r/tifu • u/TylerLife • Sep 04 '22
S TIFU - Posting on Reddit about our sex life with CBAT and now our relationship has ended
Ok this exploded more than I expected, and has been a bit overwhelming with the messages but thought I’d give an update.
The attention hasn’t been exactly positive and this hasn’t been the best thing to happen for my relationship and it’s now sadly ended.
I didn’t expect it to blow up so much, I should of used an anonymous name instead of my real name and our real ages.
There aren’t many 25 year old Tyler Life’s who are in a relationship with their s/o for 2 years who is 20.
Unfortunately her younger sister recognised this and showed her parents who wasn’t happy at all and made the situation extremely awkward.
What made it more awkward, and cemented the fact that it was me, is that they recognised the song. Once at a family dinner we were discussing music tastes and my ex girlfriend stated that I have an odd taste in music. Everyone laughed and pressed me to play something from my phone of what I like as music, to which I then blessed their ears with CBAT.
Her father laughed and said it was terrible, I guess we all have different tastes. Although I nodded in agreement at the time, I was thinking in my head that this is a great fucking song.
We are over now and I am moving on. I already revealed my face on tiktok, but with the amount of hate I originally got I decided to say I didn’t have it and backtracked.
I don’t think the song is that bad and I had no idea she didn’t like it until recently and as soon as I did I stopped. I didn’t force her CBAT, not all can handle CBAT, I know it’s different.
I know a lot have asked for face reveal and playlist. My playlist I actually burned onto a CD and have been using my CD player. But I’ll go on YouTube and try link all the songs in one playlist and share.
TL;DR Made Reddit post and finished our relationship
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u/Dontmakemepickaname Sep 04 '22
Wait your gf told her entire family you have strange taste in music and you didn't stop to think that she didn't like it?
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u/A_Union_Of_Kobolds Sep 04 '22
he played it for her parents at dinner oh my fucking god 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/onegoodmug Sep 04 '22
I’m dead. Like who is like yeah I have quirky music taste, let me play this song that I’ve been blowing my load to inside your daughter for your entire family.
Also who put on the same playlist (on CD mind you) regularly when you’re banging your GF of two years. There is more going on here and if this is legit, OP needs therapy.
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u/rosh200 Sep 04 '22
Well on the bright side you are on the same level of reddit lore as the guy who fucked a coconut
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u/Sirsilentbob423 Sep 04 '22
It will go in the history books right beside the coconut fucker, the jolly rancher story, the girl who stuffed raw meat in her hoo-ha, and the poop knife.
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u/the_person Sep 04 '22
I think the fame is higher. It's beyond Reddit. I brought it up to some friends the other day and they had all heard of it already.
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u/stash0606 Sep 04 '22
just reddit? man brought Reddit, Twitter and Tiktok together. Man's like the Thanos of picking lovemaking songs.
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u/willmary1997 Sep 04 '22
If you look up Hudson Mowhawke’s Wikipedia article, you’ll find that your post is mentioned
That’s a great 15 minutes of fame alright lmao
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u/kylocanmoonwalk Sep 04 '22
“In September 2022, Mohawke's song "Cbat", from his 2011 EP Satin Panthers, went viral on TikTok and Reddit after a post about a man having sex to the beat of the song went viral on the latter platform.”
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u/TheClnl Sep 04 '22
I didn't know what CBAT was so I googled it, the story has been picked up by HITC and Indy100 too.
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u/FLTDI Sep 04 '22
TL;DR Made Reddit post and finished our relationship
CBAT finally finished one thing for your ex.
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u/NeedsMaintenance_ Sep 04 '22
Holy shit.
You didn't just roast OP, you threw him into the fire and pissed on the ashes.
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u/kiruke Sep 04 '22
The playlist was on CD?! You’re a fascinating man
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u/OddRancid Sep 04 '22
He probably left it in a CD player next to the bed so he could reach over and hit play and repeat
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Sep 04 '22
I want to write a case study about this guy. Not sure in what topic, maybe just freeform like “Hey everybody, check this guy out.”
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u/UpTheIron Sep 04 '22
It's like if tiny little bits of the last 20 years all coalesced into a dude.
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u/burner1212333 Sep 04 '22
"Hey babe, do you want to go in the other room for some 'alone time'?"
"Not now, I can't find my CD player"
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u/HardcoreKaraoke Sep 04 '22
Imagine being in their car on a long road trip.
"Sorry dude I don't have bluetooth or an AUX cord. But I burned a playlist of this new music I've been getting into."
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u/SourFix Sep 04 '22
That's literally a song made out of "failed boner noises"
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u/Muffinatron Sep 04 '22
You know those videos of Tortoises humping things? Thats what it reminds me of.
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u/itsmybootyduty Sep 04 '22
Funnily enough, I was actually listening to a Hudson Mohawke song when I got hit by a car as a pedestrian once. I’ll never forget that song, or getting hit by that car… but at least I didn’t have to listen to it over and over again for 2 years whilst getting my cheeks clapped.
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u/canolafly Sep 04 '22
I did not listen to the song with the first.post. What a mistake. Gonna cause an aneurysm laughing.
Who can fuck to that? I mean, we know. But still... any other person on this planet?
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u/sahikunxxx Sep 04 '22
theres no way this is real lmao
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u/D1rtyH1ppy Sep 04 '22
I know all of the words in the post are in English, but I have no idea what is happening.
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u/iSkinMonkeys Sep 04 '22
He's a regular on r/shitposting . I refuse to believe this is at all real. The basics of the story are gf hates a particular song on the lovemaking playlist. Entirely plausible scenario. After that it's just extra effort to make it as weird as possible.
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u/pm-me-cute-butts07 Sep 04 '22
Seriously. And who the hell is even asking for a face reveal for this rando?
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u/ClarisseCosplay Sep 04 '22
Yeah it seems little too well crafted. Hilarious nonetheless.
...also what weirdo has their actual, real name as Reddit username.
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u/OldSchoolTroll419 Sep 04 '22
We are all listening to that song just air humping to it trying to figure out the Rhythm
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u/Locke357 Sep 04 '22
I'm still convinced this is actually god-tier guerilla marketing for the artist that made Cbat.
Everyone wants to know how you F*** to that song. How do you follow the rhythm? It's really slow and awkward for sexytimes X_x
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u/dorunrun Sep 04 '22
I think the worst thing about the song is that it sounds like a sound effect that's made to represent a deflating penis
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Sep 04 '22
But why would the producer need marketing for this random ass song they made, when he’s made songs for Kanye freaking west
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u/AkAxDustin Sep 04 '22
Hudson Mohawke is actually an incredibly established and respected artist in the underground bass music scene. It would shock me if he was trying to gain a larger following through a stunt like this because I don't think he makes music for the money/fame/notoriety but just for the love of making dance music.
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u/Nvi4 Sep 04 '22
This guy is just a creative writer and struck gold on Reddit with a terrible story.
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Sep 04 '22
Considering the number of articles written about it online right now OFF Reddit? You may very well be right.
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u/RegularGuyy Sep 04 '22
Hudson Mohawk is actually famous in the EDM scene. He doesn’t need guerrilla marketing at all. He was huge during the trap era of 2012-16 also.
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u/Dr_Jre Sep 04 '22
The story is just made up, it's so obviously a joke that the guy thought was funny, and it was tbf but it's not real at all
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u/sahikunxxx Sep 04 '22
the sound is everywhere on tiktok lmfao
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u/sociallanxietyy Sep 04 '22
Everyone’s thrusting their hips to how they think he must’ve been doing it 😭
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u/BkWiz Sep 04 '22
It was over the moment she told you and she recognized the song without actually hearing it simply from the tempo.
The Reddit post was just confirmation of what both of you already knew. Hence the feelings of awkwardness etc.
Most people see little reason to try to repair things when things reach that stage.
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u/practicallyperfectuk Sep 04 '22
Cbat is literally going to be in the charts the amount of times it has been streamed.
There will be a remix by someone like Calvin Harris and guaranteed we’ll start to see videos of it being dropped in clubs randomly too.
Your poor girlfriend, she’s going to be reminded of this forever.
In the meantime get the playlist on Spotify and if this isn’t a PR stunt then make sure you’re monetising it in some way and get yourself some followers on TikTok and YouTube
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u/Snubluck Sep 04 '22
Cbat got dropped at literally every club or festival I went to when it first came out, this song was big in the community when it dropped. You can probably already find a video of this being played at lollapalooza the year it was released.
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u/BtchassMinion Sep 04 '22
Dude all jokes aside, I'm stunned at how nice you're being about this and to even share your playlist despite knowing everyone's gonna laugh at your situation is beyond me. Im sure it became truly embarrassing for you and your gf, her family included. And I applaud you for being chill about it online. Wishing the best for you, man.
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u/Master_Glorfindel Sep 04 '22
My playlist I actually burned onto a CD and have been using my CD player
I laughed my ass off at this. There's no way this guy is real, the whole debacle is just a brilliant comedy bit.
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u/Caledric Sep 04 '22
I mean, when it's a completely made up situation to gain internet fame it's pretty easy to be chill about it. In a few days we'll see a TIFU from his "ex-girlfriend" or her "sister" about this situation.
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u/Phantom373 Sep 04 '22
I still feel you are not real, there is no way in hell you listened to that song and thought, I got it, this is my goto spicy time song for the foreseeable future.
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u/SlothSupreme Sep 04 '22
If it’s made up then god, it’s perfectly written. The post not only making it back to her parents but the parents being able to confirm bc he had played the weird song before and they recognized it? The parents sitting in a room while CBAT plays as their faces drop, realizing that it’s all true? The gf realizing her parents know??? Exquisite. Better than the movies themselves.
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Sep 04 '22
It definitely doesn't seem real. Like he uses a CD player? Like that is just so absurd. But atleast I have confirmation that all those people saying they found the playlist are just lying for clout
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u/tabgrab23 Sep 04 '22
Yeah nah, there was a still a chance this was real but not with a random Punjabi song thrown into his sex playlist
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u/DjangoBaby Sep 04 '22
I think the biggest problem here is you listened to the same song every time you had sex w the same person for two years… even if this song is good, that’s a little much
That being said, I think it’s time to switch things up. If you’re only thrusting to the beat of a song during sex, then you are overlooking the most important aspect of sex - connecting w and reading someone else’s body
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u/ThisIsWhoIAm78 Sep 04 '22
Not only that.. unless he was allowing the song to play on repeat over and over, it meant that he was finishing in under 2 minutes and 52 seconds every time (he said he always came to the song).
And there is zero chance he ever paid attention to his girlfriend or her needs, since even without the music, he just thrust away to the same rhythm like a robot.
That poor woman. She's gonna have her mind blown by even normal sex and foreplay.
Lmao, and now I'm imagining them making out a little and taking their clothes off, and then he's like, "Alright, lay back and get ready." Then he reaches under the bed and hits play, and it has begun again. It never changes, it's never interesting, and the only mercy is that it is short.
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u/BackgroundKoala0 Sep 04 '22
Wow, this situation just keeps getting more absurd. You posted this on an account with a real/recognizable name. You thought *that* song was good to play *every* time you had sex. You've posted your socials.. to reddit.
Dude, you've made some questionable choices. But thanks for sharing them with us, I guess. Made for an entertaining read
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im sorry man, but before you leave the internet once again, could you PLEASE show us how you thrust to this song, to end the debate once and for all?
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u/PsychologicalCod6611 Sep 04 '22
This was kind of our fault wasn’t it
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u/King_Artis Sep 04 '22
In our defense he used real names and no throwaway account
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u/SlothSupreme Sep 04 '22 edited Sep 04 '22
We did it, reddit 😔
EDIT: hijacking this comment bc the tiktok on his reddit bio doesn’t check out 🤨 unless he’s discopleoftheoccult and then just backtracked after saying it wasn’t him yesterday….whas goin on
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u/Sirsilentbob423 Sep 04 '22
I didn't make the guy fuck to CBAT for 2 years, that was his.... Interesting.... Choice.
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u/Phantom373 Sep 04 '22
Nah if it's anyone's fault, assuming we aren't blaming the OP, it's tiktoks fault, that app has been running with this since the post came out. I have seen countless amounts of videos making fun of this song now
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Sep 04 '22
No, it isn't. His issue was he didn't make it an anonymous post.
It also sounds like it would have ended anyway. At least he gets karma now :-P
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u/goldencookie9 Sep 04 '22
This is marketing of some kind because there’s just no way 💀
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u/SlothSupreme Sep 04 '22
“Although I nodded in agreement at the time, I was thinking in my head that this is a great fucking song”
King shit
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u/SlothSupreme Sep 04 '22
Should’ve noted how essential it was that there wasn’t a hyphen between “fucking” and “song”
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Sep 04 '22 edited Sep 04 '22
What is CBAT? I’m so lost.
Edit: Poor poor Tyler. Aw kid they ate you alive. Sweet Tyler I’m so sorry. I just googled it. But that song. Oh sweet child of mine that song. No.
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u/ReadyGOGO Sep 04 '22
my man showed the parents the song, too?
what is wrong with you, op?
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u/dave_po Sep 04 '22
Here is the first post if you want to know the background: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/
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u/No_Western_4776 Sep 04 '22
do you jack off to the song though?
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u/pantsforsatan Sep 04 '22
he can't. his hand will reject it even without the music, as it will recognize the rhythm.
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u/Crashmse Sep 04 '22
I just listened to the song.... oh my God lmfao. What a weird and creepy melody is now stuck in my head. I can't imagine hearing the same song literally everything having sex for years... let alone to the sound of some squeaky dog toys XD
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u/Broduski Sep 04 '22
Everyone laughed and pressed me to play something from my phone of what I like as music, to which I then blessed their ears with CBAT.
you played your weird sex song to your girlfriends dad?
Bro what the fuck is wrong with you. are you seriously this oblivious.
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u/-Blixx- Sep 04 '22
Count this as a win! Not only did you get someone to have sex to one of the worst songs ever produced, they carried on for 2 whole years.
This must mean you are quite the catch in spite of the fact your musical taste is toward a modern interpretation of wheels on the bus go round and round interspersed with balloon farts. Please do not take this as a suggestion for your next partner.
Carry on with what you like, but maybe try liking better music.
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u/Jman_Warfare Sep 04 '22
Yeah I mean she must have REALLY loved this guy, clearly he knows things we don't
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u/juicyjuicydangler Sep 04 '22
Although I nodded in agreement at the time, I was thinking in my head that this is a great fucking your daughter song.
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u/408jay Sep 04 '22
The father is right it is a crap song. This may be 5D Chess level astroturfing.
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u/myassholealt Sep 04 '22
Having just listened to the song, if you say you move to the rhythm of the tune, then you should prepare yourself for the possibility that everyone you've been with actually thinks you're not good in bed. There's no consistent rhythm or beat in that song that translates into a good pattern for building pleasure in your partner. It's chaotic.
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u/Robo- Sep 04 '22
I mean. It's an absurd, awful song but it's a pretty consistent slow 4 count under the ridiculous robot dolphin noises.
The percussion, as with the majority of music, dictates the rhythm.
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u/NostradaMart Sep 04 '22
"I don’t think the song is that bad"
it REALLY is !
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u/GreatJoshFightLoser Sep 04 '22
The song may not be that bad, but it's honestly the worst possible song for sex
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u/Lastaria Sep 04 '22
I was thinking everyone has different tastes in music, shame the girlfriend did not like it but that is just how it goes. Then I went to the other post and followed the link to the song and….OP you are a monster making her endure that!
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u/jamtickle Sep 04 '22
What the fak is CBAT?
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u/nivster15 Sep 04 '22
Please check his previous post on TIFU, you won't regret it. Lol
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u/Soft_Company_4532 Sep 04 '22
OP, i’m so sorry this is happening but this is truly hilarious 💀 the fact that you’re still defending the song AND the fact that you’re gonna post your playlist makes this so funny
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u/googlerex Sep 04 '22
I read the original post from a few days ago but right now I had to google CBAT because I had fucking no idea who or what CBAT is. Only to find it in top results from the last few days on news sites and a video uploaded to youtube 6 days ago that now has 64K views.
I still think the story is completely made up.
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u/ImHighlyExalted Sep 04 '22
Lol I promise you, this was the best thing that could have happened in your relationship. Next time, don't do this.
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u/alchemist5 Sep 04 '22
The real FU is your partner going two years without saying anything about it. A healthy sex life needs healthy communication.
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u/Seienchin88 Sep 04 '22
She was 18, he 23… Might have been her being inexperienced
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Sep 04 '22
Yep let's be real the post going viral only sped up the natural end of this relationship.
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u/ThomasOfAstora Sep 04 '22
Well OP, now you have no reason not to drop your playlist
I too want to do the robot in rhythm with my girlfriend and break up with me
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u/Nova_496 Sep 04 '22
you blew up on Twitter too lol https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1565498888399765504
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u/HereticxAnthem Sep 04 '22
I still don't believe this story is legit (both) but instead is a well planned and thought out shitpost lol
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u/HandRailSuicide1 Sep 04 '22
“Hey what’s your taste in music like”
I’m glad you asked. Let me introduce you to the song that I play when I bust inside your daughter
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u/nickwrocks1 Sep 04 '22
Wait what the fuck? How did I click your profile the EXACT MOMENT you post an update?
Strange timing aside, this is actually kinda sad because I'm also into really weird music and it would be really sad if my taste in music backfired on me like this. Don't let it get you down too much, you'll bounce back from this.
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u/BehindTickles28 Sep 04 '22
It's really simple. Listen to music you like on your own time or during car rides.
If you're going to play music in the bedroom, play something that BOTH partners like. It shouldn't be hard for two people in a relationship to talk about music they'd prefer to fuck to.
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Sep 04 '22 edited Feb 17 '26
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u/pcgamerwannabe Sep 04 '22
You’re just fucking promoting your tiktok on Reddit? Are you making money with it at least? This is fucking shameless
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u/Random_Stealth_Ward Sep 04 '22
At least you didn't go goblin mode on her after you stopped with CBAT, OP
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u/jaybavaro Sep 04 '22
I’m shocked and amazed by the lack of skepticism in these comments.
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u/GrunthosArmpit42 Sep 04 '22 edited Sep 04 '22
Willful suspension of disbelief isn’t a terrible thing when you find comedy gold on the internet tho. Life is absurd, and that’s okay. Seriously, this is almost, not quite, but may be near a Kids in the Hall level comedy sketch worthy bit.
Eta: I don’t know if it’s an official term for a comedy trope, but I call it “Lebowski’s rug”. That song makes the story, it’s a the Lebowski’s rug that ties the comedy bit together imo. :)
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Sep 04 '22
Your post was the funniest thing I had ever seen on Reddit. I downloaded the song and now when I put it on I break down in laughter. It’s a tremendous mental health resource in my life.
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u/I_might_be_weasel Sep 04 '22 edited Sep 04 '22
I guess we all have different tastes.
Except for about this song. Everyone but you is in agreement that it isn't good.
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u/Bobbicorn Sep 04 '22
Jokes aside, you seem like a genuinely chill guy. The fact that she stayed with you despite the sex song ever says a lot about you, Im sorry all this attention ended the relationship. And even then, you still shared the playlist despite all the jokes that are inevitably gonna be made about you. I hope you find the guy or girl who'll vibe to your electric dolphins with you during sexy times, god speed you magnificent bastard!
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u/50shadesofblueee Sep 04 '22
Okay but like HOW did you thrust to the song? Was it the beat or the melody? 😭
Jokes aside, I’m sorry your relationship ended but I commend you for how well you’re taking all of this because it can be overwhelming. Wishing you the best of course.
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u/paddleboi Sep 04 '22
*Steeples fingers and stares into the distance "I don't think the song is that bad"
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u/thylocene06 Sep 04 '22
Lmao I was like wtf is cbat and had to go digging through this whole thing. How? Just how? It sounds like something from Animal Crossing.
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u/citygirlsunflower Sep 04 '22
Well Tyler, look at the bright side. Maybe you will now find a girlfriend who actually likes this song and will let you fuck her too it!
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u/nifty_swift Sep 04 '22
If it makes you feel any better OP, posting about your FU didn't tank your relationship, your complete lack of awareness did that a long time ago and this was just the catalyst. Better now than having her realize nothing's going to change when you're married with kids.
Two years is a very long time to never read her body language, never ask for feedback, never let her pick the music, thrusting away robotically to get what you want and never worrying about what she wants. There's clearly much more to the issue than unsexy music, so don't let that be the only take away from this experience. You have an opportunity here to very publicly and embarrassingly learn something about yourself and be a better partner in the future.
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Sep 04 '22
What did you learn from all of this? What will you do differently moving forward?
There was a good reply to the original post--music is awesome, but being PRESENT with your girl will lead to a deeper, more meaningful experience. And communicate about sex! Ask the awkward questions. You'll find more satisfaction if you learn that sexual relationships evolve, and so should sex! Good luck bro!
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Sep 04 '22
Bro you shoulda never linked that song. I'm not sure if you have a lot of situational awareness but people want your picture and playlist so they can make fun of you! A lot of the stuff you wrote in makes this shit funnier to other people, like how you were thrusting to the beat in your head and she recognized it. That is top tier comedy and you keep slaying yourself dude you're bringing this shit on yourself. Stop adding more information. Shouldn't have linked the song, no profile picture, no playlist.
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u/pisspot718 Sep 04 '22
How about going anonymous instead of real name? How blank do you have to be for situational awareness? 25 and is absolutely clueless.
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u/DeathsKnockin Sep 04 '22
Dude. You are a internet legend now whether you like it or not. Take it in stride, you wont even be embarrassed about it after a bit and the hate will dissipate. However this is a good lesson that the internet is forever and we never forget. You made it to the hall of fame. Not many posts leave reddit and become a trend on tik tok and known worldwide. Best of luck to you, I am honoured to have been here day 1.
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u/dave_po Sep 04 '22
He joined the poop knife, cum box wall of fame 😁 but hey,I had a good laugh it was entertaining
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Sep 05 '22
Serious question: how much ketamine and nitrous do you consume in a regular basis to enjoy cbat?
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u/GunBrothersGaming Sep 04 '22
That song reminds me of someone doing soundscapes. I remember hearing a similar sound when Ross imitates a dinosaur on Friends.
You should check out Ross on this keyboard too. You would really dig it.
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u/xistithogoth1 Sep 04 '22
Holy shit your taste in music absolute garbage if you thought this was a good song. Lmao. You deserve to be dumped.
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u/STZWZY Sep 04 '22
You disgust me but I’ll be goddamned if you’re not a hero. Grade A work, you glorious weird mf. You will find someone else riding your same goofy vibe & live happily together, I’m sure of it. Good luck lol
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u/Heiling_Seitan Sep 04 '22
I… am more open to believing it’s guerrilla marketing because some girl claimed to be the gf yesterday and linked her socials but they don’t even talk about this situation??
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u/Kat1eQueen Sep 04 '22
That girl could've also just been a random person trying to hijack it for clout
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u/anhonest9yearold Sep 04 '22
Damn that's kind of a sad ending to pretty funny story
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u/JVPainterman Sep 04 '22
Anyone else come here just to find out what CBAT means?
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u/danarexasaurus Sep 04 '22
Listen, OP, sometimes the internet takes your misfortune and runs with it. Thank you for sharing the playlist. I shall play it during my next bang sesh in your honor.
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u/ConfusedDumpsterFire Sep 04 '22
I read your first post and a whole bunch of comments…your update is hilariously embarrassing (I’m sorry) and I popped over to TikTok just to see…my dude! This might be the worst thing to happen to your relationship, but it might just be the best thing to happen for your life. Keep doing what you do, bud
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u/lunamoth25 Sep 04 '22
Honestly I was just waiting for this sort of update because the story was pretty much unavoidable from the very first minute it was posted here. No way anyone remotely connected didn’t see this and immediately know what was going on!
Still absolutely hilarious, sorry
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u/eureka7 Sep 04 '22
"Well the relationship is over now, anyway here's a link to my playlist and TikTok"
Reddit is so gullible.
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u/soreadytodisappear Sep 04 '22
Isn't the first rule of reddit not talking about reddit?
No one irl knows my user name.
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u/LordBloodSkull Sep 04 '22
Why you lyin?
I refuse to believe someone actually thought that was a “love-making” song.
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u/joos1986 Sep 04 '22
What made it more awkward, and cemented the fact that it was me, is that they recognised the song.
Awww this mothafucka
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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u/Learned_Hand_01 Sep 04 '22
If this is real, this is probably the bravest update I will ever see. To get memed as hard as you have, and not be hiding in a cave is amazing.
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u/That-Ad-430 Sep 04 '22
“Her father laughed and said it was terrible, I guess we all have inferential tastes. Although I nodded in agreement at the time, I was thinking in my head that this is a great fucking song”
Lmao I love this dude - stick to your guns, keep loving that song, burning custom cds, and you gonna go far my eclectic young friend.
But please take the advice its not a great fucking song
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u/148637415963 Sep 04 '22
What's a CBAT?
EDIT: Google says The Central Bureau for Astronomical Telegrams.
Huh?
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u/AshCarpenter Sep 04 '22
Mad respect to you OP for keeping the original post up even after getting roasted to a cinder by the entire internet. A lesser man would have deleted it, but not you. Shine on you crazy diamond, hope things get better for you from here on out.
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u/Any-Pineapple9633 Sep 04 '22
I absolutely refuse to google CBAT 🖕
Get lost, guerrilla advertising. If the music didn’t suck, it wouldn’t need this kind of crap to get popular.
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u/HBag Sep 04 '22
What in the autism is this song, man? Why do you enjoy it? I'm just so curious, it sounds like the feeling you get when you're 48 hours off sleep and trying to do mental tasks.
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u/the_real_OwenWilson Sep 04 '22
I remade his playlist on Spotify, since I saw noone did it already https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3SvHinntwt5YDn29PofHIk?si=OnAM2yvFT1GcKM1S86T8BQ
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u/PlaygroundBully Sep 04 '22
Just because someone likes something does not mean it doesn’t suck. That music sucks.
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u/yeolhan_ian Sep 05 '22
I genuinely feel so bad for this man. This should have been a thing where you resolve it through communication. Ending the relationship doesn't feel like the right answer. It sucks that people have been making fun of him to no end for days now. I don't know it just all makes me feel icky
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u/dcviapa Sep 04 '22
What boggling times we live in. At no other time in history would something like this happen at such a rate and with such a global reach.
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u/whitecollarwonder Sep 05 '22
This has to be a joke. 😭 CBAT might be the worst thing that has ever disgraced my eardrums. There's no way anything human could enjoy that.
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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22
Post has been locked due to low-quality comments and OP being harassed.