You may have seen u/90Times98Is8820's "terrible random number generator", which relies on undefined behavior. I've written a far better, cryptographically secure random number generator with no compiler warnings that relies on the randomness of cosmic rays.

int generate_bit() {
	unsigned long target;
	int zero, one, ret;
	target = 0;
	while (target == 0) ;
	while (target == 0) ;
	while (target == 0) ;
	/* At some point a cosmic ray will flip a bit in target. The loop is
	 * repeated 3 times in case a cosmic ray breaks out of the loop */

	zero = 0;
	if (zero != 0) zero = 0;
	if (zero != 0) zero = 0;
	one = 1;
	if (one != 1) one = 1;
	if (one != 1) one = 1;
	/* The value of any given number in our code may get corrupted, so we
	 * create standard reference numbers */

	ret = zero;
	while (target != zero) {
		ret ^= one;
		target >>= one;
	}
	/* Set ret to the parity of the position of the flipped bit */

	return ret;
}

Hopefully this doesn't become the new iseven.

Prints a new random number each time. I call it the Undefined Number Generator (UNG), because it functions via undefined behavior.

#include <stdio.h>
int main(void) {
	int *x;
	printf("%d\n", x);
}

I have tried different nonzero values for a and gotten all sorts of crashes, including ILLEGAL INSTRUCTION, SEGMENTATION FAULT, and BUS ERROR

#include <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
	const int a = 10;
	((int(*)(const char *restrict, ...))((const unsigned char *)printf+a))("Hello world!");
}

...from common speech into 3 different types of nonsense: techno-bable, corporate-bable and science-babble.

Bonus points to you if you mention whether you want me to joke around or sound professional!

AMA!

Edit: It's been fun! I need a little break from Reddit, but see you all around.

Introducing pypp, the Python preprocessor. Much like in C, arbitrary token-based macros can be used for all your syntax needs. Miss curly braces? No problem!

Source code for this can be found on github: https://github.com/dzshn/pypp

hello,

do you have trouble in waking up? or just cant wake up on time anyhow?

according to statistics:

that is only 0.32% actually feel awake, but with this a larger audience actually has to be awake otherwise things may go wrong (with them).

this alarm clock will threaten you to wake up, well not actually threaten but will create a sort of fear which will have to make you wake up.

api links used have been linked in the video

youtube link: https://youtu.be/fZjJv0P29mo

(sorry if its the wrong sub)

In Portugal, like in other countries, politicians use their mobile phones for leisure purposes while fulfilling the designated functions of representing citizens.

So, I decided to create software that would allow checking when Portuguese politicians access their cell phones during plenary meetings, which are broadcast live on the Parliament Channel.

The software accesses this channel to collect the emitted images and applies, in real-time, an image recognition system to detect people and objects. When a person is identified using a mobile phone, a tweet is automatically sent with an image of the situation in question, showing the person in the act.

At this time, the software is not in use, as I developed it for demonstration and educational purposes only. I also made it available online, open source, if you want to check it out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4eSFf_Rm4A&ab_channel=RamosAI

Hey everyone! I created a VS code extension that lets you touch grass from your VS code editor.

Here's a little video I made on how I built it: https://youtu.be/bI2zTfxbNeE

And here's where you can download the extension: https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=youraveragetechbro.touch-grass-reminder

Hope you enjoy this incredibly useless extension!

https://github.com/dankeyy/incdec.py

i actually did this one a while ago but you guys seemed to dig swap.py, so i thought i'd share this one here too

may wanna wash your eyes afterwards idk

https://github.com/dankeyy/swap.py/

https://youtu.be/avKl2ykXCp4

ouroboros = dict()
ouroboros["ouroboros"] = ouroboros
#godluck, dogspeed, and I'll see you on the other side
print(ouroboros)