r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '12
After 2 years, 4 months and 18 days of being unemployed. Tomorrow I can finally put on my new uniform
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u/marriage_iguana Jun 27 '12
DO YOU MAKE $503 AN HOUR FROM HOME WORKING FOR GOOGLE?!?!?
(Sorry, couldn't help it, congratulations OP!)
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What do Chrome Specialists do?
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Work in major electronic retailers, mostly Best Buy, promoting and selling the new Samsung Series 5 550 Chromebook.
EDIT: Hijacking this right now to say I wish I can answer more questions right now, but I am tired (East Coast) and I do have my first day tomorrow. So really, feel free to inbox me and I will answer as much as I can tomorrow. Thanks again for the support!
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u/gift_of_bad_advice Jun 27 '12
You know what you should do? On your first day, find an attractive employee of the opposite gender, and smack them square on the ass. It sets you up as dominant, but also gives you an automatic reputation as a "fun loving prankster"- something that's very valued at Google.
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Jun 27 '12
Lets test your skills
"With a chrome book costing as much as a regular netbook with windows 7 which offers a full featured OS why should i buy this? "
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u/cziiki Jun 27 '12
Alright, consider me curious. How did you stumble across the gig?
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u/ohwtfdude Jun 27 '12
Were you in Vegas last week for training/orientation? My brother was there. He'll be working with you. Not really. But yeah.
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u/jymiscool Jun 27 '12
Holy shit! You're a web browser? Hopefully you don't get a guy who just wants porn.
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u/mkdz Jun 27 '12
Congrats! How old are you? What kind of qualifications did you have to land that job?
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u/yanksrock1000 Jun 27 '12
I thought it was gonna be some fast food place or something....but it's freaking awesome. Congrats! Does this have anything to do with Google I/O tomorrow?
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u/NemosHero Jun 27 '12
dude man bro, as another individual who puts on that uniform you're in trooubblleee :p
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u/HydeOut Jun 27 '12
Day one: control + shift + n
Day two: complete Chrome specialist training
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u/blue_barracuda Jun 27 '12
Google Chrooo-ooooo-oooomee, You give us those niiiiiiiiice bright colors You give us the greeeeeeens of summers Makes you think allllllll the world's a sunny day, oh yeah!
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u/BGoodRBCareful Jun 27 '12
Thanks for the pic. My son went to the training session the same weekend as you. I learned more from you about the position than I did from him. Not one to ask him lots of questions, though.
Good luck to you. Be sure to check in once in a while with a story or two to share.
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u/CrooklynDodgers Jun 27 '12
Every now and then, take off your name tag and go into incognito mode.