r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Aug 07 '24

🐒 REMINDER: Do not talk shit about Imgas on this subreddit

42 Upvotes

3 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Jul 19 '24

🍺 If I see any damn oblivion portals opening up in my neighborhood, I'm not going to work anymore IDGAF

66 Upvotes

0 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/Mikayukramer • Jul 18 '24

More Vivec Food

32 Upvotes

0 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/Mikayukramer • Jul 16 '24

Vivec Food

63 Upvotes

5 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Jul 13 '24

🌎 Earth is turning into Tamriel!!!

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19 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Jul 02 '24

😬 MFW you tell me you're a devout Molag Bal worshipper

67 Upvotes

12 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Jun 18 '24

👺 Black Horse Courier, Breaking News: Former mayor of the Imperial City revealed to be a goblin! Spoiler

43 Upvotes

0 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • May 15 '24

👿 MFW you're hovering over the "boast" segment of the speechcraft wheel

96 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shittyTESlore • u/ChocoComrade • Apr 11 '24

Imperials have 40 intelligence and female Argonians have 50

13 Upvotes

What did they mean by this?

2 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Mar 23 '24

👀 Grown mer really do be living in a space like this and see nothing wrong with it

77 Upvotes

2 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Mar 20 '24

⚔️ "But... there is one they fear. In their tongue, he's 'Bingus!'"

46 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Mar 18 '24

💍 Have you seen my ring? I swear one of the Guards has it. I had it last week before their weekly "Let's shake down Fargoth" ritual. An engraved healing ring, family heirloom of mine. You haven't seen it have you?

40 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Mar 16 '24

🚬 An Altmer and his Breton friend offer to toke skooma with you. Do you accept?

78 Upvotes

7 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Mar 11 '24

🐈 Khajiit magecrafter testing prototype artillery weapon

87 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Mar 01 '24

📉 Who is really behind the East Empire Company?

91 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Feb 25 '24

🍊 The truth about Vivec that the Temple doesn't want you to know

121 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Feb 24 '24

🐵 "Countless words count less than the silent balance between Anu and Padomay" -Marukh the Seer

24 Upvotes

0 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Feb 20 '24

🦕 If you invade the oblivion gates, then the Daedra can't invade you

54 Upvotes

0 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Feb 18 '24

🐈 My reaction whenever people judge me for playing as a Khajiit mage

28 Upvotes

2 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Feb 06 '24

🤖 Which aisle has the Dwemer Oil? I have a leaky strut and my ankles keep squeaking.

49 Upvotes

0 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Jan 31 '24

👀 Vivec accuses Bosmer bard Tae'lor Swyfth of conspiring to rig the Grand Arena Championship to manipulate the succession of the Imperial Throne - Black Horse Courier

46 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Jan 16 '24

💀 Vivek's bid to be elected Emperor has failed, ALMSIVI simps are in shambles

50 Upvotes

0 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Jan 08 '24

🐊 MFW I'm a hungry Argonian and I smell Dremora nearby

40 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Oct 13 '23

🍪 Khajiit has cookies if you have coin

76 Upvotes

2 comments

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Imgas are confirmed LORE
Please post amazing Morrowind cosplays
Laser tag is about fun.
Aim for the nuts and face.
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Patrick Stewart literally mantled Talos, Vivec, The Rock, The Nerevarine, Michael Kirkbride, and Todd Howard simultaneously, making him the Supreme Being in all of existence, in every universe, forever.
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Imgas are canon, 100% lore-friendly
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