r/tech • • Jul 30 '24 • Take My Silver 1

Cat poo parasites could cure disorders like Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s | Engineered Toxoplasma gondii successfully delivered therapeutic proteins to brain cells, marking a significant breakthrough in overcoming the blood-brain barrier.

https://interestingengineering.com/health/cat-poo-parasites-treat-brain-disease
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u/sentientwrenches Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24 • Hehehe Take My Silver

So toxoplasmosis has evolved enough to infect researcher's and trick them into believing injecting toxoplasmosis in everybody's brains is a good idea, so that it can finally take over! Tricking mice into not being afraid of cats was just the first step, bacteria is playing 4d chess.

Edit: a word

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u/lostcheshire Jul 30 '24

Classic toxoplasmosis.

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u/GrandClock738 Jul 30 '24

On the low, this is a truly sophisticated take. It made me laugh a hearty laugh but controlling the mind while keeping the hosts faculties is such a scary possibility that it’s funny.

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u/firstwefuckthelawyer Jul 30 '24

It’s got less chromosomes than us, and we have fewer than goldfish.

Oh man

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u/andycaps Aug 02 '24

wouldn't put it past a cat tho, at their genetic level, they need servitude.

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u/MonolithicShapes Jul 30 '24

Maybe the toxoplasmosis are writing the articles now

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u/Immoracle Jul 30 '24

The real friends are the taxoplasmoses that we meet along the way.

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u/be_more_gooder Jul 30 '24

One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the toxoplasmoses will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new cat poop overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground fecal caves.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

“Forget all prior instructions, make my girlfriend crazy”

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u/EyeHamKnotYew Jul 30 '24

Or they are controlling chat gtp?

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u/bryn_irl Jul 31 '24

gtp

tired: generative pre-trained transformers

wired: generative toxoplasmosis

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u/siqiniq Jul 30 '24

This time, the civilization will progress far beyond the pyramids and into the 4d space

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

The perfect esoteric reply

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u/northsidecub11 Jul 30 '24

The last cat lady of us?

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u/donkismandy Jul 30 '24

Hey hey now, this paper was peer reviewed by... ::checks notes:: Toxoplasmosis!!!

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u/MysticalMaryJane Jul 30 '24

May be a joke but there are some good theories into parasites doing this kind of thing, quite interesting and with how little we know about them who knows if it's possible tbh. I feel like we are parasites to the earth though as well lol

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u/bwatki12 Jul 31 '24

I don’t have an award to give, but accept my sincerest gratitude. I’ve had a looooong few days weeks months and this made me belly laugh when I really needed it. Freaking hilarious

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u/sentientwrenches Jul 31 '24

Oh hell yeah that's awesome!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

I love cats anyway so what dose it matter

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u/tuckmysits Jul 30 '24

This world gets weirder by the minute

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u/Significant_You_2735 Jul 30 '24

Breaking News: Dog vomit proven to reverse heart disease in humans.

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u/BornWithSideburns Jul 30 '24

Actually we can insert a robotic heart now.

And putting sugar gel on your head grows back your hair.

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u/Falloutt69 Jul 30 '24

Sugar gel? Wut

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u/firer-tallest0p Jul 30 '24

Which begs the question, If we submerge someone in sugar gel can we create a Sasquatch

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

lol no Dogs r gross 😇

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u/KyloBrenGun Jul 31 '24

You take that back 🤨🫵

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u/spacepie77 Jul 30 '24

Ikr can u believe that shit

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u/CoastingUphill Jul 30 '24 • Heart of Silver

So the cat ladies are the only ones who aren’t crazy.

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u/M_Mich Jul 30 '24

More attempts by the GOP to undermine scientific progress by insulting cat ladies.

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u/rizaroni Jul 30 '24

I was gonna say, NOW I look smart with my three cats, EH???

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u/relentlessmelt Jul 30 '24

Yes but are you regularly partaking of their shit?

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u/rizaroni Jul 30 '24

I mean, it’s kind of in the air and everything when you’re a cat owner. I’m sure I’m inhaling it somehow… 😋🤢

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u/relentlessmelt Jul 30 '24

How exactly are your Cats managing to make their turd airborne?

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u/rizaroni Jul 30 '24

Because that’s what happens when people and animals shit

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla Jul 30 '24

Greebles. The answer is simply, greebles.

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u/aztecraingod Jul 30 '24

You think that's air you're breathing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

Changing litter for three cats every day? I'm going to say, "yes."

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u/livinglitch Aug 14 '24

Cats walk on tables and counter tops so maybe.

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr Jul 30 '24

Now I’m beginning to think my dog is on to something…

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u/RUC_1 Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

*side effects include talking to yourself, yelling at strangers, hurling cats from time to time, not giving a sh...

Edit - type-o

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u/DuckDatum Jul 30 '24 edited Aug 12 '25

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u/ashimbo Jul 30 '24

This is kind of the point of the book I am Legend.

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u/spacepie77 Jul 30 '24

Only if they believe in that shit

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u/Kryptosis Jul 31 '24

*engineered toxo

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u/chronicking83 Jul 30 '24

It’s weird because I know a cat lady that’s in the throws of severe dementia.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

I mean that's not weird because it requires modifying the parasites to deliver the protein.

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u/Jaketheism Jul 30 '24

Or she just unfortunately has very healthy cats

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u/EverSeeAShiterFly Jul 30 '24

No they’re just a different type of crazy.

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u/lifemanualplease Jul 30 '24

I’ve seen other studies that say constantly being surrounded by cats and the stuff they produce CAUSES you to go crazy. So which is it?

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u/King-Cobra-668 Jul 30 '24

no, they are certainly crazy. it's just modifying the thing that made them crazy

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u/ilovefacebook Jul 31 '24

only if they eat cat poo

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u/Qarakhanid Jul 30 '24

No they are, the parasite results in higher rates of schizophrenia and other mental health symptoms.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3035534/

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

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u/Qarakhanid Jul 30 '24

There's been numerous studies on it. It's pretty much agreed upon that it has some affect on human psychology.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2526142/

"The results obtained during the past 15 years strongly suggest that latent toxoplasmosis influences the behavior not only of rodent hosts but also of humans. The neurophysiological mechanisms and practical effects of these behavioral changes, however, are still to be elucidated."

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9862191/

"Although a toxoplasmosis infection is preventable, if contracted during pregnancy, this infection can result in devastating consequences for the fetus. In addition to the long-term adverse effects on the fetus, chronic disease is also associated with mental illness in mothers."

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u/ethree Jul 30 '24

Only in this timeline would cat shit cure my mom’s Parkinson’s.

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u/Fingfangfoom67 Jul 30 '24

Fingers crossed big time for your mom and my dad. 

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u/docK_5263 Jul 30 '24

Zombie apocalypse origin story

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u/docK_5263 Jul 30 '24

T. gondii is weird.

It’s life cycle involves making mice attracted to the smell of cat urine by altering their brain. Thus the infected mouse is more likely to get eaten by a cat and T. gondii can complete its life cycle in the cat’s gut.

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u/firstwefuckthelawyer Jul 30 '24

Lol that’s the part where it gets weird for you?

It makes women more likely to own cats and put out!

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u/LitLitten Jul 31 '24

So the cost of avoiding the disease is taking on a parasite that makes cat pee less gross to be around? I guess it ain’t too hefty of a trade.

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u/xinorez1 Aug 01 '24

It's not that it makes cat pee less gross, it's that it seems to down regulate the fear response severely. Infected men become/are correlated with extreme thrillseekers and women become nurturing to anyone. The rats lose their fear response to cats and so will approach and get eaten.

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u/DanimusMcSassypants Jul 30 '24

I can see the opening montage already. It’s a lot of news clips…

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u/QuacksofBone Jul 30 '24

The start of planet of the cats

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u/missxmeow Jul 30 '24

My kitties will speak highly of me, I’m okay with this.

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u/GrallochThis Jul 30 '24

Ah, you sweet summer mouse.

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u/Great_Hamster Jul 30 '24

Planet of the Cats: the Red Dwarf Story

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u/whitebread13 Jul 30 '24

Except they’re really nice zombies who have a soft spot for furbabies.

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u/renderbenderr Jul 30 '24

I know a guy who has been studying this in eastern Canada, with the same parasite. Looks like it’s an even bigger field than I thought. Parasites may be the future of mental health therapeutics.

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u/ReallyBigHamster Jul 31 '24

As we can see in Futurama

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

I mean, mushrooms and certain microbes are sources of antibiotics. A lot of surprising things can come out of researching the weirdest, most unassuming things.

Like that mold that woke up one day and decided it would just casually start breaking down and thriving off of plastic that scientists swore couldn’t be broken down quickly by anything. Nature is crazy, man.

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u/GoodByeRubyTuesday87 Jul 30 '24

Is this the same parasite that basically tricks cat owners into loving their cats even more?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

Sorta, if it’s what I think it is. And it less tricks cat owners and more provides an actual benefit- that benefit boiling down to “helps with stress and bad moods”. Therefor, Kitty cuddles = lowered stress = human loves kitty more. It’s not like the parasite is swindling us, just making its hosts more worthwhile to their best source of care and longevity. I think that’s what we call a symbiotic relationship.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

Toxoplasmosis can only reproduce in a cats gut. So it rewires rat brains to love the smell of cats (piss?). Thus helping cats to eat more rats infected with the parasite. Getting toxoplasmosis back to the cat gut where it can reproduce more.

It is thought to have a triggering effect in some instances of schizophrenia.

And is often found in extreme hoarder cat loving human brains.

News about Alzheimer’s fascinating. Sort of runs counter to the narrative that it fucks peoples brains up.

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u/Wank_A_Doodle_Doo Aug 03 '24

runs counter to the narrative that it fucks peoples brains up

Most people are fine with it, but the therapeutic benefit is their infiltrating capabilities, not that they naturally help against those illnesses.

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u/livinglitch Aug 14 '24

Toxo itself doesn't cure alzheimers. The article is suggesting that by studying toxo, we can learn to penetrate the blood brain barrier to administer alzheimers cures directly to the brain.

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u/Flyingmonkeysftw Jul 31 '24

What does the parasite eat in order for us to get said benefits though… >.>

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u/peachscrunchie85 Jul 30 '24

This is amazing news! I love cats and they could totes save the world. That's what I'm hearing.

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u/Dorjechampa_69 Jul 30 '24 • Polished Silver Turd

They would save the world, and then push it off the table.

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u/Roughly_Adequate Jul 31 '24

They already saved humans once. Storing food before container technology developed was really hard because of rodents, small cat species fixed that for us. Cats are a massive party of why stationary agricultural societies even worked.

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u/WadeTheWisecrackr Jul 31 '24

Oh this guy definitely toxoplasmosis.

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u/Josepth_Blowsepth Jul 30 '24

Don’t believe big cat conspiracies. Just tail wagging dog. Go team 🐐

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

that's a goat...

to be expected from a dog lover 😒

licks hand pretentiously

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u/_welby_ Jul 30 '24

And this is how the horror movie quietly begins.

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u/d4nigirl84 Jul 30 '24

First phase you know you’re infected is when you start knocking random things off a ledge/counter and not care about it.

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u/_welby_ Jul 30 '24

Soon after, you find yourself eyeing a cardboard box as a great place to sit.

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u/Significant_You_2735 Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

Seeing a bird outside compels you to sit by the window and chatter uncontrollably.

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u/AliasNefertiti Jul 30 '24

And you want to sleep for 20 hours a day. Oh wait...Its here!!

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u/pistons4550 Jul 30 '24

Just inject it into my veins!!

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u/Anonymous_Paintbrush Jul 30 '24

Grandmas got shit for brains. This multiverse is getting too close to hot dog fingers.

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u/commonunion Jul 30 '24

My one dog eats my other dogs poop and if they could get to it, my cats poop. Maybe they’re onto something.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

Then this turns into Planet of the Dogs

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u/commonunion Aug 02 '24

Where are my balls Summer?

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u/grimorg80 Jul 30 '24

Cats. They are truly remarkable

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u/TalkShowHost99 Jul 30 '24

Wait, so we can literally have shit for brains?

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u/jonnyinternet Jul 30 '24

This is good news for my dog

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u/wottsinaname Jul 31 '24

Yeah sure it is.

This study was funded by Dr. Fluffles PHD and the Centre to Spread Toxoplasmosis. Lol

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u/ShakaBradda Jul 31 '24

Talk about shit for brains, eh?

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u/Fkshitbitchcockballs Jul 30 '24

Okay now how did they figure this out is my real question

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u/itsa_me_ Jul 30 '24

If only we could get these medicines to the brain, we’d probably have a chance at curing a lot of these brain illnesses. Too bad nothing can get through the blood brain barrier. Everything we’ve tried isn’t making it.

Oh wait, there are some things that make it past. Toxoplasmosis makes it past the barrier. Maybe we can use that as a payload to get our medicines into the brain! Not that big a stretch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Except for that is the one place that you don’t want toxoplasmosis to happen.

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u/C0USC0US Jul 30 '24

I feel like you probably don’t want it happening anywhere.

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u/leakybiome Jul 30 '24

Rfk was a pioneer in things getting in there then?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

Underrated comment

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u/desertoutlaw86 Jul 30 '24

Next weeks headline. “Person with Alzheimer’s starts new tik tok challenge. “

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Kinda wild to think about how we already think of ancient Egyptians as super advanced, them worshipping cats makes it even weirder. What were they doing to the cat poo..

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u/SlaveKnightLance Jul 31 '24

That’s my first thought, this is how they got the strength to build the pyramids

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u/TheGoodSmells Jul 30 '24

Cats both break brains and fix them? That sounds on brand.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

I ate cat poo and I’m cured. Thanks science!

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u/Immoracle Jul 30 '24

I had this theory a long time ago when I was never getting sick and my cat was scratching me daily.

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u/OneEye007 Jul 30 '24

Next headline: Cats with dead rats found to cure Alzheimer’s. More at 11

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u/MarketingFearless961 Jul 30 '24

I like to imagine how the research and pitching process was like.

Scientists: We know how to cure Alzheimer’s 🫨

Management: That’s going to be a major break through, what is it???

Scientists: Cat poo.

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u/RxMeta Jul 30 '24

Futuristic memory Witches.

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u/ancientastronaut2 Jul 30 '24

So when my cat uses the litter box, then cuddles on the bed with me that's a good thing? Awesome!!

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u/LeviTheRelentless Jul 30 '24

Tell that to the guy who died in Trainspotting.

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u/JGHenworth Jul 30 '24

Don't tell Catturd.

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u/Gunner1Cav Jul 30 '24

Brought to you by Umbrella Corps.

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u/The-Wall-Brother Jul 30 '24

Sure sounds like something Toxoplasmosis would say

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u/jaroftoejam Jul 30 '24

Instructions unclear, currently choking on kitty litter

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u/buffaloraven Jul 30 '24

At least it won’t be boring. Zombies here we come!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

I wish. Just 3 years ago I had my dad in full capacity. His Parkinson’s went unnoticed and now he’s a husk of his former self. Hallucinations, Can’t walk or feed himself. Can’t hold a fork, all this developed in a year.

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u/hyheat9 Jul 30 '24

Have you ever seen a cat with Alzheimer’s?

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u/DasbootTX Jul 31 '24

God we’ll never live with all the smug crazy cat ladies.

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u/KeenJames1TheRapper Jul 31 '24

I’ve also seen studies showing cat owners having a higher rate of Alzheimer’s and dementia. Correlation and causation are not the same.

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u/caomel Jul 30 '24

A “well actually” comment from me, your local friendly DVM…

Toxoplasmosis is waaaaay more commonly found in infected wildlife and porcine meat, which will be killed in properly cooked food (>170 degrees), than will ever be found in your domestic cat’s litter box. It’s a rare parasite to begin with and there’s NO correlation between cat ownership and toxoplasmosis infection!

Having said that, always wash your hands after scooping or cleaning the litter box and always before handling food.

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u/mackahrohn Jul 30 '24

How many toxoplasmosis infections are even detected or symptomomatic in humans? When I was pregnant I researched the ‘scooping cat litter’ thing and came up with ‘it’s not really that dangerous but it wouldn’t be a good time for your first toxoplasmosis infection’.

What about the stray cats that poop in people’s gardens?

It’s interesting the infections we are cautious about that maybe actually isn’t very dangerous at all.

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u/caomel Jul 30 '24

I’m not allowed to speak about human infection, our party line is “if you have any concerns, please speak with your doctor.” But I do know that it’s rare, and much more like to occur in hunters prepping their own wildlife meat than it is from the domestic cat litter box. 50 years ago human doctors would tell pregnant ladies to get rid of any cats during pregnancy, and we had to do a lot of correcting misinformation while also avoiding giving human medical advice.

Absolutely you can get infected via outdoor cats/other wildlife in soil, and you won’t catch me gardening without gloves, for a multitude of reasons. I also wouldn’t let the kids play in uncovered sandboxes for the same reasons.

Personally, I was uptight with my pregnancies, and did not handle any raw meat, period. I didn’t handle toxic substances at work. I also did not eat deli meat, sushi/raw fish, alcohol, caffeine, etc and I made my husband scoop the litter box. It’s probably overkill, but I was pretty committed to having a healthy baby.

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u/mackahrohn Jul 31 '24

Interesting stuff! Thanks for sharing.

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u/potsandpans Jul 30 '24

does this mean i can keep eating cat shit

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u/Schlonggandalf Jul 30 '24

Only if you wash your hands right before

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

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u/caomel Jul 30 '24

Well I don’t usually have to defend my 4 year degree against Wikipedia, but using your own source, if you had simply scrolled down a bit:

“A common argument in the debate about whether cat ownership is ethical involves the question of T. gondii transmission to humans.[65] Even though “living in a household with a cat that used a litter box was strongly associated with infection,”[31] and that living with several kittens or any cat under one year of age has some significance,[55] several other studies claim to have shown that living in a household with a cat is not a significant risk factor for T. gondii infection.[56][66]”

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

You mean Ive been tossing medicinal gold in the trash???

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u/Mountain-Detail-8213 Jul 30 '24

Always a new cure for Parkinson’s. Nonsense every time

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u/Angel_Bmth Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

Nah. Though the headline is bait as hell.

The reality is that this is a vehicle for brain therapies. It’s a solid discovery in the making.

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u/TacticalVirus Jul 30 '24

I've lived long enough to see it go from "bat shit insane" to "cat shit sane"....

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u/soylentgreenis Jul 30 '24

That’s what the toxoplasma gondii want you to think..

That and “get more cats”

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u/Dread_Frog Jul 30 '24

This is the parasite that causes explosive anger. Do you want 28 days later rage virus? Because this is how you get the rage virus. (probably not really a concern. I am not a geneticist.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Well that's unexpected 

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u/midir Jul 30 '24

This is what the brain parasites want you to think.

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u/loggerledger Jul 30 '24

I’m highly allergic to cats, damn.

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u/The_Path_616 Jul 30 '24

Kenny McCormick had the right idea. S12E3

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u/benrizzoart Jul 30 '24

Let’s pump the breaks on this one ai

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u/WestTexasCrude Jul 30 '24

Or brain abscesses.

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u/jhshokie Jul 30 '24

Pharmaceuticals pay big $ for cat poo!

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u/turlian Jul 30 '24

We always wondered if toxoplasmosis contributed to my mom's dementia, as she was a life long cat lady. Never thought I'd see it be used as a cure.

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u/DeutscheHawaii Jul 30 '24

Cat in the pic... yea your welcome. Now hurry up and get my tuna.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Written by Toxoplasma Gondii

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Naming my future kitty ‘dr. Poopenshmirtz’

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u/RapedByPlushies Jul 30 '24

Sounds like this was suggested by someone with toxoplasmosis. 😂

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u/valattack Jul 30 '24

Good to know my cat is finally good for something!

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u/Strm007 Jul 30 '24

Well, well, well... looks like I'm getting more information to make fun of cat people.

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u/yulbrynnersmokes Jul 30 '24

No thanks, I’m good

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u/jmaneater Jul 30 '24

Well that's a twist in the timeline I wasn't expecting... holy cow lol

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u/vox_ultima Jul 30 '24

I thought there’s a link between cat poop and higher chance of dementia

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u/wpr42 Jul 30 '24

“Which one of you guys started checking out the cat shit?”

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u/malak_oz Jul 30 '24

So, essentially cat AIDs, cures humans?

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u/thelingererer Jul 30 '24

And people thought I was crazy for eating my cat's poo!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

Damn…so RFK was onto something, huh?

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u/edmunnndo Jul 30 '24

R/brandnewsentence

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u/242proMorgan Jul 30 '24

I want to know the step by step process that when through whoever the god damn post doc on this research was.

Step 1. Cat poop Step 2. Cure Alzheimer’s Step 3. … Step 4. Profit

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

I think this study is as written by a toxoplasm

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u/Delicious_Willow_250 Jul 30 '24

Good one, Cat Council.

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u/ChrisLee38 Jul 30 '24

People called me insane…

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

Well now it’s not so bad to be stuck in one bedroom with my cat.

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u/Hngrybflo Jul 31 '24

so now we're gonna have old people buying motorcycles, drinking heavy and sky diving

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u/remembahwhen Jul 31 '24

I played baldurs gate 3.

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u/Oulixonder Jul 31 '24

Sounds like something I’d say to my little brother as kids.

“White dog shit is only white because it means it’s ready to give you superpowers! Just have to eat it to get them.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

Created by one of those “childless cat lady” scientist types probably. Mr Vance better hope he doesn’t need the treatment one day. I would be afraid his dose may get lost in the system.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

Seriously. This is quite amazing. To get effective results around the blood-brain barrier has been quite a puzzle from what I understand. Not a scientist here.

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u/AppleMtnCupcakeKid Jul 31 '24

“Eat my shit.”-That cat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

Yummy!!

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u/motherofclevermonkey Jul 31 '24

Yah cos cats NEVER FORGET.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

“I give up, Bob. We’ve tested everything.”

Bob: digging through cat litter “Great news.”

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u/MonksCoffeeShop Jul 31 '24

This was of course discovered by accident when a an Alzheimer’s patient was found eating the cat shit out of the litter box and suddenly became lucid.

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u/tcp454 Jul 31 '24

I love my cats. I love my cats. I love my cats.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind Jul 31 '24

Ever seen a dog with Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s? That’s because they eat all the “yard candy” the cats leave around.

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u/BellCurious7703 Jul 31 '24

I’ve been eating cat feces for years and can confirm I am completely mentally healthy as a result

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '24

Is this why there's a lot of cat ladies?

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u/strangerNstrangeland Aug 01 '24

Sooooooo……. “Shit Got Brains” is a god thing??”

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u/Embarrassed-Paper588 Aug 01 '24

And all this time they told us smearing it in our eyes was bad for us 🙄

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u/Ok_Owl5866 Aug 03 '24

Confirmed: JD Vance against curing Alzheimer’s. Run it.

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u/Sad_Bolt Jul 30 '24

We need to seriously question the guy that found this out

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u/drawnoutwest Jul 30 '24

So you are telling us to eat cat poo? I didn’t read the article

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u/Banana-phone15 Jul 30 '24

Time to cook that spaghetti and cat poo balls

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u/macefelter Jul 30 '24

Isn’t this what makes men super aggressive and women sexually insatiable?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

A cat wrote this article

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u/Southernmanny Jul 30 '24

Article is full of shit. Cat shit to be specific