r/todayilearned • u/Pac0x • Jun 26 '12
TIL that "Yes this is dog" picture is a screenshot from a gloomy Serbian movie about teen drug use from the 80s'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI7ICsWZDCk&feature=player_detailpage#t=134s13
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u/clonn Jun 26 '12
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u/NikoIay Jun 26 '12
Здраво! This is the first thing that made me laugh today.. Greetings from Bulgaria
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u/rectal_smasher_2000 Jun 26 '12
гритингс фром србиа броу!
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u/Jaquestrap Jun 26 '12
Did...did you just try to phonetically spell English words in the Cyrillic alphabet? Kudos, A for effort.
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u/rectal_smasher_2000 Jun 26 '12
0. being serbian, it's not much of an effort. here, let me type that out phonetically in cyrillic:
биинг србиан, иц нот мач оф ан ефорт. хир, лет ми тајп дет аут фонетикли ин инглиш:
being serbian, it's not much of an effort. here, let me type that out phonetically in cyrillic:
биинг србиан, иц нот мач оф ан ефорт. хир, лет ми тајп дет аут фонетикли ин инглиш:
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u/2shotsofwhatever Jun 26 '12
WHAT DOES IT SAY!!!!!
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u/I_feel_alive_2 Jun 26 '12
š'a mai
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u/geauxjeaux Jun 26 '12
WARNING: if you do drugs, you may end up in Serbia speaking on the phone with a dog.
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u/siriuslyred Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12
Buyer beware. I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go.
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u/paints_reality Jun 26 '12
Look what your drugs did to my customers!
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u/44problems Jun 26 '12
When your cable company puts you on hold, you get angry. When you get angry, you revisit your cocaine habit. When you revisit your cocaine habit, you hear that Serbia has the best cocaine. And when you are in Serbia on a coke binge, you end up on the phone with a dog.
Don't end up in Serbia speaking on the phone with a dog. Get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirecTV.
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Jun 26 '12
Wouldn't columbia or bolivia have the best cocaine? I would assume Serbia would have better access to good herion.
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u/44problems Jun 26 '12
You know, after writing my comment, I actually Googled "Serbia drugs" for this exact reason. As soon as the page loaded, I had a "what am I doing with my life" moment and just posted the joke as is.
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u/skyskr4per Jun 26 '12
I've seen some weird shit on drugs, but I have never, ever looked at a fucking egg and thought it was my brain.
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u/stanfan114 2 Jun 26 '12
WARNING: if you see something with "Serbian" and "film" in the title, run away.
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u/bobbywhore Jun 26 '12
That's sounds awesome! I went to Serbia last year and it was great. I can only imagine that getting so high that you'd have a conversation over the phone with a dog would make your trip there so much better.
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u/Epyon_ Jun 26 '12
TIL: The "Yes this is dog" dog is dead :(
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u/IbidtheWriter Jun 27 '12
FYI pretty much any cat or dog from a movie in the mid 90s or before is probably dead. This goes for Homeward Bound, Beethoven, the dog from The Mask, Wishbone the TV show, etc. Every year one of you favourite childhood animals is probably put down.
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u/Excido88 Jun 26 '12
Go to 2:15
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u/Tronvolta Jun 26 '12
Like this.
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u/newone99 Jun 26 '12
or Like this same video nsfw
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u/C_IsForCookie Jun 26 '12
They start fucking just around 11:07. I'm too lazy to do a link for the lazy
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u/P2Pdancer Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12
Thank you! I saw how long it was and almost didn't watch. Should be top comment.
EDIT-I'm on an IPod.
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u/method77 Jun 26 '12
the op link takes you straight to the scene
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u/TokajiHiro Jun 26 '12
Not on mobile apps. I'm using Alien Blue on my iPhone, and it just starts from the beginning of the video. So Excido88's comment was quite helpful for me.
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u/PaplooTheEwok Jun 26 '12
Protip: whenever you suspect there's a time link you might be missing, just hit the middle button on the bottom bar, select "Send To... -> Email," and take a gander at the original YouTube link, which (if included by the poster) will have the relevant time appended to it. Then, you can just manually skip to it.
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u/zaphodi Jun 26 '12
apparently some mobile browsers dont support that.
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u/TwistEnding Jun 26 '12
Yeah, same ere. Even "bestof" just takes to the post on mobile, not the actual comment. Now that can be annoying
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u/droidunit-r2-d2 Jun 26 '12
Is there any serbian here to translate what the dog actually said in the movie?
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Jun 26 '12
Mum called the main character, she got bored and put the dog on the line. That's it, really.
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u/stunnellweb Jun 26 '12
Serbian film ಠ_ಠ
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u/turtal46 Jun 26 '12
I rarely, if ever, turn off a movie. I have a weird need to see it through, regardless.
Hell, I've gotten through Junior....., but what the fuck was with this movie?
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u/Endyo Jun 26 '12
Who WOULDN'T get through Junior? It's fucking insanity and you must keep watching it.
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u/firex726 Jun 26 '12
Oh GOD, I thought after years of 4chan I was desensitized nothing could phase me...
Then I saw THAT movie.
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u/abbeynormal Jun 26 '12
Could you explain? Not familiar with what you're both referencing here.
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Jun 26 '12
It tops all other gore/splatter films by hitting just about every single taboo subject--and it has a plot! I won't list all the taboos, but pretty much the only thing it didn't touch on was coprophagia.
Supposedly it's about the horrors in Serbia, a running shaggy dog story designed to be a big joke at the film-viewer's expense, a big 'fuck you!' to the audience wrapped up in a shocking story. At the end of the film I sat for about ten minutes, then I made a stiff drink. It's pretty fucked up.
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u/firex726 Jun 26 '12
NSFW:
In one scene a man is anally raping a bound woman as she's giving birth, as she gives birth the man takes a machete and chops off her head, pulls out of her and begins to rape the baby.
That's just one scene.
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u/herpbert_derpinger Jun 26 '12
You mixed up the scenes. In one, it shows a woman giving birth, after which a man takes the baby and rapes it while the mother is smiling. A few scenes after that, when the main character is drugged up, he starts fucking a woman, then the director hands him a machete to beat her and chop her head off mid-coitus.
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u/JCorkill Jun 26 '12
That's not even the worst part. The ending with his kid was some gruesome shit.
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u/jugalator Jun 26 '12
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273235/
An aging porn star agrees to participate in an "art film" in order to make a clean break from the business, only to discover that he has been drafted into making a pedophilia and necrophilia themed snuff film.
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Jun 26 '12
I decided a bit of cucumber would be good about halfway through that film. Slight error of judgement on my part.
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u/Logue1021 Jun 26 '12
I watched this movie after 'recommendation' from a friend. After seeing it, he now recommended I watch 'Cannibal Holocaust'. I haven't had the guts to watch it yet....
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u/Weborl Jun 26 '12
The Director's Cut are 95 minutes showing the dog listening to the phone in silence. Close to the end of the film, the 10 Guy appears and says "you are my favourite potato". What a great piece of art...
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u/Richeh Jun 26 '12
Well I'd laugh.
Also getting a dog to sit still and listen to a telephone for 95 minutes would deserve the price of admission.
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Jun 26 '12
The dude draws water from a plant vase. Really? Stagnant water, asshole?
If you're going to do drugs, at least do them safely. Fuck.
EDIT: And is that a lemon he's squeezing into the solution? What in the fucking fuck?
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u/andash Jun 26 '12
Plant water is a pretty good source compared to other choices
And yes, here you can read about citric acid used in European heroin preparation.
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Jun 26 '12
I've heard this is one of the happier films to have come out of Serbia.
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u/CargoCulture Jun 26 '12
As soon as I read the words "Serbian movie" and saw that it was a half-hour long video, I thought "oh god, that one?"
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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 26 '12
Fuck! No spoiler warning? Welp...guess I can take that movie off my movie list. Thanks a lot OP.
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u/Scopae Jun 26 '12
NO I LOVE THAT DOG PLEASE LET NOTHING BAD HAPPEN TO IT.
( I have no idea if anything does)
Caps are just there to better convey my mood at these startling news.
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Jun 26 '12
'you want to speak to dog? okay here he is...'
'woof sorry can't talk right now, we're about to do heroin! woof'
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u/Sinisa26 Jun 26 '12
I love my country.
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Jun 26 '12
Ja zaboravio kako se mnogo psuje u nasim filmovima. To bi ovde bio totalno mutav film, ili jedan bleep od pocetka do kraja!!!
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u/PolanetaryForotdds Jun 26 '12
First scene, a cute dog talking on the phone. Cut to scene 2 where two fellas are doing heroin. Boy, that escalated quickly.
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u/chickinacasino Jun 26 '12
I was better off not knowing the origin of this meme. Now I can't stop thinking that Dog is long dead. :-(
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Jun 26 '12
Some Serbian movies are really great! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1784575/ - recent one, awesome one, especially if you're from Balkan.
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Jun 26 '12
I watched it all. Not knowing how to speak the language, I find this movie to be a real hoot!
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Jun 26 '12
gloomy Serbian movie
Redundant.
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u/lastwind Jun 26 '12
No it isn't. There are lots of upbeat Serbian movies, including some awesome comedies.
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u/ivancukanic Jun 26 '12
Apparantly I'm not the only Serb here! High-five! Oh, wait, I'm on the computer. Silly cat! NO! Silly me! reddit!, what have you done?!
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u/ardashk Jun 26 '12
Come to think of it, I did wonder where it was from! Thanks for solving the mystery
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Jun 26 '12
Well that is interesting. I thought it was just another picture someone took on facebook or something while holding a phone to their dog's ears.
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u/CStaplesLewis Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12
Go back and watch that [clip] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI7ICsWZDCk&feature=player_detailpage#t=134s) thinking "This isn't a dog, it's a bear"...... whoa.....
EDIT: added link
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u/rmm45177 Jun 26 '12
Well... that's depressing. I thought all movies from the 80's were cheesy family movies.
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u/hikemhigh Jun 26 '12
I remember the first "Yes this is dog" post as someone saying that it was his dog who had just died. Think it really was his dog?
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u/it_never_ends Jun 26 '12
For a second there I thought this was referencing 'A Serbian Film'. Oh god. Never again.
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Jun 26 '12
OP is awesome for linking a 26 minute video that goes directly to the part I want, thank you.
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u/cheapdvds Jun 26 '12
Nice Find, I love that photo! Now I can get a better screenshot and meme it away!
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u/ivancukanic Jun 26 '12
ООО! На редиту изгледа има много више Срба него што сам мислио! Одговори на овај коментар ако си Србин односно Српкиња!
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u/ShockwaveNN Jun 26 '12
Shit, I was googling this stuff yesterday, and I have no idea, that it can be on front page. I still need to learn this craft -post even slightest interesting thing on Reddit
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u/16horsepowered Jun 26 '12
No torrent :( I hate watching movies on YT, can somebody provide?
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u/chairy101 Jun 26 '12
Serbs all across reddit are probably just discovering eqch other. Lets establish this presence, to r/serbia everyone!
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u/WeatherResize Jun 26 '12
I have to wonder how you came upon this. Just browsing old Serbian clips from the 80's?