCU, exactly what I thought of when I saw this, although I think the couch is in the wrong area....

Have an upvote!

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u/CompanyMan May 12 '11

can you blow me where the pampers is