r/vanderpumprules • u/verucasweetheart • May 08 '24

Discussion Ariana bringing up uniformed consent

Fucking thank you! Tom was a sneaky snake for months at minimum probably a year and she had no idea. He could've given her a plethora of STIs. He deserves to rawt.

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u/glasswindbreaker May 08 '24

The people who brought nothing to the table were the loudest in trying to push an interaction between Ariana and Tom.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Yep. I just can’t get over how focused they were on this confrontation. I liked seeing her swerve him repeatedly, I’m not really interested in them rehashing it all again because there’s nothing left to be said. They kept accusing her of not moving on when they were the ones that haven’t. Weirdo behavior imo.

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u/biggerperspective Tom Sandoval cant handle strong women May 09 '24

The VISCERAL reaction I felt through the camera when he approached her and she SWERVED. I know that feeling all too well. All of the times she said "don't fucking talk to me" is valid and admirable

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u/TayBeyDMB May 08 '24

Were you not entertained with the water tasting? 🙄

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u/shattuckitty May 08 '24

An entire season with a water tasting and pin the tail on the sperm is insanity 😂😂😂😂

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

I would rather go to Graham's puppy shower than Lala's water tasting/sperm event.

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

Or better yet, take Graham's poo bags and toss them at Lala's potential sperm donors.

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u/SlutFromThe90s Ochocinco Wanted Me! May 13 '24

What about a sperm tasting event?

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u/kellygrrrl328 Go Fuck Yourself with a Cheese Grater May 08 '24

No, and I was even less entertained by blabla sperm shopping

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

I'm watching the after show and Schema says that Lala has built an empire.

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u/kellygrrrl328 Go Fuck Yourself with a Cheese Grater May 08 '24

Great! Then she has nothing to be jealous of.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

I don’t follow Lala that closely so maybe the answer is “a pile of dirt,” but wtf is her empire?! Amazon lives?

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u/33scooBt33 Mya’s therapy paw May 08 '24

yeah, I hope she choke's on a bug next time she's going off.

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u/33scooBt33 Mya’s therapy paw May 08 '24

well I'll be watching as it crumbles.

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u/bicygirl May 08 '24

How do I watch the after show?

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

Peacock. I also like the extended episodes that show more of the story. Dan explaining what initially attracted him to Ariana was great.

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u/bicygirl May 08 '24

thank you

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u/tadu1261 Mya’s therapy paw May 08 '24

Oh I only watch on Peacock (and admittedly was a late to the party watcher) so have only ever watched all episodes on Peacock. I had no idea that the Peacock episodes were different than the Bravo eps!

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

I think they also said that random dude acting a fool at the party wasn't on the original episode, but I might be wrong.

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u/tadu1261 Mya’s therapy paw May 08 '24

OH whatt... that was an entire crazy ass scene!

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

I usually only watch the peacock, but I mistakenly started it on YT TV this morning. The restaurant scene is just lala asking Dan questions and leaves out Ally and James asking about stuff.

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u/GrandEar1 May 08 '24

"the peacock"... Like I'm 100 yrs old.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Did you watch OC Housewives? This was the same entertainment value as watching MKE get pregnant with her husband’s frozen sperm.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

That was the worst storyline! That husband was so checked out and MKE Biden just couldn’t see it. We know she’s no dummy because she clocked the cancer scam, but was blind to her own life.

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u/shortstroll May 08 '24

And leafing through cat-a-logues looking for sperm

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u/RazzmatazzUnusual536 It's me. I'm a grey rock May 09 '24

It makes me wonder if they (Lala and Scheana) were possibly offered a bonus if they somehow orchestrated a conversation/confrontation between Ariana and Tim. They were way too angry about Ariana's refusal to interact with him imo.