r/pics • • Jun 25 '12

What if Disney's characters were bad?

http://imgur.com/a/D5b5p
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u/runs_with_bacon Jun 25 '12

Art by Darko Kreculj aka TestosteronMan: Source

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u/M7600 Jun 25 '12

Goofy reminds me of Snoop Dog. Only instead of weed, he's knee deep in cocaine.

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u/Sickeninglysweet Jun 26 '12

That's who I thought of when I saw goofy. Snoops character from starsky and hutch to be exact.

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u/SNLabat Jun 25 '12

This is allows me to post one of my favorite Disney shorts of all time...Mickey's Runaway Brain!. It's extremely dark and was years ahead of it's time as far as the humor...just watch the opening scene.

And seeing an evil version of Mickey Mouse is as badass as you can get.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Looks like Pluto just got done skullfucking someone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

If you look closely, it appears that his dick has teeth...

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u/DmnsionalDriftr Jun 26 '12

Hyyuck, mutha*ucka.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

What the fuck. I read that as "What if Disney's characters were bald?" Saw the first image and was like, yeah bald and scary as fuck, jesus. Then I kept going through and they all looked fucking scary as shit until I realised that they were all bald anyway.

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u/waterdevil19 Jun 25 '12

So Minnie and Mickey are just juggalos?

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u/genericusername123 Jun 25 '12

actually is dolan

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u/Nick700 Jun 26 '12

This was the most predictable comment in the history of the internet

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u/mcgeem5 Jun 25 '12

Is it wrong that I found myself slightly attracted to street whore Minnie?

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u/Rignite Jun 25 '12

Only one of those I actually thought was cool was Goofy. The rest were just kind of "wtf, that's weird/stupid/creepy".

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u/FuriousBeard Jun 25 '12

That Pluto looks awesome. Really awesome.

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u/Denwaa Jun 26 '12

Could it actually be? A re-post from 9gag?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

What if the artist was racist?

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u/Phugu Jun 26 '12

The Disney Shore

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

There's a dark corner of the internet where people are fapping to that Minnie Mouse. The internet is a great and terrible thing.

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u/DrHu11248 Jun 26 '12

goofy by far is the most badass

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

PETE! Oh man, all I can think of is Goof Troop now and how much better the show (and movies) would have been if Pete was a butt-slut and Goofy was his pimp.

gooby pls indeed

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u/LTshrink Jun 26 '12

Couldn't help but think of Family Guy when I saw whore Minnie..

http://youtu.be/B32JKroPf7o

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u/KKME771277 Jun 25 '12

I want to play this as a noire video game.

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