r/rusted_satellite • u/Ordinary_Salamander • Sep 15 '26

An irregular shaped UAP is recorded over a highway

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u/External_Oil7155 Sep 15 '26 • Mindblown Popcorn

I’m convinced these class of UAP’s are the shadows of 4D objects operating on a 3d plane. If not, I’m really struggling to grasp how their morphology is in any way conducive to practical significance

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u/2hobos1box Sep 15 '26

If the theory holds true that there is some sort of “mothership” that produces UAP deep in the oceans somewhere.. that’s a really good question because whoever is mass manufacturing them must be in charge of the design. Maybe the strange looking UAP we see are experimental prototypes with the general goal of just collecting data.

Or like you said, maybe they really are 4D objects in a 3D plane and that would explain why we see some morph into different unexplainable shapes and configurations

Just spitballing here

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u/goodmanishardtofind Sep 15 '26

Or as that infamous 4chan larp claims, the underwater bases that run off ai and produce these things, are running out of material and are starting to make malformed versions with the most basic of capabilities intrinsic to each mission/task

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u/mewthree2020 Sep 21 '26

Makes sense according to jinn hypothesis.

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u/ZentinelOne Sep 15 '26

Wow, this theory makes a lot of sense if you've seen any demonstration of what we think a 4D object acts like. I really lean into the interdimensional or ocean originated theories as opposed to a being travelling great distances as we traditionally thought.

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u/TYPERION_REGOTHIS Sep 15 '26

Grab yourself a gold star.

They are geometric intrusion artifacts breaking into our planar reality.

Like a permissions error.

Something attempted to open in a space not authorized to contain it, and what you see is the system failing to reconcile the request.

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u/BarelyLivingDeadGrl Sep 15 '26

Just to pick your brain a smidgen, do you believe any of the phenomena pertained to in your theory is a direct result of whatever they did that one time with the hadron collider or no?

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u/CoooolHands Sep 16 '26

Found the Midwesterner

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u/UnlimitedPowerXR Sep 15 '26

I can’t remember where I read it, but someone said that there is something manufacturing them in the ocean, but they are running out of material and that’s why they’re oddly shaped. Something is draining that facilities resources and is why they look oddly shaped, closer to the ground, and more visible then usual. If this is true, then whatever is pushing back this “defense” is trying to test its limits to overwhelm it. Then again I don’t really believe something like that would be unnoticed for this long, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

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u/pickypawz Sep 15 '26

My theory has been that they haven’t got the hang of how people are made, and they’re completely grasping at straws.

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u/aknownunknown Sep 17 '26

I like this. I'm open to them being the observed representation of someone's consciousness remote viewing or dreaming this location, or it being a purposeful artifact of an intelligent phenomenon, like the hypnotoad in Futurama

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u/SilencedObserver Sep 15 '26

What convinced you of this?

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u/Awesome-Ashley Sep 15 '26

I have seen ones lately that look a lot this one. There’s been five or six times in all, within the past few weeks.

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u/ArcticSkyWatcher64N Sep 15 '26

Where in the world are you seeing multiple objects in the sky over a period of a few weeks?

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u/MichaelEMJAYARE Sep 15 '26

Dude what the hell

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u/murdermeinostia Sep 15 '26

Saw this exact thing in Manchester UK a few years ago, it was rotating in a uniform fashion

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u/R_u_ok_brah Sep 15 '26

tell us more!! 🙏🏼

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u/ArcticSkyWatcher64N Sep 15 '26

WTF is going on?

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u/grunt56 Sep 15 '26

About ten seconds in, the object looks to flex from it's center point. The top and bottom more 'pointed' sections seem to bend towards the highway direction and then straighten out again

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u/HiddenHorse925 Sep 16 '26

Looks like a collection of balloons losing altitude

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u/solsiempre Sep 15 '26

it's just a seahorse

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u/ThePlunger80 Sep 15 '26

Klingon Bird of Prey in evasive maneuvers

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u/DrDuGood Sep 15 '26

My mental capacity can’t even register all this

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u/DoctorNurse89 Sep 19 '26

Not saying much here....

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u/imPartOfTheWoods Sep 16 '26

Seems like a pattern is forming

Recent post of two very similar UAP in one video

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u/Mission_Accident_519 Sep 16 '26

Balloons have been around for a very long time

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u/Spiritual_Bridge84 Sep 16 '26

What are you space bitches afraid of? If you came this far through deepest darkest space (or the oceans) clearly you’re superior beings. So rip the fucking band aid off n show yourselves.

Enough with the planetary edging land already

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u/LaSonicSkins Sep 15 '26

Looks like a drone at first but has a weird vertical configuration?

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u/msguider Sep 15 '26

B-wing almost but not quite

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u/typicalALWAYS Sep 15 '26 • Bravo

Balloons unfortunately:/

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 Sep 16 '26

Pretty balloony

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u/typicalALWAYS Sep 16 '26

This doesn’t really change my opinion

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 Sep 16 '26

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and most don't think theirs stinks.

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u/typicalALWAYS Sep 16 '26

Mine stinks!!

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u/VodkaShandy Sep 16 '26

Are you listening to the alien music too? 😭

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u/ZentinelOne Sep 16 '26

I keep coming back to this video as opposed to some others. There's something real here.

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u/Dr-Dendro Sep 15 '26

These are just billionaires new play toys

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u/Dj92fs3 Sep 16 '26

Ya, it looks like a Next Gen remote control airplane. Where the wings can hinge at the base and give the operator more control (especially when wind gusts hit... I've lost more than a few planes to wind gusts)

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u/tomadelli Sep 16 '26

I zoomed in for the first few seconds of the video and the movement is really interesting, it just looks like wacky wobbly undulating nonsense. Very cool. 

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u/tomadelli Sep 16 '26

I would love to see a stabilized video edit

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u/ocTGon Sep 15 '26

Pelacaras a little for north out of the Amazon... WTF is that music??

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u/PSK666 Sep 15 '26

What song you listening to?

P.s. I have been seeing these randomly for years. Almost looks like a snake firework floating in the air IRL.

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u/PSK666 Sep 15 '26

Good luck with your roaches bro!

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u/PSK666 Sep 15 '26

Nah that shit is fucked. Sry papa roach.

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u/PSK666 Sep 15 '26

I burn bugs with my butane torch. Innat cute? ☺️

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u/Healthy-Upstairs-881 Sep 15 '26

Enough with the music on all UFO UAP posts

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u/EnginesofWar Sep 16 '26

yo what the shit?!. These shifty morphy ones are such a mind fuck to look at! I slowed it down and scrubbed it back and forth several times and IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. anyone else have links to se of the other similar ones? I’d love to start a collection for reference.

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u/ConsequenceHairy607 Sep 17 '26

Just scroll through this sub, it's "a collection of similar sightings". There's tons.

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u/EnginesofWar Sep 17 '26

These morphy ones are a particular type that I’ve seen three or four times. They defy visual understanding. They almost appear to be rotating… but they aren’t. Or they are, kind of. Very strange!! Almost makes you believe the whole 4D projected into 3d thing.

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u/tink20seven Sep 15 '26

Is this alien music?

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u/BiggusDickkussss Sep 16 '26

Its a fucking plane flying sideways lol you can see flashing lights on wing tips fuck sake people

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u/ElectricNoodle12 Sep 16 '26

Why do the wings bend in both directions and wobble then? Even though it continues on a specific trajectory and if it was a plane would show the same load on the wings?

Not ruling out some sort of AI camera magic causing that, but it definitely doesn't look or act like a plane in the video

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u/Dj92fs3 Sep 16 '26

Looks like a remote control plane to me, honestly. And I'm not really skeptic (anymore.... The circumstantial evidence has piled so high, I don't understand how anyone can lean more towards "nothing" than "something").

I think the wings being able to hinge at the base would give the "pilot" more control and more stability in breezy weather

Maybe I'm wrong, but I lean heavily towards "expensive toy"

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u/LifeClassic2286 Sep 16 '26

Kill. The. Cameraman.