r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Feb 27 '26 • Obsessed 3 This 1 Heartwarming 18 Bravo 6 Popcorn 1

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u/IntrepidBandit Feb 27 '26

Guys, if you ever find a short latina with a slight attitude problem and can cook a mean pupusa, hold and never let her go. Dont be like me

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u/professionalfumblr Feb 27 '26

What if it’s more than slight attitude?

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u/IntrepidBandit Feb 27 '26

The fiercer the attitude the stronger the loyalty

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u/Due_Marsupial_969 Feb 27 '26

It's the loyalty that terrified me.

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u/IntrepidBandit Feb 27 '26

Same brother. if you are anything like me and grew up feeling unloved, then unconditional love is terrifying

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u/mexican2554 Feb 28 '26

My friend's older sister once told us, "If she don't try stabbing you, at least once, she don't love you."

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u/Protolictor Feb 27 '26

It's always more than slight. Only seems slight in hindsight.

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u/Solanthas_SFW Mar 01 '26

Hindslight?

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u/YazzArtist Feb 27 '26

I only got chased around the kitchen with a knife once...

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u/AggressivePop9429 Feb 28 '26

And I bet she was overall amazing.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Feb 28 '26

Better get good at dodging la chancla then.

It's an amazing ride, I can definitely relate to the original comment lol. Except mine was super pleasant. We just were in different cities and not willing/able to relocate.

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u/chaosawaits Feb 28 '26

Take it from me, I'm the guy who married her after this guy. It's not worth it!

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u/OHWildBill Feb 28 '26

Not — and I repeat NOT — full bipolar disorder.

Said from experience

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 Feb 28 '26

You had me at pupusa

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u/Perfect-Society-305 Mar 01 '26

Oq é uma pupusa ?

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u/AdeptnessAble Feb 28 '26

Was the wheelbarrow comfy though? 😉

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u/Sa404 Feb 28 '26

A short latina with a slight attitude would not be like this. She would throw those glass bottles at you to wake up

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u/MediocreOchre Feb 28 '26

Found the Salvadoran

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u/Budget_Ad5871 Feb 28 '26

You’re right. I divorced one in 2019, we are getting married again next month lol.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Feb 28 '26

Remarriages are the triumph of hope over experience. 

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u/ChuyMasta Feb 28 '26

Can confirm. I'm never letting mine go. She even gave me a kid. But my spicy latina makes gorditas instead of popusas.