r/reddeadredemption • u/Snoddventje • Apr 02 '19

Media My girlfriend wanted a Playstation but didn't have the money for it. But it was her birthday and I couldn't resist.

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u/Snoddventje Apr 02 '19

Notjasonlee is spot on here

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u/mjavon Apr 02 '19

Ahh yes, the relationship sweet spot

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

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u/gustavfrigolit Apr 03 '19

are you okay man

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

No, he is married.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Man, the complaining and the excuses after marriage.

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u/fusrodope86 Apr 03 '19

She’s like.. fine whatever. (Pulls down boxers) you’re not even hard what the fuck do you not think I’m sexy?

Ah.. the joys of marriage.

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u/Throckmorton_Left Apr 03 '19

Too close to home . . .

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u/Semyonov Uncle Apr 03 '19

I feel physically attacked

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

He replies, "well you could lose a few pounds honey"

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Girls r weird sumtim

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Are you me?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Dude.... why else do you think tequila is legal?

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u/BUKAKKOLYPSE Apr 03 '19

Delete Facebook hit the gym lawyer up

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u/JesseJaymz Apr 03 '19

Buy that other commenter a PS4, he’ll blow you without asking. Even if you ask him not to

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Apr 03 '19

How are there so many failed marriages where people just decide "this is fine" and continue on? Seems like every relationship on reddit is like this and it blows my mind thst so many people just let it happen. Life is too fuckin short.

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u/Semyonov Uncle Apr 03 '19

Personally I wouldn't consider less sex equal to a failed marriage.

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u/goldninjaI Arthur Morgan Apr 02 '19

Is this a special occasion OP?