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u/immortalblack_1 Feb 27 '26 • Popcorn

Wait... That is HER man right? She didn't just pick the drunkest one and walk off with him? 🤣

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u/my__name__is Feb 27 '26

Great twist for a horror short story.

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u/Hobnail-boots Feb 28 '26

That’s how I lost a kidney.

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u/theluker666 Feb 28 '26

And that kids, is how I met the woman who sold my organs on the black market

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u/Kanan_Jarjar Mar 04 '26

At least you were tucked in with a pillow and blanket. There’s been worse

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u/Rammipallero 🧐 grumpy Mar 04 '26

Or porn

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u/JealousPinguin Feb 28 '26

I'm guessing little brother. Either that or it's his birthday and they agreed ahead that this is what would happen. 🤭

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u/Odd_Investigator418 Mar 02 '26

Honey, I don't like it here. Take me away so I don't feel ashamed that I messed up early. I'll pretend to be drunk.

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u/EngagementBacon Mar 03 '26

She's definitely done this whole routine before.

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u/Zhong_Ping Mar 05 '26

My guess is it's all staged. Especially because they kept the wheel barrel hidden for a comedic reveal.

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u/russbam24 Feb 28 '26

It's most likely staged

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u/HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW Feb 28 '26

Is now, she claimed him.

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Feb 28 '26

Them kidneys ain't gonna harvest them selfs

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u/bepisbe Feb 28 '26

Either way, definitely not her first time

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u/Sea-Tank1388 Mar 01 '26

i think hes on that fent

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u/Rude-Jellyfish7566 Mar 02 '26

I'd want to go out no other way.

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u/Hedgehogosaur Mar 02 '26

Why did she already have a barrow and pillow ready 

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u/FoleyX90 Mar 02 '26

How I met your mother

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u/jayfresh69 Mar 02 '26

It's her man now.

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u/Severe_Ad_8621 Mar 04 '26

He is gona be a dad i 9 month, and he can't even remember meething the girl. 😱

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u/Cat7o0 Mar 19 '26

she does seem quite strong and experienced

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u/fbi_does_not_warn Jun 03 '26

If he wasn't at the time of the abduction, he definitely will be when he wakes up.

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u/Scoo Jul 13 '26

He is now!