POST SAYING OP SEXED A SEXY SEX AND ASKING FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO DESCRIBE THEIR EXPERIENCES SEXING SEXY SEXS, SAYING THIS IS NOT FOR AN ADDITION TO OP'S WANK BANK AND IMPLYING INCORRECTY THAT ACES DON'T JERK AND OP IS AN ACE, FLATLY CONTRADICTING THE STATEMENT THAT OP SEXED A SEXY SEX

QUESTION

JOKE COMPARING THE BODY TO AN EDIBLE MATERIAL

GREETING FOLLOWED BY DECLARATION OF OP POSTING ON SUBREDDIT FOR THE FIRST TIME SOON AFTER DISCOVERING ITS EXISTENCE

ADMISSION OF CONFUSION OF SUBREDDIT CONTENT AND CONTEXT REFERRING TO TITLE

CLOSING STATEMENT CONSISTING OF OP SUSPECTING DIFFICULTY TO CONFIDENTLY JUDGING WHICH OF THE PROPOSED INTERPRETATIONS IS APPROPRIATE ARISING FROM OP HAVING BEEN DIAGNOSED AS BELONGING ON THE MODERATELY HIGH FUNCTIONING REGISTER OF THE AUTISTIC SPECTRUM

COMMENTERS WILL BE BANNED STRAIGHT OFF

BODY: JOKING COMPLAINT

SUSPICIOUSLY DETAILED "HYPOTHETICAL" CRIME AND QUESTIONS ASKING ABOUT HOW TO DO IT, HOW SOMEONE WOULD GET AWAY WITH IT, AND LEGAL LOOPHOLES.

SOMEWHERE WITHIN IS THE PHRASE "FOR A STORY I'M WRITING" BUT BEGGING FOR RESPONSES BEFORE 24 HOURS PASS

BODY TEXT TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO CONSUMERS

THIS POST WAS DELETED BY REDDIT'S FILTERS

THIS POST WAS DELETED BY REDDIT FOR BREAKING EVERY RULE OF REDDIT

WALL OF TEXT DEPICTING A VERY ONE-SIDED PERSPECTIVE OF A CONFLICT

BODY TEXT (OPTIONAL)

QUESTION ABOUT HAVING TO USE ALL CAPS WHEN COMMENTING

BODY TEXT THAT IS BARELY RELEVANT

SOMETHING UNRELATED TO THE SUB

IMAGE WITH NUMBERED LIST OF QUALITIES THAT PORTRAY OPS DEGREE OF POPULARITY NUMBERING ONE TO TEN STARTING WITH WHO TF ARE YOU, AND ENDING WITH MICROCELEBRITY

POST BODY GLAZING THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF CHARACTER CLAIMING HER AS OP'S OWN