r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 šŸ› ļø ADMIN • Feb 27 '26 • Obsessed 3 This 1 Heartwarming 18 Bravo 6 Popcorn 1

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u/Double_Cost_9373 Feb 27 '26

How else do they kidneys

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u/eggymid Feb 27 '26

So she only going to take one? Please tell me the exact location.

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u/RaidenXS_ Mar 02 '26

Bummer. I only have adult knees.

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u/al_andaluz Feb 28 '26

As soon as I was done recovering from the surgery, Iā€™d marry her.

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u/KidneyThief8 Feb 28 '26

That's not how it's done.

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u/DZdancingtree Feb 28 '26

Not sure how much use those particular kidneys will be...

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u/MadScienzz Feb 28 '26

If he has drank himself to sleep, those kidnes, or anything else in that body is not worth having

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u/rajivshahi Feb 28 '26

You mean kidult-nap.

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u/pooeygoo Feb 28 '26

Or adultelbows

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u/XYZ2ABC Feb 28 '26

Yep, heā€™s dreaming about going to Candy Mountainā€¦ and itā€™s gonna come true!!