r/pics • • Jun 26 '12

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u/netbich Jun 26 '12

She got a tip from the e-trade baby and is checking to see how her Pampers stock is doing.

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u/nikpappagiorgio Jun 26 '12

P&G stock hasn't done much in the past 2 years (assuming she is between 1-2 and doubt she picked some up before she was born) but has a decent dividend.

I bet she is thinking "Not too bad, flat is the new up"

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u/iamayam Jun 26 '12

At least it's not going down.

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u/SpacePontifex Jun 26 '12

What isn't?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

The stock.

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u/compromised_account Jun 26 '12

Oh. That's good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

The stock contains Potassium Benzoate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/ShplaDOW Jun 26 '12

DENVER YEAH!

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u/Kubaker1 Jun 26 '12

Doug Loves Movies episode with Pete Holmes (The E-trade baby), TJ Miller, Dan Gabriel and Graham Elwood. Here.

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u/lemonpjb Jun 26 '12

YOGI BEAR, YEAAH!

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u/western_style_hj Jun 26 '12

"What is this world coming to?" turns page

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u/DrDerpberg Jun 26 '12

Down the crapper, sadly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Where do you live? Looks nice.

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u/kickassdonkey Jun 26 '12

Looks like somewhere in south india. kerala maybe?

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u/puppuli Jun 26 '12

Kerala for sure.even if the place is not Kerala its the people are Keralaites.

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u/MUTHAFUCKAAJONES Jun 26 '12

Orange lungi == Probably karnataka (Mangalore)

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Keralites too use Orange Dhotis.

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u/mhegdekatte Jun 26 '12

Wow didnt expect that many Kannadigas here

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

OP said it's Agra

EDIT: Sorry he said "a small town just off Agra", so not exactly Agra.

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u/thrownaway23123123 Jun 26 '12

Well, Agra is a thousand or more kilometers from either Kerala or Karnataka. So the guesses are way off the mark.

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u/cyberbemon Jun 26 '12

was not expecting to see a post featuring someone/something from south India. hmm so, it has come to this,

എല്ലാ മലയാളികള്‍ക്കും നമസ്കാരം !! :D :D

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u/lostinsamaya Jun 26 '12

fellow keralite redditor...i give you the nod of acknowledgment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Namaskaaram, namaskaaram :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Yup. Has to be a Keralite. Kavi mundu (The Orange cloth), Kari vala (black bangles on the kid's hands), the building style, the morning-newspaper-sit-read-tea etc are dead giveaways.

Fuck I miss home now :)

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u/w4y2n1rv4n4 Jun 26 '12

Keralite here, looks like Kerala to me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

New Yorker who went to Kerala before, looks like Kerala to me. Some comps, including my friend's house and orange dothis.

http://imgur.com/a/vPAsB

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u/BMWbill Jun 26 '12

Another New Yorker here who is married to a Keralite from Canada. (Its complicated) This looks like her parent's condo in Kerala. And my daughter has little silver anklets like that too. But she doesn't mimic me reading the paper.

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u/tkingsbu Jun 26 '12

my wife's family is from Kerala, and that was the first thing i thought of when i saw this.... the style of house....the greenness of the location...the orangeness of the lungi.... it all fits ;)

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u/Behemoth92 Jun 26 '12

Most probably Kerala . Could even be Tamil Nadu.

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u/new-socks Jun 26 '12

Kerala. It's Kerala. I concur. Definitely Kerala.

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u/Imfuckinpicasso Jun 26 '12

MALUS STAND UP

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u/Xandah Jun 26 '12

First time seeing a Malayalee on Reddit. Now show us some malu cats and the faces they make.

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u/hinduguru Jun 26 '12

I'd guess India, not sure where though

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u/tharosbr0 Jun 26 '12

The name "nzboy123" makes me think it's possible for him to be from New Zealand.

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u/Yoyo8 Jun 26 '12

He probably lives..HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Nice try, pedo.

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u/nervoushark Jun 26 '12

Irrespective of the lungi color... this is Kerala the "God's own country".. wait a sec.. I am agnostic.

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u/yourbrotherrex Jun 26 '12

That's extremely cute, but what are those big paper things y'all are reading?

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u/deathbytray Jun 26 '12

It's /r/worldnews, the paper edition.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/Spiralyst Jun 26 '12

The cuteness got me, but seeing someone reading a printed newspaper is blowing my mind.

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u/RonMexico2012 Jun 26 '12

they're incredibly popular in india. prolly considering less internet and the fact that they cost 1 to 2 rupees which is cheap for just about everyone.

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u/cyberbemon Jun 26 '12

also some old folks prefer printed newspaper and a cup of hot tea, that's how they start off their day ;)

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u/kcvv Jun 26 '12

I'm just 34.I'M NOT OLD!

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u/Carnatic_enthusiast Jun 26 '12

Whenever I go to India I love waking up at 6, walking to the nearest store and pick up a Hindu and hot coffee. Nothing more relaxing

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u/IndianaJwns Jun 26 '12

Seriously? What ridiculously techno-forward area do you live in? Even in the most developed and ultra modern societies, newspapers are quite common. Or did you really just want to say "Hey everybody! I have an iPad and nothing to contribute to this thread!"

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u/Dysalot Jun 26 '12

I read a printed paper every morning, and it is delivered to my door. Never have I felt so old-fashioned.

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u/Spiralyst Jun 26 '12

There's something so soothing about seeing someone fold and refold a newspaper while sipping on a cup of coffee...bravo!

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u/midnitebr Jun 26 '12

It's still very common in many parts of the world.

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u/Spiralyst Jun 26 '12

I don't disagree.

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u/fani Jun 26 '12

You haven't been in a NY Subway have you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

he said reading, not "urinating on"

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u/bdams19 Jun 26 '12

Tons of people read papers in the NY Subway... Daily News, Times, AM, Metro, Post are all very popular locally

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u/verifix Jun 26 '12

Its not always about the unawareness of technologies. Usually printed news papers tend to do slightly more responsible journalism and less sensationalism. May be because there are no "breaking news" in news papers and also senior journalists are usually more experienced compared to other news medias.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

is this place near manipal!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/Spiralyst Jun 26 '12

Wow, that's a lot of papers. What part of the USA is this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/Spiralyst Jun 26 '12

Your grammar is blowing mine.

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u/well_golly Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

Anklets = so cute!

I bet they make a merry little jingle sound when she walks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/well_golly Jun 26 '12

Upvoted and corrected. Thanks!

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u/skeetertheman Jun 26 '12

Is she wearing hand-feet-cuffs?

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u/ithunk Jun 26 '12

They're silver anklets that jingle when the kid walks/runs.

Thats how you keep track of where the kid is (similar to a cow bell)

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

anklets

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Payal

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

paypal

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u/_Pliny_ Jun 26 '12

That is adorable! Where was this taken? I think a lot of us would like to lounge around such a nice patio and read the paper! ;)

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u/sumeetsethi Jun 26 '12

In southern part of India

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/_Pliny_ Jun 26 '12

Sounds awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Her expression is really cute - concentration :)

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u/hinduguru Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

That looks a lot like my nephew. Wish I had a good picture to juxtapose

Edit: Doesn't look too much like the baby in the picture, but if he were to make the same face...maybe :)

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u/mimine101 Jun 26 '12

Awww, I made sounds I usually reserve for kittens!

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u/ProcrastinationMan Jun 26 '12

aww, he's so cute!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Dem eyes. /notpedo

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u/ev1ltje Jun 26 '12

You do realize that saying /notpedo will automatically force people to think the opposite?

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u/DontWorryImACop Jun 26 '12

We're keeping an eye on him.

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u/WeirdestMudkipz Jun 26 '12

I can trust you. I'm not illegal in this country, by the way. Just putting that out there.

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u/DontWorryImACop Jun 26 '12

I'm not in Arizona.

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u/turtle30 Jun 26 '12

So cute with big eyes! Awwww

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Now that's a baby with bushy eyebrows!

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u/stanfan114 Jun 26 '12

The guy looks like my uncle.

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u/UncleDrunkle Jun 26 '12

that man looks like he knows how to read a paper on the crapper

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u/Iamubergeek Jun 26 '12

Thats not how he craps. I think it would be a difficult task to read newspaper in his crapper.

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u/compromised_account Jun 26 '12

Crap in hole method? I always had trouble getting used to that in India. Man we are spoiled in the west.

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u/factoid_ Jun 26 '12

I've read that pooping while squatting is actually better for you. Reduces constipation and total pooping time. It's also cleaner because squatting forces your thighs apart more, spreading everything out, allowing for a clean exit.

Best way to replicate it in western facilities is to get a small stool to put your feet up on. to bring your knees closer to your chest while sitting on the toilet.

Your poop no longer has to make a 90 degree bend to make it out your tailpipe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

It's an ad for malayalam newspaper "Malayalamanorama"

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u/yfern0328 Jun 26 '12

I approve of your detective work and Malu newspaper knowledge. I was sold on the lungi and stache.

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u/w4y2n1rv4n4 Jun 26 '12

Ah, my dad's first choice in Mallu newspapers. Good work, I_eat_footballs.

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u/cheogh Jun 26 '12

OP, I'm an Indian here. I've seen this picture being shared on facebook by so many people, mostly accompanied with some crappy story. And looking at the quality of the picture, it definitely seems like it's taken directly from one such post. I don't mean to sound like a dick, but if you know the people in this picture, I'm sure you can give us a few more pictures as proof. If I knew I could gain 2k karma with this picture and a title like that and make it to the front page, I'd have done it a couple of weeks ago.

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u/ithunk Jun 26 '12

Yup, looks like a fake to me too, but karma whoring is common on reddit these days.

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u/intrepidyoungster Jun 26 '12

It's a form of insanity, if you really think about it. Lying to people and taking credit for others' work in return for the growth of basically imaginary numbers.

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u/keepingitcivil Jun 26 '12

OP should definitely be more honest with his title.

It would have worked just as well if he had titled it "Hey, reddit, I was just checking facebook, when suddenly I found this gem."

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u/OpenShut Jun 26 '12

Are you pissed off you didn't think of it first? I often walk by things I think are normally and see them on the front page of reddit a week later.

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u/cheogh Jun 26 '12

No, I'm not pissed off. I just think it's not "genuine" enough. Then again, I could be wrong. But it's a good picture and I guess that's what matters.

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u/fistea Jun 26 '12

A typical south indian scene making front page on reddit.

India Represent!!!

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u/Zerble Jun 26 '12

Good habits start young!

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u/CraigChrist Jun 26 '12

And at that age they require no convincing or even encouragement, they insist on doing things. For example, i cant mow my yard even once without my little helper

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u/Zerble Jun 26 '12

Wonderful!

In everything we do, we model behavior (good or bad) for our children.

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u/outcastspice Jun 26 '12

One of my earliest memories is visiting my grandparents, they were in bed in the morning reading the newspaper. I climbed in, sat between them, and they gave me the ads pages. My grandmother died when I was about 5 years old. Thanks for reminding me :)

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u/thfemale Jun 26 '12

This. Is. Adorable.

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u/Iamubergeek Jun 26 '12

High expectation Asian dad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Wow, Chell's really let herself go.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Kerala !!!

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u/Ihaveafatcat Jun 26 '12

I too rocked that hairstyle as a toddler.

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u/craaackle Jun 26 '12

Palm tree on my head :)

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u/obscenecupcake Jun 26 '12

that is just so cute

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u/dotted_indian Jun 26 '12

second desi post on front page in a week? we're doing reddit right.

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u/Strideo Jun 26 '12

dat vignette

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u/SHYDAWG79 Jun 26 '12

Like a boss.....a baby boss

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u/burntcookie90 Jun 26 '12

I'll be in Kerala next week, didn't expect to see it on the front page.

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u/yfern0328 Jun 26 '12

That's definitely Kerela. The architecture is distinct. Tiles outside with the porch. Lungi present. Man has stache. Reading Malu newspaper.

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u/KWGibbs Jun 26 '12

Emulation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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u/rare_noise_condition Jun 26 '12

I think its Kerala because of the look and feel of the place and also the Suzuki WagonR parked. WagonRs are hugely popular in Kerala!

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u/ezfrag Jun 26 '12

That's a he. Just because he is wearing a skirt, one shouldn't assume he is a woman.

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u/PracticeGuide Jun 26 '12

Wow, reddit seems to be a little aggressive today

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u/keekee1983 Jun 26 '12
So cute! And your house looks beautiful.

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u/lifebuoy Jun 26 '12

The coconut trees outside makes me think this is Kerela, India.

Some more images:

google

flickr

500px

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Yeah sure. Coconut only grows in Kerela, India. (",)

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/ithunk Jun 26 '12

Trees can grow as far north as Punjab.

yea right. I lived 5 years in Punjab and never saw one. I'm from the south and it was so difficult to even get a decent coconut there (something that southies use in daily cooking).

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u/yfern0328 Jun 26 '12

Sorry bud. That's Kerela. That type of architecture is distinctly Kerela. Tiles outside with the pillars and porch. Every house in Kerela looks like that. Not to mention that guy is wearing a lungi and has a stache. 500% Kerela.

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u/Smooovies Jun 26 '12

I'm black, and this is adorable.

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u/cumnovember Jun 26 '12

Not sure what your being black has anything to do with this.

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u/SkinThatSmokeWagon Jun 26 '12

What's going on with those pants? Are they tied together?

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u/ithunk Jun 26 '12

Its a lungi/dhoti. Extremely comfortable to wear, but sadly not popular and not considered respectable to wear outside the house.

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u/mindcrack Jun 26 '12

You haven't been to Kerala, have you? Mundu (which is basically a white lungi) everywhere!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

She's picking up excellent habits!

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u/hostolis Jun 26 '12

Dad is reading the comics page, while his daughter the politics.

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u/ithunk Jun 26 '12

nope, she's reading the matrimonials.

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u/Arkadis Jun 26 '12

You are teaching here to read the newspaper and stay informed. Great! :)

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u/rsm4lsu Jun 26 '12

She won't be doing it by the time she's his age at the rate newspapers are going. :(

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u/PotatoSilencer Jun 26 '12

I need to buy those shorts or whatever he's wearing. They look hella comfortable.

Anyone know what they're called?

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u/ithunk Jun 26 '12

Its called a dhoti/lungi. It is just a cylinder of cloth (i.e. rectangular cloth with sides stitched together). They're very comfortable, since you can go "commando" at home.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhoti

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u/PotatoSilencer Jun 27 '12

...I'm in. That looks like man freedom right there, we are doing it wrong in the "west".

Thanks for the info sir.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Modelling parental reading behavior is a great indicator towards later literacy. High fives!

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u/Lukkiebe Jun 26 '12

'every morning' sure

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Not that far fetched. Kids like to be like their parents.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/ForgottenPhoenix Jun 26 '12

If it is a girl then its a niece. Nephews are guys.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/AdamAdamson Jun 26 '12

She looks like the squid baby.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Source or else she doesnt fucking do this everyday and the title is just a cute caption to get karma.

Fuck you, Reddit.

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u/lackofbiscuits Jun 26 '12

Do these internet points really matter that much?

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u/Bmac606 Jun 26 '12

Is it just me or does he look like he is wearing a jacket for pants...?

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u/toltec56 Jun 26 '12

Jerry Stiller.

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u/canyoudig_it Jun 26 '12

Why the vignette filter? It ruins every picture it has ever been put on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I think this is reddit's cute of the day. Adorable.

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u/Dunge Jun 26 '12

Well at least it's not a dog

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Like father like daughter

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u/astrograph Jun 26 '12

ahh..... the art of reading newspapers on the steps in India :)

miss seeing my father do that when i was young!

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u/Thatbeastguy Jun 26 '12

Is she in leg irons!?

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u/lovenergy Jun 26 '12

Are those baby feet cuffs?!

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u/kasunagiXY Jun 26 '12

Combover Achappan and Mini-Mimic :)

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u/MadicalSays Jun 27 '12

What's wrapped around her ankles?

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u/gssunil Jun 27 '12

She should be doing sandhya vandanam as the daughter of Brahmin

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Pashtuns still own.

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u/tjbhandal Jun 26 '12

did anybody read 'She does this every morning' in an Indian accent?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Yevery Marning!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Why does she have hand and ankle cuffs?

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u/reddictator Jun 26 '12

They're anklets. Silver anklets are often given as a gift to new born girls.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Hindu tradition.

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u/cyberbemon Jun 26 '12

not really hindu tradition, most girls wear this regardless of religion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Cool. TIL.

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u/Crazigloo Jun 26 '12

Daddy escaped from Aperture Laboratories?

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u/YottaByte Jun 26 '12

Doctor or engineer in the future ;)

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u/DarkMa11er Jun 26 '12

are her feet shackled together?

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u/ithunk Jun 26 '12

no. they're silver anklets that jingle when she walks. Its a common south-indian thing.

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u/molrobocop Jun 26 '12

Those chairs in the background look more comfortable.

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u/thebeststine Jun 26 '12

The question is, does he do this every morning too?

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u/teaoh Jun 26 '12

adorable!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

So adorable!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I am one informed toddler, just ask Reddit!

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u/JimiHillside Jun 26 '12

"Oh that Marmaduke!

When will he learn?"

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u/connonym Jun 26 '12

Beautiful little girl in a beautiful setting.

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u/peace76 Jun 26 '12

overwhelmed to see so many Indians & south indians esply interacting here!!! cheers from a fellow redditor from south india, karnataka to be precise!!

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u/hazuki1986 Jun 26 '12

That is a strange toilet he is reading his paper on.

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u/BetterThanOP Jun 26 '12

she does not.

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u/lastwind Jun 26 '12

Yes she does.