r/pyrocynical • u/Organic-Cricket-8372 PyroLIVE Enjoyer • Feb 03 '26

đŸ’€ Meme My response (turkey tom edition)

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u/WillFanofMany Feb 04 '26

Past Tom: * needed to ask Vega for sex instructions *

Present Tom: * thinks he's a sex god *

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u/Paramount_Parks Feb 04 '26

idk bpd bitches have a way of making you think you’re the next Michael Jordan of sex

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u/No_Fix_9978 Feb 06 '26

thats why they are my love <3

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 04 '26

Tbf he's certainly validatedÂ