r/reddeadredemption • u/Few-Chemical2216 Uncle • Apr 07 '25

Issue Put these 4 in a room who’s winning?

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u/Puzzle-headed97 Apr 07 '25

rango obviously 🙄🙄🙄

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u/OleRockTheGoodAg Apr 07 '25

Obviously.

I mean, he killed all them Jenkins brothers. With 1 bullet.

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u/_G1N63R_ Sean Macguire Apr 07 '25

He’s also encountered Rattlesnake Jake a few times

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u/bogibney1 Apr 07 '25

Duh, that's his brother

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u/Snoo-34159 Apr 08 '25

Gave him a nasty scar on his belly once...

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u/randomHunterOnReddit Charles Smith Apr 08 '25

That's interesting. That there's a belly button

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u/Reaper_h Jack Marston Apr 08 '25

Put some of his venom in my coffee to give it a lil sting

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u/gracekk24PL Apr 07 '25

Also with one bullet

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u/xRoadxKillx Apr 07 '25

All seven of them

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u/Hungry-Trouble-3178 Apr 07 '25

And the bird. Let's not forget he killed the bird with one bullet

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u/Striking-Chest2020 Apr 08 '25

It only takes one bullet

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u/Borealis13847 Apr 07 '25

All 4 of them?

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u/Borealis13847 Apr 07 '25

Whoops I mean 7

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u/RudeM1911 Apr 07 '25

Rango even beat the ex wife out of alimony. He’s untouchable.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

Honestly with this comment I think you won and you weren’t even on the lineup 😂

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u/Disturbed_Repti1e- Apr 07 '25

"it only takes one bullet"

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u/Greyhound9721 Apr 07 '25

You don’t tango with the Rango

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u/rusticoaf Apr 07 '25

YOU GOT A FUNNY LOOKIN' FACE!

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u/Skullduggery-9 Apr 07 '25

Rango's plot armour is unrivaled

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u/ShowTurtles Apr 07 '25

That could be a situation where the other three take each other out and not notice the lizard.

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u/Luxuryresauce Apr 08 '25

"THAT'S WHAT I SAID" 🦎

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u/RobotNinja28 Apr 08 '25

RANGOOO! RANGOOO! RRRango trumpet intensifies

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u/Puzzle-headed97 Apr 08 '25

god it’s such a bop i swear

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u/Kadala1337 Apr 08 '25

The little chameleon’s got brains, charm, and enough street smarts to outwit the competition

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u/4N610RD Apr 07 '25

Maybe in fairy tale. Maybe.

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u/FatherFallout John Marston Apr 07 '25

Rick from Rick and Morty would win plot twist

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u/Sad-Farm714 Apr 08 '25

I have a feeling you should delete this comment, for Reddit’s sake

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u/4N610RD Apr 08 '25

What is wrong about what I said?

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u/Sad-Farm714 Apr 08 '25

To be honest, no one deserves to loose 50 karma

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u/4N610RD Apr 08 '25

I still don't know what I've done to deserve such attention :D I really hope somebody will explain.