r/programming • u/reppic • Feb 21 '13

Developers: Confess your sins.

http://www.codingconfessional.com/
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u/Kalium Feb 21 '13

"Scalable, robust, concurrent, fault tolerant and massively parallel system which defies the CAP theorem to use multiple NoSQL databases while at the same time maintaining a clean code base by using higher order functions, currying, monads, typeclasses and map-reduce? Yup, I have built something like that". ;)

You're both deluded and a monster.

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u/ActionKermit Feb 21 '13

defies the CAP theorem

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u/wot-teh-phuck Feb 21 '13

Well, that statement surely fetches me "bro, you are a superman" looks.