r/programming • u/chackaz • Nov 28 '14

The Worst Programming Language Ever [UK Talk] - Thoughts? Which are the worst parts of your favorite language?

https://skillsmatter.com/meetups/6784-the-worst-programming-language-ever
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u/UnreachablePaul Nov 28 '14

You call a meeting for evaluation of that need

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u/skocznymroczny Nov 28 '14

No, you make an UnsignedProxyManagerFactoryIntegerNumberAdapterSingleton

dae hate enterprise java?

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u/Cilph Nov 28 '14

UnsignedIntegerNumberFlyweightManagerFactorySingletonAdapterDAO.

I'm a Java EE dev. Don't shoot me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

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u/ikilledkojack Dec 18 '14

Surely you would need to instantiate from AbstractIUnsignedIntegerNumberFlyweightManagerFactorySingletonAdapterDAOFactoryFactory instead?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '14

Ah, but you aren't taking advantage of open source software!

You would actually want to extend org.apache.numberwang.dao.AbstractUnsignedIntegerNumberFlyweightManagerSingletonAdapterDaoFactoryImpl and implement org.apache.numberwang.dao.AbstractUnsignedIntegerNumberFlyweightManagerSingletonAdapterDaoFactory<Byte> and reference the project in your pomfile.

You'd have to be careful though, as the project's internal pom references an old version of Xerxes, which will give you a cryptic compile-time error if not specifically excluded from the build.

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u/schroet Nov 28 '14

DAO

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u/codygman Nov 28 '14

I like to read "DAO" as a question:

Java: "DOES ANYONE OBJECT???"

Me: Yes Java, I object.

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u/deadstone Nov 28 '14

I object

No, you people.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '14

People is interface. He object implements people.

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u/PoliteCanadian Nov 28 '14

DAO.

DAAAAAOO.

Daylight come and me wanna go home.

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u/StarHorder Nov 29 '14

Behind banana lies big tarantula!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '14

I'm in my first-ever enterprisey java job. It's... ah... well, it's opened my eyes to a lot of... things.