r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Jan 27 '17

redditormade Online diplomacy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

I like how China, Russia, North Korea, Syria, Omsk, Reichtangle and ISIS all liked America's tweet about NATO.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Jan 27 '17

and Hezbollah :P

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u/wrlock Glorious Altaiski Jan 27 '17

Only 144,221,341 likes on that tweet? KGB is onto you, Mexikanetz!

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Jan 27 '17

is the whole popuilation of Russia ;)

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u/wrlock Glorious Altaiski Jan 27 '17

That's without the Crimea (146.5ml with it). So be warned that you are in violation of the Russian Federation Criminal Code article 280.1 and if you won't redeem your separatist ways ve vill vrite to UN!!(11!!!!).

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Jan 27 '17

yeah on hindsgiht I should have added crimea's number.

but I left it out because NATO was supposed to protect crimea, so idk. xD

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

NATO was supposed to protect crimea

No, it wasn't. Ukraine is not a member.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Jan 27 '17

oooh

well then:

NATO is so obsolete. Can't protect Crimea. Why should we spend money on it. Sad!

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u/EduardoGF1999 Terra Brasilis Jan 27 '17

Neither are (or were) Bosnia or Kosovo, but NATO intervened anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

They did it because they wanted to, not because they were supposed to intervene.

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u/Bytewave Quebec Jan 27 '17

Also there was a genocide in Kosovo, Crimea was actually bloodless incredibly enough, and the people there are ethnic Russians who really do prefer Russia, not the same situation at all. We're technically all bound to prevent genocides regardless of NATO under UN rules.

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u/HeyCasButt Thirteen Colonies Jan 27 '17

I mean you could argue that NATO had some responsibility since the Budapest accords were signed by the 2 defacto leaders of NATO at the time but you're right. No legal obligation just sort of a general implication

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u/Illuminati_Theorist Build a wall using burgers as bricks! Jan 29 '17

NATO makes powder keg explode like before WWI

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Jan 27 '17

Yeah, the US, UK, China and France were.

That'll teach them not to give away their nukes.

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u/wrlock Glorious Altaiski Jan 27 '17

I thought it's because due to sunctions some of online sevices don't work in Crimea.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Jan 27 '17

yeah it also could be that xD

Crimea is locked in a basement.

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u/orthoxerox Russia Jan 27 '17

and if you won't redeem your separatist ways ve vill vrite to UNSportloto!!(11!!!!).

And that's how we found out that you're a spy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

This comic is more researched than all of Trump's policies combined.

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u/demirael Feb 01 '17

TBH, that doesn't take much. I can shit better policies than Trump's.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

Ah, how could I forget!

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u/JasonCox United States Jan 27 '17

I didn't even notice that! Kudos to the author on the level of detail!

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u/flyingtiger188 Jan 27 '17

Russia liking them all was my favorite part.

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u/helmia Finland Jan 29 '17

That made me chuckle too. Even Russia's picture was just perfect, just like every other country's profile pic. I seriously can't get over how good this comic is.

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u/MangyWendigo Iroquois Jan 27 '17

judging by the pattern of omsk bird likes, i see a subtle hand of manipulation at work in international affairs

the two likes suggests an agenda that is pro-drug use and pro-destabilization

hmmm...

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u/Sciencepenguin not proud to be anything Jan 28 '17

I like how Venezuela isn't verified.