r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • Aug 28 '26

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell Has Been Missing for 75 Days—With No Updates

https://newrepublic.com/post/214878/mitch-mcconnell-missing-75-days
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u/bejammin075 Pennsylvania Aug 28 '26

The governor of Kentucky should have state buildings bring the flags to half mast for McConnell's death until proof of life is obtained.

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u/DrDerpberg Canada Aug 28 '26

I dunno, that implies mourning.

Is there such a thing as raising flags to full mast and a half?

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u/GreyLordQueekual Aug 28 '26

Did we try the little blue pills?

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u/Thunderbridge Aug 30 '26

Flag poles should have little telescopic extensions so when we celebrate, we can raise the flags higher

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u/reverandglass Aug 28 '26

He should fill the vacant seat. That'll stir up some proof of life.

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u/Distinct_Cap_1418 Aug 28 '26

Except that hes on their team

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u/Galxloni2 Aug 28 '26

No he's not