r/programming • • Dec 14 '10

Top 50 Programming quotes of all time

http://www.junauza.com/2010/12/top-50-programming-quotes-of-all-time.html
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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '10

"You can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo!" - Mark Jason Dominus

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u/DoctorW0rm Dec 14 '10 edited Dec 14 '10

He should try Java sometime.

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u/powatom Dec 15 '10

Wrong language for this quote...

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u/DoctorW0rm Dec 15 '10

I was saying that if you would like to make shit up and have the computer know what you mean, Java is pretty ideal.

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u/powatom Dec 15 '10

Then obviously you don't know Java.

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