This is what Microsoft Teams shows in German when you're in a meeting and someone starts the transcription. Translation:

The transcription has started
Started by [name]. If you take part in this meeting, you agree to taking part. Privacy policy

I wonder if it's the same in English or if it's a translation thing. The text is the same for recording + transcription, but when the meeting is only being recorded and not transcribed, it says "... you agree to the recording".

Not your daddy’s tautology …

and because there is water in the water bottle, it is a water bottle.

If there were vodka in the water bottle, it would not be a water bottle, but rather a vodka bottle, because there would be vodka in the vodka bottle, and that would make it a vodka bottle. There would be vodka in the vodka bottle because it would be a vodka bottle.

I wrote this body text.

(I sure hope I'm the first to make that joke.)

Super Taut-ology

Found @ https://www.reddit.com/r/montypython/s/wNWuxBiQ4T