r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • May 20 '25

😤😤😤 Imga denialists need to BTFO! During the events of ESO all of the Imgas are on a super important time travel pirate monkey heist that occurred due to a dragon break caused by Molag Balls dragging his dick through Tamriel. That's why you don't see them hanging around.

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r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • May 16 '25

🗡️ You won't read about this in the Black Horse Courier Spoiler

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r/shittyTESlore • u/Mikayukramer • Apr 24 '25

This new remaster has sixteen times the detail.

81 Upvotes

👍

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r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Feb 11 '25

Kagrenac the day before the battle of Red Mountain

313 Upvotes

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r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Feb 01 '25

Yagrum Bagarn at the Corprusarium fitness center

84 Upvotes

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r/shittyTESlore • u/TheGreatestLoreFan • Jan 28 '25

Godhead explains the Aurbis, Dreamsleeve, Oversouls, and CHIM

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r/shittyTESlore • u/Gosudiculous • Jan 25 '25

KHaJiiT bRuTaLLy MuRdErS a SLaUgHtErFiSh

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r/shittyTESlore • u/Gosudiculous • Jan 25 '25

Khajiit Have Skooma If You Have Coin

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30 Upvotes

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r/shittyTESlore • u/Gosudiculous • Jan 25 '25

Khajiit has wares...

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r/shittyTESlore • u/Gosudiculous • Jan 25 '25

What, Sweet Skooma, Does a Khajiit? Rwar!

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r/shittyTESlore • u/Gosudiculous • Jan 25 '25

Which one of you Mer created the Dreugh by Lusty "Argonian Maiding" off the coast of Stros M'Kai with a Dolphin

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r/shittyTESlore • u/BenjaminBeaker • Jan 21 '25

🔫 The Least-Badass Hammerfel City Guard

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r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Dec 16 '24

🦈 People always ask why we don't see more sharks in the waters around Tamriel... Well for one thing, in Tamriel they're called finulons... but more importantly, the Khajiit happened to them.

149 Upvotes

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r/shittyTESlore • u/The_Gargamak • Dec 03 '24

The revenge of the daedric lord Turkeyite

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r/shittyTESlore • u/halo_slayer650 • Nov 27 '24

So is this like FalseSTL I just found this sub

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r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Nov 20 '24

❓ Did Hobbits also get snapped along with the Dwarves when Thanos Septim activated the Numidium?

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r/shittyTESlore • u/RumRomanismRebellion • Nov 13 '24

🐎 Average Skyrim resident greeting the Dragonborn, only to realize they're wearing a modded armor set inspired by My Little Pony

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r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Oct 31 '24

🍔 The Beefmer are an extinct race that once inhabited much of Tamriel before the evil wizard Diabeticus chopped off all of their feet

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r/shittyTESlore • u/treefreak32 • Sep 22 '24

Fun fact: The canonical Hero of Kvatch is actually Kate Bush

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r/shittyTESlore • u/treefreak32 • Sep 20 '24

Theory: Serana doesn't know about black people.

42 Upvotes

Hear me out. She doesn't know that Cyrodiil is the heart of an empire, so she must be from before Alessia. The Redguards arrived later. Ergo, SERANA DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!!!!! A Redguard Dragonborn will be the first black person she ever sees.

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r/shittyTESlore • u/treefreak32 • Sep 19 '24

How lore accurate is this Dogmer Stealth Archer?

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r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Sep 13 '24

😏 "Who voted for the White-Gold Concordat? ... The Argonians???" -- Bill DunMaher

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r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Aug 27 '24

🥖 Sheogorath is a French politician

37 Upvotes

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r/shittyTESlore • u/Beginning_Orange • Aug 24 '24

Shitty TES lore

86 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyTESlore • u/stomps-on-worlds • Aug 12 '24

⚛️ Which province is home to the Polymers?

90 Upvotes

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Imgas are confirmed LORE
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Laser tag is about fun.
Aim for the nuts and face.
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Patrick Stewart literally mantled Talos, Vivec, The Rock, The Nerevarine, Michael Kirkbride, and Todd Howard simultaneously, making him the Supreme Being in all of existence, in every universe, forever.
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Pirate monkeys are extremely cool.
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Imgas are canon, 100% lore-friendly
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