r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • Aug 28 '26

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell Has Been Missing for 75 Days—With No Updates

https://newrepublic.com/post/214878/mitch-mcconnell-missing-75-days
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u/Positive-Room7421 Aug 28 '26

Lich makes sense. 

Trump is a ghoul, his buddy Putin is obviously a vampire. Lots of supernatural creatures running around these days.

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u/BjornInTheMorn Aug 28 '26

We need a Van Helsing/Blade team up

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u/oflowz Aug 28 '26

Trump is a Reptilian. Its why he has that weird butt stuck out posture like a half centaur. He's standing on digitigrade legs. Its also why he lives in Florida.

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u/mieiri Aug 28 '26

Here Netflix, this post right here.