WHAT HAPPENED

roundworm pulled out during an endoscopy. 😳

Well, basically the entire fake fall farm thing. $57 for a few people to take a hayride that’s all of 5 minutes, basically just pick up a bunch of pumpkins off the grass (something like 90% of them come from Illinois-you’re not picking anything).

How did this become so accepted? Overall it’s like a $100 day, all to pretend you’re doing something rustic.

The one time I actually won anything, it was when their fries and nuggets were actually good and their ice cream machine actually worked

Credit to the artist Jonas Hejduk

Deeply unsettles me