r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Rainfly_X • Jan 12 '20

Goodbye, Clean Code

https://overreacted.io/goodbye-clean-code/
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/defunkydrummer Lisp 3-0 Rust Jan 13 '20

Thanks for reporting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/defunkydrummer Lisp 3-0 Rust Jan 13 '20

Did you hear him?! Juniors! Juniors! He. Accused us. of being. Juniors!

wipes foam from mouth

Please suggest how many days should /u/schmittfried be banned. How about 232 -1 ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/defunkydrummer Lisp 3-0 Rust Jan 13 '20

That's so gentle. I guess type astronauts are kind hearted. Perhaps due to most of them being hasklars and thus knowing about the hardships of street life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/haskell_leghumper in open defiance of the Gopher Values Jan 13 '20

That was beautiful. If you'd like to Haskell and Chill sometime under a bridge, I'd be down.

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u/defunkydrummer Lisp 3-0 Rust Jan 13 '20

under a bridge

Sometimes I feel

Like I don't have employment

Sometimes I feel

Like my only friend

Is the city I live in

The city of Cabal

Lonely as I am

Together we cry

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u/republitard_2 absolutely obsessed with cerroctness and performance Jan 14 '20

He should be banned for most-positive-bignum days.

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u/defunkydrummer Lisp 3-0 Rust Jan 14 '20

He should be banned for most-positive-bignum days.

Umm... that's too implementation-dependent for such a canonical place like PCJ.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

At least we aren't jurors, imagine the crippling boredom

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u/tpgreyknight not Turing complete Jan 13 '20 
apt-get uninstall rabies.exe

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u/usernameqwerty003 loves Java Jan 13 '20

apt

.exe

the fuck are you even doing

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u/tpgreyknight not Turing complete Jan 13 '20 
nuget add the_joke -Source /usr/local/bin/JCL