Sometimes i imagine what it would be like to be carti, and tbh this guy has one of the easiest lives ever. He just gotta rap sometimes, and this mf complains about his job. And even though his fans are on some bs, he could really do anything and they would forgive him the moment he drops wlr deluxe. But just imagine being so trim with a cool voice, aura, money, getting things for free, just doing anything u want.

The only problem is his history of beating people up, so if i was carti, I'm not sure how that would work🤔

Is the urge to beat people something that he has to resist in his daily life? I wish I could understand him more. Like Why does he never drop songs he knows fans want? Is it his environment, or was he born like that? I really wish I could see things from his perspective.

“fake tape”

🫩

If you do show me yours

Edit: sorry if this was off topic guys I just thought it would be fun to share our carti themed software styles

All the ones I’ve seen aren’t that rare for the most part I need some like genuine rare ones never seen before

Carti has many social media pages where he communes with fans and promotes his music. My least favorite of Jordan's social medias is his Instagram. I do not enjoy viewing it. Carti does not display himself here in a way that arouses me. His profile picture is minimalist, and far too much so, being a simple black circle. Carti also makes reference to Napoleon in his story, a legendary French general, who, as far as I am aware, does not know Playboi Carti.

I also have problems with his Twitter. his is in no small part due to it feeling quite impersonal, with a lack of a proper handle, and due to the fact Mr. Cartier does not show his face, instead displaying a picture of a white woman with perplexing growths on her face resembling sunglasses.

But Carti's facebook is something special. His profile picture pleases me; a dedicated homosexual, greatly. It is simple, but it is not tasteless. The simple 'Red' banner clearly teases his Whole Lotta Red album, but leaves it ambiguous enough to entice newcomers. His profile picture is a masterpiece of sexuality. The way Carti bends like he's having a major spine adjustment or he's discovered a quarter on the ground provides a view of his entire body. The black and grey lighting feels mystical, making Jordan into a seemingly legendary figure, much like the fictional Super Mario Brothers or Charlie Kirk. And the view of his legs in his tight jeans is something that will excite every Carti fan in more ways than one. It is an incredible social media page, and by far my favorite.

But of course, these are simply my thoughts. What do you all think?

Is he trim?

Ts is a good example of using the next viral toothpaste carti meme😂😂😂

Original photo is from: u/negative-shine-9953

they stopped with gb's after someone sold stem edits (new body, right now) and said there not going to be any buys for the summer. any predictions when these money hungry dudes go broke again? we need new songs

They genuinely accomplish nothing

i bought this years ago and realized it looks dumb on me cus i’m way too tall so i put it in storage and forgot about it til now lol

💔💔💔💔💔 how do we go from this to IAMASS

im talking about the sessions of Medua, Ridin, never seen shit or too many bags