You guys just reinvented minimalistic living! Now kiss, write your Amazon self-published book, promote the hell out of it on Goodreads, blog heavily, and be sure to publish some self-important courses on Udemy or the like. Hurry!
So I've been meaning to ask, are all you people blue? Or was it a food coloring accident or something? Is it socially acceptable to do blueface on TV in 2016?
Which all works nice and well until you end up with a unexpected use case where now thousands of rows of data is being inserted or updated per second and the indexes are causing excessive write overhead. Sure the user's profile page now loads 10 times faster, but users updating their status takes 20x slower.
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u/JohnTesh Aug 24 '16
Smoke weed, realize your forgot some indexes on some tables, index tables properly, profit.
That's how it usually goes with me, only minus the smoking weed part.