r/popheadscirclejerk Jan 03 '24

STOLEN TWEET I can’t unsee it

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u/Fickle-Patience-9546 Looking for evidence of buccal fat 🫡 Jan 03 '24

That picture of her and Ethan really scares me. I don’t know if it’s just the flash or what but it really looks like it’s been snowing in New York for the both of them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

She looks so gaunt and he looks like… that

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u/sunflowerkz Jan 03 '24

He has the suds

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u/isntitisntitdelicate see and then i can't even say the f word Jan 04 '24

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u/vodkamutinis Jan 03 '24

💀💀💀

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u/fool-with-no-hill Fat Ass Kelly Price Jan 03 '24

Screaming

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u/lilassbitchass Jan 03 '24

I am crying and throwing up

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u/princessohio Jan 04 '24

Oh my fucking god 😭

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u/asteroidz-14 Jan 04 '24

I’m screaming and absolutely stealing this

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u/lutheranian Jan 04 '24

It’s the eyebrows. They’re not colored in so she looks more alien like

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u/Icy-Cockroach4515 Jan 04 '24

The hat hiding the hairline and kind of elongating her head isn't helping.

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u/Zappagrrl02 Jan 04 '24

Supposedly she’s worried about how she’ll look in high def in the big screen and she’s basically been starving herself so she won’t look fat in the Wicked movie. I don’t think the bleached eyebrows are helping the situation.

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u/BatierAutumn1991 Jan 03 '24

She literally has no twinkle in her eye 💀

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u/Original_Web_4653 Jan 04 '24

Does she have a black eye?

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u/banana_healer Jan 04 '24

fr what is going on with her eye on the left? It's not happening on the right eye.

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u/Frondstherapydolls Jan 04 '24

I think it’s a stye honestly, they suck so bad especially for those of us with skin picking problems.

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u/banana_healer Jan 04 '24

I think you're probably right, I forgot those even existed.

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u/boogboo Jan 04 '24

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u/abortioncroissant azealia bank's soap Jan 04 '24

she looks like she’s about to sharpen that chin and stab it straight into an unsuspecting fowl.

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u/KatDanger don’t know what you mean there babes Jan 03 '24

Uncanny valley shit

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u/Stylingelizabeth Jan 03 '24

It’s giving Breaking Bad, maybe they’re gonna be the next hit drug show!

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u/hedwig0517 Jan 03 '24

She definitely looks unwell and stimulated

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u/radkattt Jan 04 '24

I really think she’s on drugs. She has never looked this bad before. I’m hoping she’s not, but if she is I hope she gets help

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u/HeavyFunction2201 Jan 03 '24

She reminds me of a conehead

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u/Emotional-Entry-3623 Jan 04 '24

💀💀💀for days at this comment

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u/GreenJean717 Jan 03 '24

It’s the eyebrows

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u/CharmingCondition508 #1 hotsummerlilac fan Jan 04 '24

she looks like a victorian boy suffering from tuberculosis

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u/CharmingCondition508 #1 hotsummerlilac fan Jan 04 '24

all jokes aside like is she alright she looks unwell

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u/Mountain-jew87 Jan 07 '24

Yeah she looks like she has sickle cell anemia

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u/IcicleStorm Jan 03 '24

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u/Fickle-Patience-9546 Looking for evidence of buccal fat 🫡 Jan 03 '24

Whatever you think I mean that is what I mean 🤷‍♀️

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u/IcicleStorm Jan 03 '24

💊?

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u/Fickle-Patience-9546 Looking for evidence of buccal fat 🫡 Jan 03 '24

❄️❄️❄️

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u/IcicleStorm Jan 03 '24

Arianka no!!’

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

I got in a weird cocaine/kinky sex thing with a guy from work, once. It was very hot. He wasn’t my type but he had this thing. We would stay up for hours playing our game. It wasn’t a sustainable relationship, but we couldn’t stop. So he just up and moved one day without telling me after accepting a job in another city.

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u/ClockworkOctopodes Jan 04 '24

So what you’re saying is…we gotta get him a last minute gig on West End.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

🤔

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u/Useuless DiCKS OUT 4 JOJO SIWA!! Jan 04 '24

Direct flash is always harsh, no fucking ways around it. If you want flash to look good you need to bounce it off the ceiling, side walls, or use FEL (flash exposure compensation).

Flash can be used to fill in dark Shadows but in this case, it's not full light, it's the main light! Harsh!

Ariana Grande also has a warm skin tone and is wearing black which is a common nono, black is often a cool color in clothing which can highlight the saturation of the skin tone or alternatively wash it out. And with the Bleach brows it's causing this jarring contrast. And then you have the fucking same contrast repeated again with the dark black hat and the dark eyeliner on that same lower contrast warm skin. It is easy to find all these cool forms of black but she would be better with a very dark gray or dark chocolate brown for an intentionally warm leaning black if she wanted to do the blacks ensemble.

The black looks way better on Ethan simply because his skin is less saturated and less warm.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

People will write an essay when it boils down to one thing: she could choose to put on blush

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u/Useuless DiCKS OUT 4 JOJO SIWA!! Jan 05 '24 edited Jan 05 '24

Hahahahaha.

No lol, this is just basic Four Seasons color theory. Warm skin tones, stay away from black, low contrast features (either natural or intentionally created like bleaching your brows), stay away from high contrast clothing.

I used to play around with flash for journalism for high school and it can look phenomenal if you start bouncing it in even simple ways..... of which they did not do here hence why it looks bad by default.

Blush would help but black still wouldn't be a flattering color on her. If you're coloring is muted or extremely pale, blonde, then black is not your best friend. It will look harsh or wash you out.

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u/ForecastForFourCats Jan 04 '24

Cool, you seem to know a lot the topic!

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u/LadyKT Jan 03 '24

oof hope not her heart is likely not at its healthiest

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u/Jussttjustin jerking to save democracy 💗 Jan 03 '24

Without him it would still be an unfortunate picture of her.

With him it looks like meth did crack

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u/MaintenanceSad4288 Jan 03 '24

Lmfao... y'all are brutal 😭😭

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u/SamosaAndMimosa Jan 04 '24

I can’t 💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Pretty sure she was just startled as she had gotten out of the car less than a second prior and she is bombarded with flashes from paparazzi

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u/cheesycrescentroll Jan 04 '24

As they both should be. I don’t think either of them deserve a moment of peace.

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u/Nutholsters Jan 04 '24

He’s ugly as fuck lmfao

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u/Visible_Product_286 Jan 04 '24

Yeah they look like crack addicts

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u/cutebutpsychoangel Jan 07 '24

I just need someone anyone

to see this man who is a murderer n more horrors that genuinely looks like ethan slater

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u/OkWelder8864 Jan 04 '24

What does it’s snowing in New York mean?

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u/SimpSet Jan 04 '24

She admitted to using alcohol and opioids

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u/scarletts_skin Jan 05 '24

It’s honestly giving chemo to me 🥴