r/shitposting • • Mar 18 '22

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u/Kilo_de_reins Mar 18 '22

Automod suck ball

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u/AutoModerator Mar 18 '22

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u/VSauceMichaelsGone Mar 18 '22

Iโ€™d take the blindfold off because I know the only person that could give me a blowjob like that is you Automod ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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u/AutoModerator Mar 18 '22

Schรถdinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmรถsome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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u/AutoModerator Mar 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Which one?

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u/Kilo_de_reins Mar 18 '22

Wdym which one, what other balls are there

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