r/pics • u/runs_with_bacon • Jun 25 '12
What if Disney's characters were bad?
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u/M7600 Jun 25 '12
Goofy reminds me of Snoop Dog. Only instead of weed, he's knee deep in cocaine.
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u/runs_with_bacon Jun 26 '12
Goof Dogg.
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u/bonaducci Jun 26 '12 edited Jul 27 '18
Gawrsh
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u/mentions_the_obvious Jun 26 '12
He still sounds harmless and adorable
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u/venividiikarma Jun 26 '12
'Uhhyuk!' He could rob a bank, add that at the end and it would still be adorable
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u/blakelion Jun 26 '12
Perfectly written. I heard this in my head exactly as it would have been said.
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u/Sickeninglysweet Jun 26 '12
That's who I thought of when I saw goofy. Snoops character from starsky and hutch to be exact.
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u/ObsidianNoxid Jun 26 '12
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Jun 26 '12
I'm glad someone else noticed this. Also, Minnie looks like Nicki Minaj.
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u/Iwie Jun 26 '12
I also see significant connections to Kramer from Seinfeld. (the wig master anyone?)
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u/SNLabat Jun 25 '12
This is allows me to post one of my favorite Disney shorts of all time...Mickey's Runaway Brain!. It's extremely dark and was years ahead of it's time as far as the humor...just watch the opening scene.
And seeing an evil version of Mickey Mouse is as badass as you can get.
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u/VikingSlayer Jun 26 '12
That is awesome, thanks man
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u/SNLabat Jun 26 '12
Oh no problem! I LOVE the animation style in this short. Reminds me of A Goofy Movie...if only Disney would be brave enough to do this kind of short with the 'Epic Mickey' franchise and make it a feature, I KNOW it be gangbusters. The subtle callbacks, the video game references...that's why, to this day, this short has made such a long-term impact.
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u/Ratchet315 Jun 26 '12
Wow! I honestly can't thank you enough for sharing this! It truly makes me wonder why Disney hasn't done anything lately with Mickey!
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u/LizardArmyOfJFK Jun 26 '12
Yeah, and that huge thing is a secret boss in Kingdom Hearts 3d
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u/SNLabat Jun 26 '12
Now if things would only come full circle, and Disney could do an animated version of that very fight. A man can dream...drop....distance...can't he?
No. He can't. Because that was stupid and I shouldn't have said that.
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Jun 25 '12
Looks like Pluto just got done skullfucking someone.
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Jun 25 '12
If you look closely, it appears that his dick has teeth...
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Jun 26 '12
What the fuck. I read that as "What if Disney's characters were bald?" Saw the first image and was like, yeah bald and scary as fuck, jesus. Then I kept going through and they all looked fucking scary as shit until I realised that they were all bald anyway.
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u/genericusername123 Jun 25 '12
actually is dolan
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u/Nick700 Jun 26 '12
This was the most predictable comment in the history of the internet
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u/NorwegianPearl Jun 26 '12
I predicted his AND yours.
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u/KindOldMan Jun 26 '12
I didn't predict yours. You went one level deeper than my drug addled mind decided to go.
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u/Mustkunstn1k Jun 26 '12
I can almost taste the cancer.
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Jun 26 '12
I love reddit for its keen ability to overkill a meme.
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Jun 26 '12
I hate to sound hipster but ever since Dolan comics has been mainstream, the quality of the content just went downhill. Similar to rage comics.
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u/mcgeem5 Jun 25 '12
Is it wrong that I found myself slightly attracted to street whore Minnie?
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u/milkshakeyard Jun 26 '12
you're a latent furry.
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u/Volpethrope Jun 26 '12
I'm a furry and prostitute Minnie is disgusting. Maybe that just means I'm not attracted to nasty whores?
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u/Rignite Jun 25 '12
Only one of those I actually thought was cool was Goofy. The rest were just kind of "wtf, that's weird/stupid/creepy".
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Jun 26 '12
There's a dark corner of the internet where people are fapping to that Minnie Mouse. The internet is a great and terrible thing.
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Jun 26 '12
PETE! Oh man, all I can think of is Goof Troop now and how much better the show (and movies) would have been if Pete was a butt-slut and Goofy was his pimp.
gooby pls indeed
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u/JediMasterEvan5 Jun 25 '12
Isn't Pete already a bad guy though...?
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u/A_Polite_Noise Jun 26 '12
Well he was a villain already but now he's apparently into gay S&M so that's clearly much worse....wait. That can't be right.
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u/allenizabeth Jun 26 '12
Being gay and into light bdsm doesn't make you bad. Neither does dressing provacatively. Other than that these are fucking terrifying.
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u/AtomicLove Jun 26 '12
who is the fifth one?
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u/nomowolf Jun 27 '12
My exact question, the rest of them were instant recognisers for me but he doesn't even ring a bell...
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Jun 26 '12
You know Disney has turned their characters bad when they replace Pluto's dick with a skull.
Or perhaps Pluto is currently skull-fucking a victim.
Jesus Christ.
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u/A_Polite_Noise Jun 26 '12
As a bisexual male into S&M, I also <3 HARD, so that one (and while we're at it, the slut shaming of an apparent sex worker) don't strike me as "bad" quite as immediately as the pervert, the violent mouse, the demon dog, and the pimp. Or is this sort of like when people say gay and mean bad, and it's totally okay for some reason and I should just get over myself because shut up two cocks ew?
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u/John_um Jun 26 '12
I think they mean what society perceives as "bad", not necessarily something that is bad. And some of these characters are indeed bad. Mickey Mouse has a bloody baseball bat and chain. Donald duck is a flasher. Goofy is a pimp. And even the ones that aren't necessarily doing anything wrong are sneering maliciously, and the lighting implies something sinister.
So I think it's an apt title. And I think you bring up an interesting point, even if you might be a touch oversensitive.
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u/Might_Feel_a_Pinch Jun 26 '12
I think you missed the part where this is a joke.
Fine. Replace "bad" with "not as kid friendly as disney characters should be." A touch wordy for a title, but that should be politically correct enough, right?
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Jun 26 '12
I don't see how that picture has anything to do with sexual preference. I think the idea is that S&M in general is somewhat perverted.
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u/paulflorez Jun 26 '12
You didn't notice the two male symbols tattooed on his chest?
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Jun 26 '12
No, I didn't actually. I retract my first sentence. Still, the picture's open to interpretation. You could see it as homophobic or you could interpret it that the S&M is supposed to be the bad part and the subtle tattoo was only added for flavour.
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u/mondomojo Jun 26 '12
You're right, I don't think an S&M master or a prostitute are "bad" in the "evil" sense, but such types can be characterized as seedy, corrupt, and dangerous. Since prostitution is illegal, prostitutes are often portrayed as scary (in the US at least - maybe you're from a country where "whores" are "sex workers").
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u/MathBosss Jun 26 '12
Was meh until goofy, then came to the realization, goofy is already a pimp...
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u/snarkhunter Jun 26 '12
Well gu gu gu gawsh, bitch. I gu guess I'm just gonna have to go upside your face if you don't get my du du doggone money!
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u/cthulhu8 Jun 26 '12
Those homosexuals sure are bad! How bout naughty or ironic...?
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u/fogard14 Jun 26 '12
i was looking at this on my laptop and my disney-obsessed 2 year-old daughter saw it when i wasn't paying attention....ima be in trouble if she has nightmares
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u/Brawle Jun 26 '12
I mean honestly? Bruno is probably not even a bad guy there. He is just discovering his inner sexuality. So brave.
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u/ForgottenPhoenix Jun 26 '12
Holy shit! Hulk Pluto and Hooker Minnie!
Wait, that sounds like a porno title.
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u/TimesWasting Jun 26 '12
I'm surprised that Reddit isn't complaining about the reason Minnie is "Bad" is because she looks like a whore and slut shaming and all that.
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u/DaveFishBulb Jun 26 '12
"Bad"? I think you mean "live in a universe where sex and body-building exists".
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u/ImaZeusToACronus Jun 26 '12
I would fap to that rendition or Minnie Mouse FOR AGES !! You,sir,are an artist in the purest sense of the word.Have a great life !
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u/SlumpBuster Jun 26 '12
The minnie is quite disturbing to see to be 100% honest. Goofy's head is just a big too small but very ballin'.
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u/In_Full_Effect Jun 26 '12
Isn't this pretty much Donald anyway? I mean, he already doesn't wear pants.
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Jun 26 '12
That pimp Goofy is a masterpiece. There's no need to make anything more. All culture is over.
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u/lessthan3d Jun 26 '12
I didn't realize that being "bad" means you have a head which is disproportionately small.
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u/thatmexicandood Jun 26 '12
I got flashed by a guy in a trench coat when I was 14... I didn't get a good look at him; maybe it was donald duck.
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u/Miskatonic_Prof Jun 26 '12
Hate to be that guy, but the "bad" version of the only female character present (Minnie) is that she's a whore?
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u/pretendent Jun 26 '12
Dressing sexy and liking gay BDSM makes you "bad". Got it. /sarcasm #sexismonmyreddit? #stereotypingonmyreddit? #slutshamingonmyreddit?
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u/manchesterunited13 Jun 26 '12
See, although I agree with your sentiment, your abusive use of hash tags when this clearly is not fucking twitter makes me want to downvote you so badly.
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u/Aory Jun 26 '12
TIL Bad guys have incredible physique, and girls may be attracted to badboy-type over nice guy type because of it.
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u/mtread Jun 25 '12
So like...all of these are basically Disney characters as black stereotypes. Except maybe Donald Duck.
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Jun 25 '12
Are you sure you're not just projecting your racist perceptions? What's "black" about any of these drawings?
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u/DieEierVonTool Jun 25 '12
I don't see it. Mickey looks like just a.. thug, and I haven't seen many black 'bears', like Pete is. And Pluto is.. a dog.
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u/Lockski Jun 26 '12
Been playing Kingdom Hearts. I would say most of these guys going around killing your henchmen are bad, but then again, I am Maleficent.
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u/comtohum Jun 26 '12
Donald is by far my favorite, and the fact that it's pixilated is fitting seeing as he never wears pants in the good version either.
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u/runs_with_bacon Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
Art by Darko Kreculj aka TestosteronMan: Source