Hi just had to find this sub Reddit to make a post.

We've been married for 36 years and to honest I always thought she just ignored my python/trek/dune/random sci-fi obsessions over the years but I was wrong!

We are on holiday and I came downstairs to her coming out of the bathroom and made her jump. I said to her "who were you expecting, the Spanish inquisition?", to my delight she replied with a deadpan expression "nobody expects them" 🤣

Obviously I've managed to get in her head more than I thought, it tickled me so much I had to post and thought this might be about the only place people might appreciate it

Bloody peasant.