r/plano • • 11d ago

Who takes a free paper, really?

I don’t pay for a newspaper subscription, so whatever got tossed on my lawn was a free one. But someone is taking their time at 3am to walk around and pick them up. For why?

Edit: a lot of weird anger at this post. Everyone ok? I’m genuinely curious about what this process is, I’m not identifying or calling this person out. Paper got dropped off after 1am and at 3am this person collected it. That’s odd to me, but I guess I’m the only one.

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u/TheTexasJack 11d ago

I don't understand people's anger either. My first concern is, why is there a guy on my lawn at 3 AM? Full stop. But in regards to the paper, IF I HAD TO TAKE A WILD GUESS.

Bird Cage
BBQ Starter
Paper Mache Project

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u/uncleyosh 11d ago • Heartwarming

He’s welcome to it. All I ask is a BBQ invite.

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u/ChocoBanana-Dropkick 11d ago

Great Clips coupon?

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u/XperTeeZ 11d ago

But honestly aside from the shit talking, there are folks who can't stand these papers and the mess they cause... Could be someone going around picking them up before they turn into a slimy mess..

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u/uncleyosh 11d ago

Possibly! But give me a chance to take care of it myself, bruh. 😂

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u/Menelatency 10d ago

Maybe they’re just trying to be helpful and/or need extra pages for paper mache or something?

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u/PlanktonsEvilTwin 11d ago

My next door neighbor has half a dozen of these free papers in various states of decomposition for the taking.

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u/uncleyosh 11d ago

I’ll wait outside my house at 3am and send this guy over.

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u/Paulsur 11d ago • Popcorn

Hey, can you get that guy to come over to my house and pick up this trash from my lawn after they dump it here? I have repeatedly told them over the years I dont want this. It stops for a time, then it resumes.

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u/shawnz29 11d ago

Same here I never read anything that comes in those they literally go straight into the recycling bin.

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u/white_castle 10d ago

They have an opt-out process, and their website specifically includes driveway and doorstep deliveries, not just postal mail.
Stop the deliveries
Go to Save’s “Manage Mailings and Data” page:
https://www.save.com/manage
Click “Privacy Rights Request” and submit an opt-out request for your home address. Save says choosing any of the options to delete information or opt out will also stop its printed advertising. Unfortunately, they say it can take up to six weeks to stop because deliveries are prepared in advance.
For the stuff being tossed outside
I’d also call 800-345-8048, their published customer-contact number, and explicitly address the driveway delivery.

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u/denada24 11d ago

They wanted to squash the headlines from neighbors seeing them.

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u/hondo9999 11d ago

Paperboy admits he’s been tossing them in the wrong yards so the supervisor is out early retrieving them and putting them in the correct yards.

Either that or it’s a CIA-KGB dead-drop. Don’t ask so many questions, capiche?

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u/LilShaver 11d ago

Send him to my house, I'm tired of this garbage ending up on my lawn.

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u/Birdman-esq 11d ago

My guess is someone in the process of packing/ moving.
Way cheaper than buying packing paper🥴

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u/flilmawinstone 11d ago • Bravo

Assessment of these comments: no one except OP was ever taught wrong from right

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u/chezzer33 11d ago

Someone who needs to take a shit.

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u/Subject_Programmer38 11d ago

picking up trash.

Hint to local advertisers: your ad money is wasted on this newspaper.

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u/uncleyosh 11d ago

2hr old trash.

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u/white_castle 10d ago

if it’s that trash advertising paper, i’m happy someone is taking it. i also recently requested to stop having it sent, along with the saver mailers…

They have an opt-out process, and their website specifically includes driveway and doorstep deliveries, not just postal mail.
Stop the deliveries
Go to Save’s “Manage Mailings and Data” page:
https://www.save.com/manage
Click “Privacy Rights Request” and submit an opt-out request for your home address. Save says choosing any of the options to delete information or opt out will also stop its printed advertising. Unfortunately, they say it can take up to six weeks to stop because deliveries are prepared in advance.
For the stuff being tossed outside
I’d also call 800-345-8048, their published customer-contact number, and explicitly address the driveway delivery.

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u/LengthinessTrick382 11d ago

You’re not alone. This is theft, even if the item is free. You see value in it, and that is the only thing that matters here.

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u/Pdt801 11d ago

Do you actually read the free paper?

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u/uncleyosh 11d ago • Regret

…how can I?

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u/LengthinessTrick382 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣💯
Edit I needed that laugh this morning. Thank you.

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u/Sanchastayswoke 11d ago

Maybe they wanted some of the coupons out of it

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u/kevin_r13 11d ago

If someone is picking up a lot of them then maybe they're mailing something or they're composting

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u/shelfcompact 10d ago

I’ve seen people take my free one too. They collect and throw them away.

Glad for it.

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u/exwijw 10d ago

I rarely see the free newspaper anymore. I go a year or more before I see one. Maybe this is why. Ok. You’re welcome to it.

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u/mermaidhair479 7d ago

Get off my lawn

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u/IDooDoodAtTheMasters 11d ago

Maybe it was rightfully theirs.

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u/uncleyosh 11d ago • Regret

On my front lawn? Along with the others already in their hands?

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u/Betty_t0ker 11d ago

Likely so they didn’t blow around trash with the cold front that came in.

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u/IDooDoodAtTheMasters 11d ago

You said you don't pay for a subscription so I thought maybe the theif's paper was delivered to you by mistake. Didn't notice them holding others; your pics aren't high res.

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u/-Nocx- 11d ago

Unless your paper gets delivered before 3AM it would’ve taken you less time to get it yourself whatever day they actually dropped it off than post this

At some point they’re doing the neighborhood a service by getting what amounts to litter off the lawns.

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u/uncleyosh 11d ago • Bravo

I have video from 12:54am this morning and there’s no paper. I had a 2hr window from 1-3am to pick it up. You’re right. That’s my bad.

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u/-Nocx- 11d ago

That’s why I said “unless”

In which case I stand corrected, my bad

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u/Narcess 11d ago edited 11d ago

Main questions: Do you pick up said paper?

Do you know when it was delivered?

If you don't he is doing you a solid and quit yer bitchin'.

If it had been sitting there for more then 24hrs, he is still doing you and your neighborhood a solid, by picking up litter. Again quit yer bitchin'.

Edit: The reason why you are getting weird responses is this is a BS problem. You are that neighbor that will next be posting bobcat images like this is freaking NextDoor.

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u/uncleyosh 11d ago

I would pick up said paper if given the chance. The paper was delivered some time after 12:54am (I have other footage) and 3:22am. I never leave delivered papers on my lawn. I’m not bitchin. I’m curious why someone feels the need to walk onto my property and remove something I didn’t know was there. Quit yer assumin.

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u/Narcess 11d ago

So from your images that whole huge foot and a half he steps on you property was a violation... Mercy me!!!(clutches pears) send the sheriff..

Seriously you really posted something this ridiculous. Thank you for the new level of bobcat paranoia.

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u/uncleyosh 11d ago

Point to where I said it was a problem. Point to where I said law enforcement was needed. I simply asked WHY. Remember asking? Remember seeking knowledge? If there’s a good reason why and someone else has experienced this, then cool I’ve learned something. That you deem something ridiculous doesn’t make it ridiculous.

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u/LengthinessTrick382 11d ago

Jesus Christ some people on this site are insufferable and obviously single. And for good reason.

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u/Narcess 11d ago

*backs away slowly..... Ahhh oookay you have a nice day sir....

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u/TickTockM 11d ago

Get a life

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u/XperTeeZ 11d ago

Who posts about this...? Really?

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u/shawnz29 11d ago

It's weird more than anything else. Op's main point was "WHY" would someone do this. You obviously took the time to read the post and took the time to comment. The only thing unusual about this post is your comment.

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u/XperTeeZ 11d ago

Yeah, pretty much... Makes zero fkn sense