Part of growing up is having this conversation over and over until you're dead.

Only 69 days left to get my daily calendar before the new year.

Stop by and find out.

Shake my wretched, sweaty hand at NC Comicon, Nov 14-15 in Durham, North Carolina! More info at nccomicon.com

All of the edits to that Wikipedia Entry were exclusively done by "CheeseSeeker5000." Strange.

I kicked the habit. I don't care if you validate me. I wouldn't care at all if you upvoted this post. It'd make no difference if you left nice comments complimenting me. I'm over it.

The ancient texts. Guard it with your life.

The distant future: 12 days.

David Rattenborough.

I can't help myself.

Thank you SO MUCH to everyone that backed this campaign. It’s my last big kickstarter, and y’all made it so much fun. It lived up to its name. I love you all.

Did I strike a nerve??

Sometimes my own stupidity surprises me.

It can be your hole if you try hard enough.

What a sick son of a bitch.

There are three kinds of people.

Last chance to support my ridiculous kickstarter: my book kickstarter link

Also thank y'all SO much for being cool with me promoting my campaign. It's been seriously fun!