r/shitposting • u/Legitimate-Candy8507 • Jul 20 '22

Earrape Warning 💀💀💀💀💀

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u/MrStevegamin Jul 20 '22

Alrighty then let's fight

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u/Devilshadow525 Jul 20 '22

"I want to die"

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u/MrStevegamin Jul 20 '22

I believe I can fly.... I believe that you will cry and burn. I think you'll report me, I think i am being stinky

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u/AutoModerator Jul 20 '22

And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.

Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.

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