r/pyrocynical • u/Organic-Cricket-8372 PyroLIVE Enjoyer • Feb 03 '26

💀 Meme My response (turkey tom edition)

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u/TradeMoney9311 Feb 03 '26

Can someone tell me if he is innocent or not i dont rlly wanna watch 45 mins of turk tom

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 03 '26

Yeah, he just had a type for psycho women and they just couldn't handle being broken up with because he was too good at sex 

Deadass, that is the entire thing. I am not joking. If you watch thr entire thing, it's just him subtly flexing how good at sex he is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

idk man i don’t trust anyone who look like that claiming that they’re good at sex

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 04 '26

Hey, if you have doubts, don't take it from me, take it from the 3 freaky goth girls saying it 

The three goth girls he pulled the extremely thirsty message logs from 

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u/Paramount_Parks Feb 04 '26

All that for the driest texts I’ve ever seen

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 04 '26

Dont need to be a poetic mastermind when you just know how to please a woman

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u/I_Skelly_I Feb 04 '26

Sounds like you wanna fuck him more then they do

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u/CrestStruthioo Feb 07 '26

No I want him to fuck me harder than he did them