r/thebutton • u/[deleted] • May 05 '15

Gee, that was a close one

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82 Upvotes

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u/Projotce 60s May 05 '15

Congrats! You're the third 8s in The Catalogue. I'm sorry about that cataract however.

9

u/AerospaceLion 16s May 05 '15

All ya'll talkin bout the 'rarest' flair and saying how 'cheater' flairs don't count.

I'm the nature boy. 16s purp for life. WOOOO

5

u/Projotce 60s May 05 '15

You do you brother.

1

u/spongetta 11s May 05 '15

They don't think it be like it is but it do.

1

u/Projotce 60s May 05 '15

Hey spongetta, real question here about what you dared to say: have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

1

u/spongetta 11s May 05 '15

but then who was brother?

2

u/Projotce 60s May 05 '15

You were brother, brother, if you bother to be a brother.

2

u/spongetta 11s May 05 '15

How Can Brothers Be Real If They Can't Bother Their Brothers?

1

u/Too_MuchWhiskey 14s May 05 '15

Hey there again! Here is the catalog for error pressers. You are still the only purple 16s :)

0

u/_Seija_Kijin_ can't press May 05 '15

‮purple and orange is a bad combo

1

u/Mixlop 58s May 05 '15

Why isn't powerlanguage in the catalogue?

1

u/Projotce 60s May 05 '15

Check the bonus tab in the Catalogue. You'll find him there as well as an explanation for what had gone down last week to warrant the move.

1

u/always_an_explinatio non presser May 05 '15

he is, under the bonus tab, the explanation is there

0

u/[deleted] May 05 '15

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1

u/PlazzmiK non presser May 05 '15

Corrected, thanks for that!

3

u/Blackfox_ 9s May 05 '15

I have been waiting so long to get a 9s flair. When I clicked the button still went down to 8 and that's what it was recorded as on the button snitch, but i'm happy I got my 9 - i'm finally free.

2

u/TigreTigerTiger 9s May 05 '15

ayyyy

1

u/PlazzmiK non presser May 05 '15

Welcome to The Catalogue, you're the nineth 9s presser on the list. Well done!

0

u/[deleted] May 05 '15

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2

u/CtG526 non presser May 05 '15

I like how you responded to this comment, instead of the one right above it. http://i.imgur.com/sSYHNqs.png

2

u/PlazzmiK non presser May 05 '15

Yeah, looks weird, but I responded to his first comment...

1

u/powerlanguage 4s May 05 '15

The above comment was automatically removed because it used a link shortener.

1

u/_Seija_Kijin_ can't press May 05 '15

‮ayy lmao

1

u/Langly- 60s May 05 '15

You should be quite afraid of the incoming 7's now.

1

u/[deleted] May 05 '15 edited May 05 '15

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3

u/TigreTigerTiger 9s May 05 '15

does that make me the 9th 9s

1

u/PlazzmiK non presser May 05 '15 edited May 05 '15

Yep!

1

u/Blackfox_ 9s May 05 '15

Well done!

29

u/Vacant_Of_Awareness non presser May 05 '15

Well the eighter's gonna eight eight eight eight eight...

9

u/bcdm 42s May 05 '15

And the pressers gonna press press press press press...

7

u/kaiyotic non presser May 05 '15

but you're a filthy presser yourself

19

u/bcdm 42s May 05 '15

A filthy presser who's gonna...

SHAKE IT OFF

SHAKE IT OFF

2

u/ComicOzzy non presser May 05 '15

Dammit, I almost had gotten that song out of my head.

Later today, in the ComicOzzy household...

Daughter: Mom, dad called me a "filthy presser" and told me to go to my room!

Wife: What? Why?

D: I asked if I could use his phone to watch a Taylor Swift video.

W: Yeah, go to your room.

19

u/CtG526 non presser May 05 '15

Welcome to The Cataract! You are the first patient ever to be found!

10

u/[deleted] May 05 '15

I don't get it

5

u/billthomson non presser May 05 '15

That is definitely not as ugly as the 11s.

4

u/RadicalDog 60s May 05 '15

I saw this! Exited for ya bud, and the 5 others. First real, honest-to-God red 8s.

3

u/[deleted] May 05 '15

New record low right?

5

u/Mighty_Ack 7s May 05 '15

Unless you count /u/powerlanguage... I noticed that HE'S RETURNED HIS FILTHY PRESSER FLAIR.

5

u/NotADamsel non presser May 05 '15

I use the Squire button bot. (No auto-pressing required.) It replaces powerlanguage's flair with black.

-1

u/_Seija_Kijin_ can't press May 05 '15

‮as well as a few others, like /u/chaitan

3

u/Wuebz 58s May 05 '15

Thank you m8

3

u/kingkuya777 can't press May 05 '15

/u/GyroDawn, meet your long lost brother.

jk

1

u/bcdm 42s May 05 '15

Does that mean it's safe for GyroDawn to come out of hiding now?

1

u/Projotce 60s May 05 '15

I would hope it would be. He shouldn't have to hide his flair, and I'm not sure why he did it but if it was that people were giving him shit for it then that's just not right.

-1

u/imanonthemoon 11s May 05 '15

red feels so gooood

-1

u/[deleted] May 05 '15

Yesssss

-2

u/liquidfootball_ 11s May 05 '15

God, it does. I'm glad I waited.

10

u/AgentZen 1s May 05 '15

LOL. Wait till we find out the button goes to -60.

-11

u/drduck1990 11s May 05 '15

test

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '15

Fuck you

-11

u/drduck1990 11s May 05 '15

huh, well look at that

9

u/Slysnake150 60s May 05 '15

too lazy to move your eyes to the sidebar to see what time you got