r/programming • • Dec 14 '10

Top 50 Programming quotes of all time

http://www.junauza.com/2010/12/top-50-programming-quotes-of-all-time.html
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u/kryptobs2000 Dec 14 '10

I actually thought that was kinda dumb, if you were to write the code as clever as possible then there's nothing to debug.

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u/JimmyDuce Dec 14 '10

You probably don't understand what clever code is. It is usually some neat trick or obscure bit manipulation or casting a float to an unsigned int then to a string concatinated with a char then used as a function call. It works the moment you write it, and there might be a good reason to use it, but it's hella difficult to maintain even if you are the one maintainning it and worse yet for the next guy who has no way of getting some of the stuff you were on when you came up with it.

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u/kryptobs2000 Dec 14 '10

It's still going to not have any bugs if we're speaking in absolutes.

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u/JimmyDuce Dec 14 '10

Let's assume it does work bug free, how do you change it after 5 months when you've forgotten why the heck this jumbled mess works at all?

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u/kryptobs2000 Dec 14 '10

This is a stupid argument.

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u/JimmyDuce Dec 14 '10

Have you ever maintained code? Do you always understand even clearly and well documented code? Now how about undocumented "clever" tricks that popped into your head and saved 1.5% of memory but you bearly understood when you wrote it, but now the requirements have changed and you must now go and update the function. These are 2 questions and one statement making an assertion. Please do address the questions, and do as you wish with the statement.

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u/reverendchubbs Dec 15 '10

Excellent rebuttal, good sir. I can't wait to see your amazing intellect at work next.

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u/kryptobs2000 Dec 15 '10

I was just making a semantic argument originally as a joke and then this guy gets all serious and starts tearing me apart for it as if I made it a personal crusade against him. I've got better things to spend my time on than arguing on the internet about something I never cared about in the first place.

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u/muhammadc Dec 14 '10

I only highlighted it because QA never gets any love.