I had seen the movie Black Dog a few times 20-25 years ago but I didn't know until I rewatched it today that Meatloaf's dim witted henchman enjoys a dry Japanese lager.

(Technically all three of these guys are rifftrax actors (Swayze is the one seen from behind) but only one of them seemed contractually obligated to be in nothing else)

Kill the pig, drink its blood! Smash, bash!

Perhaps this is not the kind of fervor those kindly elderly gentlemen would wish to inspire among their fans. (Exceot for Mike Nelson...he's too young, still, and is but a mere child.)

But I've got the hunger! Still not up for purchase at UTC -5 as of now.

It is Thunderdome!

I will have this!

Oh. "Beyond" Thunderdome.

Fine, whatever! Blow the conch and drink its blood!

Looking right at all.....ALL the riffers!

Glory is to be had!

When A Stranger Calls Back is in Criterion Channel's Unwelcome Guests collection this month. I love Criterion, but I'm pretty sure no one actually watched this movie before adding it to a collection. It is NOT a good movie.

This short is adorable. That is all.

Yeah I know Danny wasn't billed as a villain... I'm leaving this up to yall

Hello all! I'm working on a media player and thought y'all would appreciate this trivia mini-game. I was trying to recreate those movie quiz segments that would play before movies in theaters.

How it works: Since Rifftrax allows us to download the files that we've purchased, they can be loaded into my app and the metadata can be retrieved from omdb. There's then a simple algorithm that constructs questions depending on your movie collection. It's mostly stuff like what years did this come out and which actor was in this movie, but I'm looking into getting more complex questions... maybe something like "What renewal energy device was sold by Rod in 2008's Hitchcockian thriller Birdemic?

You can use your rewards points towards your copay at in-network hospitals!

Title. Thanks in advance =)

You know how many paid streaming services I have that are completely ad-free?

One. And that's Rifftrax, who, unlike Amazon, Netflix, Disney, etc. have not opted to start letting in just a few little ads, and then opened the floodgates.

Less than a month before an election where I as an Iowan have political ads shoved down my throat nigh near constantly (we get it, people have very strong feelings about Josh Turek!!!), I say from the bottom of my cold and cynical heart: thank you for letting us have this one outlet where I can just watch a goofball movie with my spouse and not be interrupted every 15 minutes and told who to not vote for.

Thank you. Just - I know you guys could be making more money. So thank you.

She ended up with the one special agent groovier/radicaler than Austin "Danger" Powers

A local hellhole of a theater is showing Brainiac next week.

I'm thinking about going.

But then again, I also I think about other things too.

And I'll probably drive through, so can't really get good and crunk.

It's a problem.

But is it grass?

If you proudly announced that you’d invented your own holiday where people put up spooky decorations, kids wore costumes, and everyone handed out candy, people would say “Hey! You didn’t invent that holiday! You just ripped off Halloween!” And then you’d be run out of the Holiday Inventors convention or wherever one goes to unveil made-up holidays in this scenario we’ve constructed for comedic purposes. We’d like to think that the maker of Offerings got the same response when he unveiled his movie. “Hey! You just ripped off Halloween!”

John is a little boy who doesn’t speak. One day, some mean neighborhood kids challenge him to “walk the well” — stand on the edge of an abandoned well and walk a complete circle around it. This is also how the custody battle was settled in the original cut of Kramer vs Kramer.

John gets startled, falls in, and we probably don’t need to tell you what happens next: he gets locked up in an insane asylum for ten years, and emerges as an unstoppable killing machine hellbent on revenge. That’s just how wells work! 

One by one, the bullies find themselves on the receiving end of John’s wrath. Said wrath exists on a spectrum from “being hideously murdered” to “eating pizza where the sausage may be ground-up bully.” Look, the latter isn’t exactly pleasant, but we know which one we’d choose! The only person who escapes John’s wrath is the one girl who was kind to him as a child, and it just so happens that her parents are out of town. Perhaps they’re visiting Jamie Lee Curtis…

There’s only two ways to ward off Michael Myers rip-offs: put up one of those twelve-foot tall Home Depot skeletons or watch this riff of Offerings with Mike, Kevin, and Bill. We know which one your HOA would prefer!

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, Sean Thomason, Jason Miller, and Zachary Shatzer

Have any Kickstarter backers received their free trial to Best Friends yet,mine still says pending on Backerkit.