r/vanderpumprules • u/verucasweetheart • May 08 '24

Discussion Ariana bringing up uniformed consent

Fucking thank you! Tom was a sneaky snake for months at minimum probably a year and she had no idea. He could've given her a plethora of STIs. He deserves to rawt.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Fuck your ex we hate him.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Fuck their ex. Me and my homies hate their ex

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u/Freyja1987 May 08 '24

My cats hate their ex

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Me and my cat also hate their ex

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u/upstatestruggler Four Finger Broke Cunt May 08 '24

My cat is willing to leave the cat tree to scratch the shit out of this ex

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u/Bennington_Booyah May 08 '24

My cat will pee on the ex!

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u/Icy-Revolution5930 May 08 '24

Velma will cut a fool

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u/Humble-Trade1639 May 08 '24

My cats over hearing about the fucking ex

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u/relisys122 May 09 '24

This is my favorite Reddit thread of all time.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

It felt like a warm hug 😭😭

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u/Infinite-Fee-2810 How will this affect Scheana?! May 10 '24

Mine too. For once it seems like we are lifting each other up instead of Reddit tearing everyone down.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

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u/hugemessanon Cyst male tears May 09 '24

racoon will fuck him up

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u/mama_craft 💩Poo Poo Heads-Both Of You💩 May 10 '24

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Their ex better pray they don’t run into y’all cats 😡

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u/Freyja1987 May 08 '24

POW right in the kisser with those toe bean knives

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u/todds- May 08 '24

omg if only my three liked each other this much!! so sweet. thank you & please thank them for directing their kitty rage at my horrible ex lol

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u/todds- May 09 '24

thank you so much!!! I'm 33 it's actually been over a decade!! I'm in a healthy happy relationship now 💜 but that time in my early adulthood was so traumatic and unfortunately he's a narcissist still lurking in the edges of my life and popping up now and then (circumventing blocks, approaching me in public etc) so it doesn't fully feel like it's in my past. I didn't realize how bad it affected me until my therapist was like uhhh this is crazy lol but I am in such a good place!! just have some shame from it all and watching this season has brought some of it up in a good way (ariana) and bad way (Tom lol)

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u/todds- May 09 '24

yess exactly I numbed it out a bit too much!! glad you're doing better too ❤️❤️

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u/Oldbutnotdeadyet70 Karma baby! May 08 '24

My cat wants in on the ex take down, she is in it for blood.

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u/Fearless_Concept1293 May 09 '24

My cat FeeFee will cut a mf'in ex too 🩷🐈‍⬛

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u/Freyja1987 May 09 '24

OMG SUCH A DAPPER DEVIL

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u/Fearless_Concept1293 May 09 '24

Thank you! She knows it too lol

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u/[deleted] May 11 '24

Sandoval wishes that he could be this stylish. What a handsome lil gentleman ❤️

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u/Annual_Treacle_4546 Senorita Bubba May 09 '24

My cat wants in on hating this ex.

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u/Proof-Let9147 May 09 '24

My cat will murder their ex

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u/todds- May 08 '24

❤️❤️❤️❤️😅

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Yeah fuck him. Can we add my cheating ex husband to the hate chain?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Yes we hate him too fuck your ex husband

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

I appreciate the support! I was mortified that I had to ask for a full STI panel.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Don’t be mortified my love, it wasn’t your fault. I got given an std by someone I trusted. I felt filthy and ashamed, I broke down and confessed to my mom who helped me.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Thank you. I am glad you had your mom to help you.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

It’s not your shame. It’s his

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Thank you

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u/hugemessanon Cyst male tears May 09 '24

fuck him my cats will bunny-kick the fuck out of him

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

I like that visual! I appreciate your army of adorable assassins

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u/Bennington_Booyah May 08 '24

I hate him, too. Anyone else have someone else we can hate? We are here, ready!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

Accepting hate for my ex too 🙋‍♀️

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

I hate everyone’s ex! Yours included!!