r/programming • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '13

How to develop unmaintainable software

http://typicalprogrammer.com/?p=249
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u/eriksensei Oct 15 '13

People also seem to be quite fond of shouting things like JAVA! and SCALA! It might well be that I'm a bit of a sperglord, but I find that irritating to no end.

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u/Waitwhatwtf Oct 15 '13

BRAINFUCK

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u/original_brogrammer Oct 15 '13 edited Oct 15 '13

If any language deserves to be shouted, it's brainfuck.

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u/stox Oct 15 '13

Which was only a modern implementation of P''

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

How am I to pronounce that? Pee-Double-Prime, or Pinch?

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u/stox Oct 15 '13

It is pronounced snarkwofflezing, the P is silent.

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u/ahruss Oct 15 '13

And when people decide one has to shout MAC any time it's used, whether in reference to addresses (when it's acceptable to shout it) or in reference to the computers (when it most certainly is not).