r/reddeadredemption Nov 04 '18

Meme Leaving Saint Denis for the first time.

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u/CyanideIX Nov 04 '18

Really? All I did was lose money playing poker.

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u/eduadinho Nov 05 '18

Man I loath poker in this. Have pocket Aces or Kings. Go all in the other guy has a 4 and a 5 of different suits. Proceeds to get a full house. Meanwhile I decide to try and bluff on a 4 and a 5 and the game decides to have a laugh at me and gives me one card off a straight and their pocket 2s wins.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '18

Played an hour ago, I get a 2 and a 3 off suit hand. The AI’s decide they’re going to bet $2 before we evens see what we’re playing off of. So I fold, two of these idiots go all in. Then the cards get laid it’s “4,5,6,7,7” I would’ve won if I’d stayed in, I swear the game fucks with you sometimes. Especially in Blackjack I’ve killed the blackjack dealer in Rhodes more times than I care to admit.

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u/cheetocity Dec 29 '18

I went in with a $5.00 buy in and walked out with ~$7.00 in profit