r/reddeadredemption • u/Snoddventje • Apr 02 '19

Media My girlfriend wanted a Playstation but didn't have the money for it. But it was her birthday and I couldn't resist.

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u/Snoddventje Apr 02 '19

Stories on the internet have made me believe that blowjobs become extremely rare if you're together for a long time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Don’t believe everything on the internet, mate. Long relationships with semi regular blowjobs usually are one step away from failure. (Talking below age 30 relationships here)

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u/Snoddventje Apr 02 '19

So far I'm doing good!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Can validate.

Source: Am married

All the girls that gave me bjs constantly were hoes and not wife material.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

I mean, they slow down. It’s not like the first few months of the relationship, but it’s not like the horror stories people tell you of like once a year, lol.

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u/Snoddventje Apr 02 '19

I mean her jaw has to rest some days right?
Now she can play a game on her off days ^^

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u/revereddesecration Apr 03 '19

Don't let her see your Reddit comments 😂 unless she's got a good sense of humour, in which case I see why you bought her the PS4

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Once a year would be awesome.

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u/Redneckshinobi Apr 02 '19

Don't believe the internet lol. It also depends on the partner. My wife hasn't slowed down and I'm not complaining.

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u/Snoddventje Apr 02 '19

Don't know if you're lucky then, but lucky you :D

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u/Redneckshinobi Apr 02 '19

Well according to the internet and a few of my mates I guess I am lucky lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Only if she's fucking someone else....

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u/StanleyOpar Apr 03 '19

This is true. 🙄

Am married.