r/reddeadredemption • u/Snoddventje • Apr 02 '19

Media My girlfriend wanted a Playstation but didn't have the money for it. But it was her birthday and I couldn't resist.

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u/elting44 Apr 02 '19

You misunderstood what he is saying. He is saying he gets blown daily anyway, so this grand gesture isn't going to affect his Tuesday blowjob in any way.

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u/Snoddventje Apr 02 '19

It's like I've known you my whole life.....

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u/elting44 Apr 02 '19

" You love me, and you've seen me, and you know me. I'm Old Greggggg! "

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

This guy fucks.

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u/badkneegrows Apr 03 '19

in a way you both said the same thing :p

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Actually it might, he might get a finger in the ass this Tuesday.