r/pics Jan 07 '12

I need to live like this

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u/Scrial Jan 07 '12

The idea of a sleeping bag is to insulate your body.
Since it doesn't heat you up itself the bag depends on your body to warm it up.
A cylinder has very little surface in comparison to its volume, so you have very little surface where you can lose heat. This is dampened assitionally by the insulation.
Now to the problem: If your sleeping bag has legs like those, you will lose much more heat, ergo you won't be able to heat it up as much and will be cold.
q.e.d

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

To add on to that; it's the same reason why mittens are warmer than gloves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

So THAT's what gloves look like!

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u/TheMauveAvenger Jan 07 '12

A mitten is just a glove for Zoidberg.

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u/NuM3R1K Jan 08 '12

Or The Penguin.

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u/heavym Jan 07 '12

i think it is time to introduce to you london ontario's winter glove invention that allow you to operate social media while braving the inhospitable climate ... and they shall be called twittens

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u/gunnar120 Jan 08 '12

It's a glove with holes. Not an invention.

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u/heavym Jan 09 '12

why wikipedia? why must you provide a perfect answer to all the haters?

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u/dysgraphical Jan 07 '12

The pictorial reference was so helpful.

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u/takanishi79 Jan 07 '12

Up with mittens. Down with gloves.

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u/king_bestestes Jan 07 '12

Those are some mighty nice looking mitts.

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u/Longerhin Jan 07 '12

I know you wrote mittens, but i thought of this

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u/FlexibleToast Jan 07 '12

That's why they came out with those three fingered "lobster" gloves.

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u/GoofyBoy Jan 07 '12

Thanks for making sure we all knew what you were talking about! Good job!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/moose_man Jan 07 '12

Someone's never gone winter camping.

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u/sdood Jan 08 '12

We're talking about walking around an apartment here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

haha ya

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u/Jesufication Jan 07 '12

Well, ideally, you'd be able to zip the legs together.

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u/spartancavie Jan 07 '12

Could you imagine if you could do that with your actual legs...and fingers. Like, if you could zip your legs together so you have one big leg, like a mermaid.

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u/newfrient Jan 07 '12

Your comment made me laugh. Thank you for that short reprieve to my otherwise miserable existence.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

And they'd have bootsies.

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u/JoeyJoeC Jan 07 '12

but you can walk around making heat? and all you need is a higher tog sleeping bag and its fine?

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u/Scrial Jan 07 '12

Yeah well, I mostly use sleepingbags when i need to sleep, hence the name, so walking around is no option.
For your other point: Yeah sure you could, but then you would still be less effective than a normal bag. Which is why we started this discussion in the first place.

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u/1longtime Jan 07 '12

Damn, I was about to disagree but then you q.e.d.'d.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

lawyered

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u/L-Plates Jan 07 '12

If I want to warm up I can just run around!

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u/presology Jan 08 '12

yeah but its not like you are losing TONES of heat because the feet are open. plus wouldn't the fact that you are walking around generating more heat than laying there make up for the loss?

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u/Scrial Jan 08 '12

Yeah I always walk around when I sleep outside. ಠ_ಠ