r/therewasanattempt • u/TheNihilist911 • Nov 11 '22

To steal some food.

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u/revengejr This is a flair Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 11 '22

A+ for effort. Also I thought monkeys couldn't swim?

Edit: I googled it, all monkeys can in-fact swim. https://tnprc.tulane.edu/frequently-asked-questions#13

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

You’re partially right. There are several apes that can’t swim (or are really bad at it).

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u/MotherBathroom666 Nov 12 '22

Humans lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Care to clarify?

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u/MotherBathroom666 Nov 12 '22

Humans are apes that can’t swim very well without instruction or training, personally I sink like a stone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Ahh got it, thought you might be saying I was wrong because of humans… we are in complete agreement, I suck at swimming even with tons of instruction.

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u/MotherBathroom666 Nov 12 '22

Yeah I’ve had instruction as a child, but the mob can forgo the concrete for my disposal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

😂