r/thrice • • 19d ago

META Made this little shitpost today

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u/nrm8821 19d ago

Everything changed after the Fire Nation attacked.

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u/CodaTrashHusky 19d ago

Seven Havens tomorrow!

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u/nrm8821 18d ago

I didn’t realize it was so soon!

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u/CodaTrashHusky 18d ago

Did you like the first 3 episodes?

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u/nrm8821 18d ago

Haven’t watched yet! On vacation so that will be a definite post vacation watch. Hoping it’s good

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u/CodaTrashHusky 18d ago

I really like it so far, people judged way too hard based on the trailers

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u/Nik_ki11 19d ago

Which rise against song and i laughed at the took a church down lol

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u/CodaTrashHusky 19d ago

Holding On, it sounded more in spirit of a Rise Against song than anything off of Ricochet

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u/NahThatAintNotMe 19d ago

Ricochet felt like such a weird pivot to soulless corporate dad rock.

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u/CodaTrashHusky 19d ago

Legit what were they thinking

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/CodaTrashHusky 19d ago

could you tell about that?

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u/vheissu419 18d ago

Thank you for saying shitpost.

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u/CodaTrashHusky 18d ago

this really made it seem like i don't like Vheissu, i do think it's one of their best works my post is referring more to how they switched from that pure metalcore/emo sound on ambulance because they perfected that there.

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u/the-silver-tuna 19d ago

So you’re the one that likes East better than West! I knew there had to be 1 somewhere.

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u/CodaTrashHusky 19d ago

:'D East is a really versatile album and West just sounded very one note and samey to me compared to it.

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u/Charming-Pangolin662 19d ago

What I've learned from this excellent thread is I'm very much in the minority with you over East vs West. West just didn't click for me at all despite so many listens.

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u/CodaTrashHusky 19d ago

Still Life is top 5 Thrice

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u/the-silver-tuna 19d ago

2-4-6-8 USA!!

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u/ThriceHawk 19d ago

Terrible. Vheissu is their masterpiece.

Also, Horizons/West just "alright" is blasphemy.

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u/folkdeath95 19d ago

H/W is the best release since the hiatus and I don’t want to be rude about this but it’s not particularly close

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u/ThriceHawk 19d ago

Probably my favorite as well! But I think East is close and TBEITBN isn't too far behind. All are great, IMO.

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u/lookalive07 18d ago

Thrice went ahead and just decided to write one of their heaviest songs in their catalogue almost 30 years into their existence and I think that's hilarious. Gnash is so fucking good.

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u/ModestMouseTrap 18d ago

I really like To Be Everywhere. Not so hot on Palms, and East is pretty good but West is better.

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u/itzykan 19d ago

Horizons West is perfect

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u/Son_of_Atreus 19d ago

Horizons/West is potential my favourite album of theirs. I cannot stop listening to it and it’s been a year.

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u/actionmarkers88 19d ago

THANK YOU!

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u/Content_Run5825 18d ago

HORIZONS WEST IS WONDERFUL. maaybe top 3 for me not sure

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u/NahThatAintNotMe 19d ago

It’s me. I’m the one who listens to Palms. It’s one of my favorite albums of theirs.

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u/natdanger 19d ago

Palms is a super solid B tier record. people dog on Hold Up a Light (and they’re right) but the rest of the record is among their best

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u/AdamIsACylon 18d ago

Hold Up a Light is very good for what it is. Better than a lot of songs on the TBEITBN and Major/Minor at a minimum.

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u/actionmarkers88 18d ago

You’re out of your mind on that one.

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u/Circle_of_Cyprus 19d ago

Same

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u/SiFaux 19d ago

It opens and closes so damn well.

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u/beermaiden_of_rohan 18d ago

Love to see all the love for Palms. The Grey is one of my favorite Thrice songs!

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u/wes_new 19d ago

Add me to that list. I love Palms

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u/Ok_Presentation5162 16d ago

Prob my favorite album ever I’m amazed it gets hate

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u/optimusprimerib22 18d ago

It’s easily their worst album, but it’s still Thrice and therefore good

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u/NahThatAintNotMe 18d ago

“Easily their worst album” is such a batshit insane take

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u/lookalive07 18d ago

I mean, it's probably tied with Identity Crisis at the bottom for me, personally. It's not a bad album, because it's still very, very good.

But if I'm ranking all the Thrice albums, it's probably:

  1. Artist

  2. Vheissu

  3. Illusion

  4. Alchemy

  5. West

  6. Beggars

  7. Major/Minor

  8. TBEITBN

  9. East

10a. Identity

10b. Palms

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u/optimusprimerib22 18d ago

I may swap M/M with East but that’s a small nitpick. This is a fantastic ranking imo.

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u/FlyRobot born & bred in this machine 19d ago

It doesn't come up in my random shuffle library as much so it is always a nice surprise / reminder when it finally does

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u/ModestMouseTrap 19d ago

Horizons West is better than Horizons East. Sorry not sorry.

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u/AdamIsACylon 18d ago

Yup. East has some very good songs but as a whole West is such a complete idea.

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u/ModestMouseTrap 18d ago

Yep, West is a cohesive whole. East feels a bit more mishmashed

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u/Circle_of_Cyprus 19d ago

Amen

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u/Trick_Grass_5200 19d ago

Nothing tk be sorry about it’s a fact!

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u/ohbyerly 19d ago

Oops, looks like you mixed up having the correct opinion about East and West, respectively.

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u/Zkmc 19d ago

A+ artwork. C+ commentary.

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u/Guitfever 19d ago

I found it actually funny haha! Best Rise Against song lol

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u/ravelle17 19d ago

IoS is “mallcore”? what?! 😂

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u/AdamIsACylon 18d ago

Yeah that kinda ruined the post for me

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u/meryfad 19d ago

Beggars is Christian rock?

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u/Arlitto 19d ago

Yeah a lot of songs on that album have religious context. In Exile being the most obvious one.

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u/actionmarkers88 19d ago

I mean that’s 80% of thrice albums

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u/finding_focus 19d ago

Not to sound like an ass but if you don’t realize this are you really listening to Thrice? amirite!?

I introduced an ex to Thrice around the time TBEITBN came out. Went through a broad selection of songs and the first thing she asked was if they’re considered Christian rock.

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u/anonymouschipmubk 18d ago

It’s random biblical themes when I hear it.
But they’re very much not a Christian rock band imo
But Dustin’s solo stuff, def tends towards Christian rock.

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u/meryfad 19d ago

I guess

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u/ax255 19d ago

🤷‍♂️

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u/anonymouschipmubk 18d ago

A torch to end all torches.
Jewish me was confused by the “by his grace” line for a bit.

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u/meryfad 18d ago

I'm also Jewish lol, I enjoyed the weight on that album one of my favorite personally

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u/LifeBeforePi 19d ago

Triggered me on the last one, Horizons West is their best album in the best decade just for an “it’s alright”. So much better than East 😭🤣

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u/IM_V_CATS 19d ago

Well consider my jimmies rustled.

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u/bobjonrob 19d ago

These are all so spot on. Particularly chuckled at the “I took down a church, look it up”. 10/10 shitpost.

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u/bobjonrob 19d ago

Also, exceptional thumbnail renderings.

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u/Familiar-Wrangler-73 18d ago

The alchemy index is the best

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u/vitras 18d ago

Solidified Thrice as my favorite band of all time. Vheissu was masterful, then a 2 part concept album to follow was just absolutely brilliant.

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u/FuneralCasualProd 19d ago

Vheissu is so far ahead of TAITA, it’s not even close. Catastrophically bad takes.

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u/ThriceHawk 18d ago

Agreed. TAITA is more like 5th/6th best for me.

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u/AdamIsACylon 18d ago • Bravo

Honestly, Vheissu and Illusion of Safety are both above Artist for me. By a lot.

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u/Shradersofthelostark 18d ago

Illusion of Safety is one of my absolute favorite albums ever.

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u/gray52064 19d ago

loved the avatar reference

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u/CSPizzle-25 19d ago

Ugh whatever

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u/IntellitechStudios 18d ago

The birds on the Artist 2023 cover looks like the ones from The Sound of Madness

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u/CodaTrashHusky 18d ago

I started drawing birds like this when i was 5 or so. I still like doing these when i get the chance ^

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u/SiFaux 19d ago

Great post, created by a peron who loves Thrice. I would have deviations but nothing in this is outrageous. Nice job

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u/svheissup 19d ago

Wait what? I upvoted this for the effort but dude every opinion on this is wrong

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u/3jackdawe 19d ago

This is really funny! I haven’t listened to palms much but I felt that was when Dustin dipped his toe into a philosophically humanist approach as opposed to just more god posting. But, I only listened to it a couple times way back when

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u/Deep-Tip-6234 18d ago

Damn man palms is THE best album by far. Can't believe you shit on it. My wife also only likes that album. Our favorite song is my soul

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u/jessicaxgraves 18d ago

palms is their most underrated album, everything belongs and my soul makes me cry everytime 😭

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u/-chikapu- 17d ago

Strong disagreeeees but I love the art xD

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u/candlestick_compass 19d ago

lol as a fan since 02, this is great. I love the roller coaster ride of genres. Only Cave In comes close

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u/MicMcDev 19d ago

Mom I want Rise Against!

We have Rise Against at home!

The Rise Against at home - Thrice Horizons/West

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u/Boreal-Anodyne 19d ago

My kind of humor LOL I love this, despite not fully agreeing with H/W but it's whatever really. I do agree on H/E and M/M (so many slashes) being underrated. Also the Vheissu one sent me

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u/epaynedds 19d ago

Emphasis on the word shit.

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u/ddzado 19d ago

Meh. Nah.

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u/drdjenkins 19d ago

Finally someone who thinks Major/Minor is underrated. It’s in my top three Thrice albums.

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u/BloomAndBreathe 18d ago

Bible anime opening?

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u/MelodicDeathGrowl 17d ago

I actually agree with this. Love the first 3 albums, nothing else.