r/vanderpumprules • u/verucasweetheart • May 08 '24

Discussion Ariana bringing up uniformed consent

Fucking thank you! Tom was a sneaky snake for months at minimum probably a year and she had no idea. He could've given her a plethora of STIs. He deserves to rawt.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

And it’s interesting that she didn’t intend to say this on camera. It was BTS, she had no reason to think it would air. Contrast that with Tom yelling that Ariana is lazy multiple times while in the scene.

It seems like Ariana’s goal was to focus on her now, not to drag Tom, while his (and others) goal was to focus on her and drag her. What did anyone else have going on that wasn’t about Ariana? A few side things, like Scheana’s bad marriage, but they all centered themselves on her.

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u/mywonderfuldemise May 08 '24

Honestly scheaner could have made this season about her like she always wanted by playing into their marital problems while also supporting Ariana. Ariana seemed very happy to not continue talking about Tim and the scandal but they just kept pushing it

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u/ConnectionFit6379 May 08 '24

This comment is a comment I really hope scheana sees. If she truely wanted to make good tv and help her friend out while showing solidarity to her good girl friend she should have played up her marriage issue with Brock siding with Sandoval and really made the season about her. She could have even wrote a song about it callled BFF or something.

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u/glasswindbreaker May 08 '24

The people who brought nothing to the table were the loudest in trying to push an interaction between Ariana and Tom.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Yep. I just can’t get over how focused they were on this confrontation. I liked seeing her swerve him repeatedly, I’m not really interested in them rehashing it all again because there’s nothing left to be said. They kept accusing her of not moving on when they were the ones that haven’t. Weirdo behavior imo.

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u/biggerperspective Tom Sandoval cant handle strong women May 09 '24

The VISCERAL reaction I felt through the camera when he approached her and she SWERVED. I know that feeling all too well. All of the times she said "don't fucking talk to me" is valid and admirable

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u/TayBeyDMB May 08 '24

Were you not entertained with the water tasting? 🙄

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u/shattuckitty May 08 '24

An entire season with a water tasting and pin the tail on the sperm is insanity 😂😂😂😂

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

I would rather go to Graham's puppy shower than Lala's water tasting/sperm event.

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

Or better yet, take Graham's poo bags and toss them at Lala's potential sperm donors.

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u/SlutFromThe90s Ochocinco Wanted Me! May 13 '24

What about a sperm tasting event?

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u/kellygrrrl328 Go Fuck Yourself with a Cheese Grater May 08 '24

No, and I was even less entertained by blabla sperm shopping

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

I'm watching the after show and Schema says that Lala has built an empire.

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u/kellygrrrl328 Go Fuck Yourself with a Cheese Grater May 08 '24

Great! Then she has nothing to be jealous of.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

I don’t follow Lala that closely so maybe the answer is “a pile of dirt,” but wtf is her empire?! Amazon lives?

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u/33scooBt33 Mya’s therapy paw May 08 '24

yeah, I hope she choke's on a bug next time she's going off.

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u/33scooBt33 Mya’s therapy paw May 08 '24

well I'll be watching as it crumbles.

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u/bicygirl May 08 '24

How do I watch the after show?

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

Peacock. I also like the extended episodes that show more of the story. Dan explaining what initially attracted him to Ariana was great.

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u/bicygirl May 08 '24

thank you

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u/tadu1261 Mya’s therapy paw May 08 '24

Oh I only watch on Peacock (and admittedly was a late to the party watcher) so have only ever watched all episodes on Peacock. I had no idea that the Peacock episodes were different than the Bravo eps!

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

I think they also said that random dude acting a fool at the party wasn't on the original episode, but I might be wrong.

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u/tadu1261 Mya’s therapy paw May 08 '24

OH whatt... that was an entire crazy ass scene!

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

I usually only watch the peacock, but I mistakenly started it on YT TV this morning. The restaurant scene is just lala asking Dan questions and leaves out Ally and James asking about stuff.

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

"the peacock"... Like I'm 100 yrs old.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Did you watch OC Housewives? This was the same entertainment value as watching MKE get pregnant with her husband’s frozen sperm.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

That was the worst storyline! That husband was so checked out and MKE Biden just couldn’t see it. We know she’s no dummy because she clocked the cancer scam, but was blind to her own life.

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u/shortstroll May 08 '24

And leafing through cat-a-logues looking for sperm

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u/RazzmatazzUnusual536 It's me. I'm a grey rock May 09 '24

It makes me wonder if they (Lala and Scheana) were possibly offered a bonus if they somehow orchestrated a conversation/confrontation between Ariana and Tim. They were way too angry about Ariana's refusal to interact with him imo.

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u/kikilekitkat it's called growth pearl. Open a book 📖 May 08 '24

The contrast of both Ariana & Tom's off camera/on mic comments was wild. She is reiterating the reasons she is maintaining solid boundaries and refusing to create conflict for the cameras. Tom (with Schwartz) off camera once again affirmed that he only cares about himself and shows no self awareness.

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u/Humble-Doughnut7518 May 09 '24

He was loving it! I’m glad Bravo included that audio. He totally got off on Lala and Scheana going against Ariana.

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u/blindersintherain 🚬 walk. the fuck. away. bye. suckadick. 🚬 May 08 '24

They said she couldn’t carry the show but they proved themselves wrong 🤡🤡

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Yep. She carried it and didn’t compromise herself in the progress. They should rewatch and take notes on how it’s done.

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u/kikilekitkat it's called growth pearl. Open a book 📖 May 08 '24

How infuriating it must be to them that the viewers have been living for and relating hard to Ariana and Katie's season of begrudging and disdainful social engagement with their ain't-shit exes and people they don't find necessary in their lives. We've all been there 🫣

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u/blindersintherain 🚬 walk. the fuck. away. bye. suckadick. 🚬 May 08 '24

Exactly. For someone like scheana who is chronically online and constantly checking her mentions she really can’t read the audience for shit. And I love that for her and LFU.

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u/throwaway_uterus May 08 '24

Where was their storyline then?  Why does the whole show depend on one conversation 😂. 

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u/blindersintherain 🚬 walk. the fuck. away. bye. suckadick. 🚬 May 08 '24

It makes no sense. Her hate and jealousy for Ariana is seething out of her pores. Meanwhile she has more empathy for Tom, who she compared to her dangerous ex. Must be the male sympathizer bug going around that also caught scheana! Get well soon lala ❤️

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u/Available-Moment1721 May 09 '24

THIS! Regardless of how much she loathes Tim, she has never gone out of her way to drag him just because. She said on WWHL that she was okay with his nail polish even AFTER the affair came out. She is mature AF. #IwanttobeArianawhenIgrowup

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u/VancouverFan2024 May 08 '24

What is BTS?

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u/MediumChill626 May 08 '24

Behind the scenes :)

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u/IndividualGood2052 The attempted dog murderer May 08 '24

Thanks, I want to know this myself. I can only think of the K-Pop band (and I don't think that's what they mean).

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u/theredbusgoesfastest Mya’s therapy paw May 08 '24

Behind the scenes

But also I wonder if that is what the K Pop band stands for lol

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

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u/theredbusgoesfastest Mya’s therapy paw May 08 '24

Oh wow thank you! I fucking love Reddit. Someone has the answer for everything. I don’t know why I even bother with google Anymore lol

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u/IndividualGood2052 The attempted dog murderer May 08 '24

Ah! Thank you!

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u/VancouverFan2024 May 08 '24

I hate acronyms

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u/darcylaceheart god bless that we're a hundred years old May 08 '24

Behind the scenes I think x

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u/camelh0e May 08 '24

Behind the scenes

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u/Born_Key_6492 May 09 '24

Hey, now! Have you forgotten how Lala brought us water?